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Posts by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass la**y the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer...

  1. Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Don't answer a poll with another question.

    Answer the poll.

    i have a pole for you

    open wide and smile purty
  2. Originally posted by Speedy Parker I'll give you $1000 for a video of you killing someone with a nail gun at 20 yards.

    ill give you $1000 if youre the one i kill with the nail gun at 20 yards.

    and dont change the topic of your inaccurate claim of a .22 WMR penetrating 3/8" AR500

    also, youre a dumb nigger
  3. Originally posted by frala You seem super pressed. And yeah yeah. We know. You’re gonna press your flaccid cock somewhere.

    you seem like a whore.

    how many pennies to stuff my flaccid cock into one or more of your orifices.

    i want a discount because im not paying you as much as i pay your mom
  4. Originally posted by Nile Jeff Hunter isn't a man but an idea, an ideal we all strive for.

    Jeff is love, Jeff is life.

    you just described my cock.
  5. Originally posted by Kev did totse have a weapons forum? i only remember bad ideas and backyard ballistics with warweed and dr. ol raw

    i brought it up years ago and lannyfag basically said he didnt give a single fuck and couldnt care less
  6. Originally posted by A College Professor nah youre gay rittenhouse would have turned you into swiss cheese

    my cock would have turned you into the worlds first medically verifiable case of colonic impregnation and rectal childbirth.
  7. Originally posted by Nile Like I was going off the rails but this fucker REVELED in the little bit of force he was allowed to use in the context of his job.

    Came off sadistic as fuck tbh…..

    Yeah definitely gotta go back and hex him.

    they do. i was at a shitty club one time and a giant nigger tried a pathetic move on me and all i did was shift my weight and lightly push him and he fell over. the white bouncers subsequently tried to tackle me in unison...which failed as well.

    another pair of niggers at a different club pretended to ignore me when i eyeball-fucked them the next day after choking out someone i would have preferred they hadnt choked out.

    a nigger cop (badged and all) at an airport tried to tackle me a few months ago (he literally said 'thats it, now im taking you to the floor.') and gave gallant effort at trying. all he did was leave a black-and-blue mark on my inner arm. he wasnt particularly happy when i told his supervisor what pathetic 'control' techniques he had and tried to add his two cents to when i specifically described how poorly executed his technique was. the supervisor didnt give half a fuck, he just listened to let me drone on.
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