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Posts by Irmfried Eberl.

  1. Irmfried Eberl. Yung Blood (banned)
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Fuck off out of this thread you gay pakistani fuckhead.

    bring your pretty little head on over here and ill use it as a bowling ball, too
  2. Irmfried Eberl. Yung Blood (banned)
    Originally posted by Sudo Do you fingerblast your mother with the digits that typed such filth?

    my fingers are preoccupied in your mothers crotch like a meat flavored bowling ball
  3. Irmfried Eberl. Yung Blood (banned)
    Originally posted by Sudo I've got a congolese cock, I hate that I'm all washed up and a God fearing family faggot who has to be an "adulterer" instead of just fucking bitches and getting money like everyone else. I've gotta put it out there for fucksake, it's going to waste and I'm here living vicariously through ukranian hooker stories

    which of your orifices is that congolese nigger cock crammed into
  4. Irmfried Eberl. Yung Blood (banned)
    Originally posted by Sudo Pretty sure you're infinitelysmolcock

    if you had spelt it 'infinityshock' you would have been correct
  5. Irmfried Eberl. Yung Blood (banned)
    Originally posted by aldra captain infant cock

    infant cock because after ive finished fucking an orifice it looks like it just gave birth to an infant elephant
  6. Irmfried Eberl. Yung Blood (banned)
    Originally posted by Nile My friend here was saying they hunt moose up north with .22's. I've heard of deer but a moose? Ive been told of .303 British flattening on hitting a rib.

    I don't know shit about guns, my father always said a 30-30 was good for hunting. Long range punch or the optics to match weren't good for northern Albert/boreal forest. Something like a 30-06 was to heavy for how far your likely to see, think 100 yards and not 400.

    I dunno just what he told me and what stuck.

    no sane hunter shoots mooses with any .22. the bullets are too light, even the heaviest 90+ grains

    30-30 is not good for long range. to little powder and the bullets are, for the most part, flat tipped to fit in tubular magazines

    30-06 is the perfect caliber for everything in north america, 2-legged or 4
  7. Irmfried Eberl. Yung Blood (banned)
    pics of nude whore or didnt happen
  8. Irmfried Eberl. Yung Blood (banned)
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker The reason I prefer this over my many 1991s and 9mms are as follows.

    With it's polymer frame it only weighs 21 oz dry and not even double that with the 30 round mag. Loaded with the FN SS197SR 5.7x28mm FN 40 Grain Hornady V-MAX (Muzzle Velocity: 2034 fps) it comes in just under double that with the 20 round mags an a tad more with the 30. The recoil is almost non-existent which facilitates rapid back on target properties.

    translation:

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Im a soft, chewy, weak bitch and i need a light shoostee-stick that shoostees a .22 caliber no-recoil bullet 'cause i might sprain my dainty wrist and have to ask my mommy to kiss it and make it better like when i try to get the neighbors kitty to lick my weewee and the kitty bites the tip so my mommy has to kiss it and make it better

    additionally, the bullet loaded into this cartridge will only penetrate body armor in my wettest wet dreams. the ones i have when my daddy tucks me in to bed at night.

    https://www.hornady.com/bullets/rifle/22-cal-224-40-gr-v-max-100#!/

    this bullet is designed to kill skwurls, bunnies, and other small rabbits, hence its ultra-thin jacket and very, very soft lead core which has virtually no chance of penetrating body armor. it has absolutely no relation to the actual bullet that the 5.7xshit platform was designed around which has a 'harder metal' core which is actually physically capable of penetrating even armor plates. major bummer that it isnt legal to purchase by young children such as myself. maybe my mommy can buy me some.

    but probably not since not only is it unavailable to the general public but she has too many prostitution and meth-possession arrests to allow her to buy ammo stuff.






    Originally posted by Speedy Parker at 50 yards it will (not can) penetrate level IIIA soft body armor and yet will not over pen and hit the innocent guy behind the bad guy.


    translation:

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I have no idea what Im talking about but im going to LARP as a supersekrit operator who has a target rich environment fillt with baddies and tangos who wear body armor. im too stupid to realize that a IIIA rated armor panel is designed to stop relatively 'high' powered pistol rounds and the 5.7xshit is, in actuality, considered a weak powered pistol round, almost identical in ballistics to a .22-magnum. which in itself is designed to kill skwurls, bunnie wabbits, and other small furry animals.

    im too stupid to realize that the 5.7xshit was designed with a speshul armor-piercing projectile that isnt available, or legal, for the general public. the only ammo that is legally/widely available is not capable of reliably penetrating IIIA panels.

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker im a dumb nigger


    translation:

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker im a dumb nigger and need my asshole crammed full of nigger cock to feel satiated
  9. Irmfried Eberl. Yung Blood (banned)
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Cumming into a mouth is better than cumming into a condom.

    Anyway the story isn't over.

    amateurs cum into mouths

    professionals use pussys as condoms.
  10. Irmfried Eberl. Yung Blood (banned)
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Pffft LOL

    My well is 800 feet deep. Just to replace the pump motor would run me close to 15k.

    youre so full of shit.

    stfu. a solid brass 5hp pump retails for $5k and only a few hundred to install it.

    a 'normal' quality well pump would be less than $1k

    the motor is only a few hundred dollars

    also, youre a dumb nigger
  11. Irmfried Eberl. Yung Blood (banned)
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked

    a fucking virgin trying to dictate human sexuality. lame fucking amateur.

    to be defined as a MILF the chick literally has to have biological kids.




    Originally posted by Nigger Nintendo That's a great one. Reminds me of this classico


    100% accurate on both the male and female charts
  12. Irmfried Eberl. Yung Blood (banned)
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Nuclear targets accepted.

    ironic that theyre all cities with the most constrictive gun control laws
  13. Irmfried Eberl. Yung Blood (banned)
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny also why is her hips so narrow.

    like mens.

    you need to stop referencing your sex partners as the stylized ideal sex partner. your male family members are a bad reference point.
  14. Irmfried Eberl. Yung Blood (banned)
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker This

    the only packing going on with you is your ass when your nigger boyfriends use you as their personal cock warmer
  15. Irmfried Eberl. Yung Blood (banned)
    nine pairs of the scantiest victorias secret panties they had

    and a paintball mask

    completely serious
  16. Irmfried Eberl. Yung Blood (banned)
    Originally posted by Wariat she changed her school date after i pointed it out to her to starting in 2020 high school which makes sense now or is right. guys she may be fucking real.

    and youre fucking retarded
  17. Irmfried Eberl. Yung Blood (banned)
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny lol



    why is her asshole so dark.

    its black and blue after i finished with it.
  18. Irmfried Eberl. Yung Blood (banned)
    Originally posted by Wariat well half of what she says sounds like bullshit if u think about it. fucking a 67 yr old man at 15?

    so?

    my ex 'let' her 70-something grandfather ass-bang her at <12

    lost her virginity to a literal retard swimming instructor at <10

    at 20 she got pregnant by a 40-something

    i know a <16 whos fucked a 40-something, several 20-somethings, and trying to fuck her 50-something teacher
  19. Irmfried Eberl. Yung Blood (banned)
    nigger
  20. Irmfried Eberl. Yung Blood (banned)
    Originally posted by Wariat lol thats what she said.

    sounds like a pathological and compulsive liar

    im also a gynecologist who diagnoses neurological disorders

    that makes me a psycho gynecologist
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