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I banged a hooker with an Ernst Junger quote tattooed on her back
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2021-10-23 at 9:36 AM UTC
Originally posted by Wariat i dont think a blowjob could even make me cum anymore or satisfy me and the whole time i would be trying to move my legs a bit upward and sideways or turn her head into my ass somehow to get her to do whwt i really want and what really makes me cum. just a female tounge even touching the ass hole is so good it just makes me shake a bit thinking about it.
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2021-10-23 at 7:47 PM UTC
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2021-11-04 at 4:15 PM UTCPlease finish this story so I can ask some follow up questions
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2021-11-04 at 5:57 PM UTCLooking forward to the next post. Soviet adventurising with hookers what's not to love.
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2021-11-04 at 6:08 PM UTCDid she pee on the bed for you again, Donald?
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2021-11-07 at 5:17 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-11-20 at 1:35 AM UTCAnyway I hope she used the mouthwash I left in the bathroom, although I don't have any STDs. She seemed to wash her mouth out well, which is good. No point in exposing yourself to even a slight risk of disease unless it's with a good reason. I was lying in bed in Ibis Kyiv Railway Station, stunned as if I had been slammed over the head with a wooden plank due to her glorious blowjob technique.
She same back from the bathroom and I asked her to lie down beside me. I stretched out my right arm and she laid, naked with her head on my arm, her body beside mine. The room was warm and comfortable. She was strong, tall and beautiful. I started to talk to her about her tatoo. We cuddled for a while. Remember I had paid for 2 hours plus anal plus tip by this time, so €60+€60+€60 + €20 tip, because even in the Ukraine, hookers don't generally give change. They don't generally charge in Euros either, so this was odd for Ukraine. I liked it, fuck dollars. And besides Irish hookers are generally at least €160 an hour, so this was a bargain. 2 hours plus anal plus looking like a big dick playa for €200. Her English was excellent. She was highly intelligent. The more I spoke with her the more I began to relate with her. This was a really amazing girl.
We spoke about Ernst Junger. She was dismissive, but a little impressed. "everyone has heard of storm of steel". The quote was from one of his other books, one of the later ones, when he was basically the darling of Europe's right wing elite. Living in a mansion somewhere or other.
We spoke about the colour revolution. She said she had participated in the revolution, but the new government was shit, and she regretted it. We spoke about Crimea and she dismissively said "they will never get it back". I said "no, they won't", honestly.
We spoke about her career choices. She had worked something "honest" and had earned about €100 a week, as is usual in Ukraine. She said she wasn't intelligent enough to work a real job, something that was obviously not true. I disagreed. I asked if she had another job, or was this all she did. She said she just did prostitute work. I said that if I was in her situation I would have done the same, but unfortunately no one would pay to have sex with me. She laughed at this. She said her work had suffered a lot recently because of the Covid crisis, as her clients were mostly foreign tourists/sex-tourists, and there were far less of them now.
We spoke about the low incomes in Ukraine - for instance nowadays incomes of less than €400 a month are common, even in Kyiv, the capital city. She took the offensive here, and reminded me of how much rents are in Ireland. For instance one of my colleagues pays €2,700 a month for a one bedroom in Dublin. On the other hand she had no problem making rent. I admitted she had a point.
We spoke about relationships. Did she have a boyfriend? No. I had just had a breakup with Groceries Girl. I thought "this is interesting". I thought yes, this could be perfect. But what would I feel like about my girlfriend having sex for money with strange men. I decided I wouldn't really care, but for some reason I said I might be jealous. I asked what age she was. She is in her early 30s. I am in my late 30s. Perfect.
We spoke about children. I said I had a godchild, but I felt sorry for anyone who was born today. They are living in the age of natural resource depletion and mass migration. She wasn't completely clear, but I got an anti-natalist position. Like when I mentioned that prostitution was OK as it just increased the amount of sex we had, she said basically - there are 8 billion of us, what the fuck. Which I couldn't disagree with, so I just said something like "lol maybe we should be more careful having sex".
I held her hand and noticed how different her hand was to Ukrainian girls, hers was just like mine. By now I was almost falling in love. I asked her about the east-west divide in the Ukraine, and she explained that the East was more Russian, and the West was more Ukrainian/European, which I have heard 100 times.
I asked her which she was, more Ukrainian or more Russian. For instance Groceries Girl is 50/50, her dad is Ukrainian, her mom is Russian.
"Neither, I'm more jedi".
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2021-11-20 at 1:54 AM UTCWhat happened after? Well OK, my whole life I have been surrounded by jedis. I have been attracted by jedis, and jedis have been attracted to me. My dad once said I would make a good jedi, and one time I read a bunch of encyclopedia articles and thought "I might be jedi". I didn't take a 23 and me.
When I told our hooker friend I had been to the Ukrainian town of Uman a day or two before, her first response to me was "are you jedi". I was confused and slightly offended at the question, but it all made sense now. Uman is one of those towns where jedis had a lot of fun, and is even now still a place of "pilgrimage" for them. Meaning Orthodox jedis go there to party and get themselves and their kids laid with cheap Ukrainian hookers. The locals hate it. I have darker hair, so she thought I was a jedi. LMAO, fair enough. I wonder how it would have went if I had said "yes". Judaism is more of an identity, and isn't like memberhood in the dark brotherhood or any other ridiculous Hiki-tier conspiracy, so I doubt it would have revealed anything I didn't already know to me, but the next time someone asks me if I'm jedi I'm going to laugh and say "yes, how did you know?" Maybe I can get an invite to dinner, who knows? Matzah and meatballs? -
2021-11-20 at 2:08 AM UTCWtf this thread is gold.
Guess I'll read it, look up the book, go real in depth.
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2021-11-20 at 2:16 AM UTCShe said she had grown up in Ukraine, then had done her military service in Israel, but didn't stay, as she felt culturally more at home in the Ukraine. I got the impression she didn't like Israel. I have never been to Israel, so am missing vital context. I don't know what she didn't like about Israel, or what could be better about Ukraine. Israel is a wealthy jedi country, where you earn about 10x what you do in Ukraine. I don't understand why any jedi would stay in Ukraine just to be a hooker and compete against about a zillion Ukrainian girls. Like really, no shit, don't get it.
She was pretty attractive, and I figured she was on the clock, so I then ate her out a little. I put my foot against the wall and pushed into her, licking her clit as I pushed against her. It was great, and even though she didn't cum (and I didn't care) she seemed to be really enjoying it. It's nice when your oral sex matters to a girl. I have licked groceries girl for literal hours, but she is sexually dead. Never met anyone as sexually frigid. There is just nothing there. She will grunt while you fuck her, but it's just because she knows that's what she should be doing.
I had paid for anal sex, so then tried to anally penetrate her. Even with her kneeling low on the bed and presenting her ass to me as I was standing, I wasn't able to force my condomed willy into her anus, even with lube. Plus I felt bad. I had the lube because Groceries Girl doesn't get very wet, and insists on using a condom, every time. So I have to use lube basically everytime I have sex with her, which sucks.
Anyway, flip her around, fuck her vagina, all is good, good sex. Not the best I ever had, but amazing nonetheless. Dump the condom in the bin in the bathroom. She offers me €50 back since she we didn't have anal. That's a kind gesture. I just say no, since the sex we just had was pretty amazing - well worth the €200 or whatever. The chat was just a bonus. That was amazing. It's time for her to leave, and she shows herself out and I go right asleep at 4pm.
I sleep for a while and next thing I know it's 6pm and Groceries Girl, who I had a fight with, messages me, and a few hours after I'm having sex with her in the the same bed I fucked jedi girl in. I'm just hoping she doesn't smell something or find something. I stuck some toilet tissue in the bin in the toilet before she came over to hide the condom I used when I fucked jedi girl, and she didn't go sneaking through my trash the way she goes sneaking through my whatsapp chats, otherwise she would have been asking me some very hard to answer questions about the cum-filled condom in the bin in the bathroom.
Groceries doesn't suck dick (which I find both lazy and shitty) and is repulsed by cum (won't even let me cum in her vagina), otherwise she might have been noticed my cum volume was way down, but she didn't.
The bin in the bathroom had two different girl's condoms in it, and I had 2 girls pussies in my face that evening. Amen.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-11-20 at 2:19 AM UTCBTW next time I'm in Ukraine I'm 100% going to fuck her again. It's not sex tourism, the way I see it it's philanthropically propping up the Ukrainian rental market.
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2021-11-20 at 2:19 AM UTCAnd holocaust reparations and all that shit (jedi pussy should be tax exempt)
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2021-11-20 at 2:38 AM UTCThe big thing I think meeting her hammered home to me is just how dumb the girls who identify as normal, Ukrainian/Russian girls are.
Anyone with any brains or ambitions in Ukraine identifies as jedi. Sorry, that's just how it is. Doubt they're all jedi, but it's how they identify. Which is sad. -
2021-11-20 at 2:38 AM UTC
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2021-11-20 at 2:39 AM UTCcaptain infant cock
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2021-11-20 at 2:43 AM UTCShe sounds like a pragmatic shixa or whatever you call it.
In the conversation were you saying all your life you have been surrounded by Jiw's but have never been intimate with one? Did you feel any different after? The only jiwess I know I slept with was a friend's younger sister when I was 15 or 16 and their parents were "jiws for jesus" pastors who preached out of public housing community centers on Saturday mornings.
Some of your posts here, whether in jest or not, detail a hyper awareness of race, did you reflect afterwards how things she did were "jiwey" -
2021-11-20 at 2:46 AM UTC
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2021-11-20 at 2:55 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo She sounds like a pragmatic shixa or whatever you call it.
In the conversation were you saying all your life you have been surrounded by Jiw's but have never been intimate with one? Did you feel any different after? The only jiwess I know I slept with was a friend's younger sister when I was 15 or 16 and their parents were "jiws for jesus" pastors who preached out of public housing community centers on Saturday mornings.
Some of your posts here, whether in jest or not, detail a hyper awareness of race, did you reflect afterwards how things she did were "jiwey"
Shiksa spelled ши́кса.
Never had imtimacy with a jedi before they were mostly male, some married people. She didn't object to my foreskin or anything, she rolled it up and got to work on willy with amazing work ethic. So awesome, to get an unrelenting blow job. That's just the thing about a real hard worker, they work your dick without giving up. That's great.
I have a hyper awareness of race - what does the NAACP or the ADL have? Both were founded by jedis. Oh buy I'm easier to bully because I'm poorer and weaker, right?
What about this video. Watch it to the end. Does it show a hyper awareness of race?
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2021-11-20 at 3:12 AM UTC
Originally posted by Irmfried Eberl. infant cock because after ive finished fucking an orifice it looks like it just gave birth to an infant elephant
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2021-11-20 at 3:13 AM UTC
Originally posted by Donald Trump Shiksa spelled ши́кса.
Never had imtimacy with a jedi before they were mostly male, some married people. She didn't object to my foreskin or anything, she rolled it up and got to work on willy with amazing work ethic. So awesome, to get an unrelenting blow job. That's just the thing about a real hard worker, they work your dick without giving up. That's great.
I have a hyper awareness of race - what does the NAACP or the ADL have? Both were founded by jedis. Oh buy I'm easier to bully because I'm poorer and weaker, right?
What about this video. Watch it to the end. Does it show a hyper awareness of race?
I'm surprised you have met so many, I was under the impression st patty kicked all the snakes and Jews out long ago, although I have heard and read quite a bit about the Roma gypsies of Ireland although they seem to be pretty transient.
That sounds like a wholly positive experience, as someone who's well versed in sexual transactions what would you say set this apart from other encounters? (besides the blowjob and candid conversation) Were you seriously considering the possibility of a relationship wit da shixxxa? Do you think Ukranian (original Ashkenazi) joos are "purer" and less corrupted by the zionist identity and hunger for power? Do you think she was an actual joo (how big was her nose?) Do you think she was entirely in "business mode" during your encounter? Escorts I know always take a few minutes to "get into character" before meeting a client and usually say they get uncomfortable when too many intimate questions are asked, usually not telling the truth. I feel like Ukrainian hookers would be cheaper by the dozen, did you get a few at a time before? Did you see any black people in Ukraine? Does it seem to be a north/south Korea situation where families are separated between Ukraine proper and DPR? Sorry for all the questions, don't feel obliged to answer at all.
