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Posts by Spezmose

  1. Spezmose Houston
    He's talking tuff towards Chinese and Russians however, we know Russians and China have dirt on Joe and Hunter.

    Hunter and his underage prostitutes in China while smoking meth. China set him up but he loved being setup.

    he knew he could nonce the girls, smoke his vice of choice and get paid millions for doing a deal. now he's making money for his over priced book cover drawings he calls Art!
  2. Spezmose Houston
    even worse is UK women. most of them look like men. like Polish men in drag.
  3. Spezmose Houston
    Originally posted by aldra I can't came

    She's 54 and looks better than some 24 year old bitches. at least in USA. USA women are fugly as fuck.
  4. Spezmose Houston
    She was like "Nigga, Please"

    Kid Rock is cool though. I like the guy. He should team up with Dawayne Johnson in a movie. duurrrr.

  5. Spezmose Houston
    She just looks different

    Doesn't look like Pam.

  6. Spezmose Houston
    What about Pronouns. What makes them such Pros?
  7. Spezmose Houston
    Originally posted by mmQ Are American Indians a thing ?

    Oh fucking hell. Yes, Indiginous People of the Americas.

    But it was always called that, improper labels Im sure were used throughout history and stuck.

    But they could be descendants of Indian (India) people too. of course some say they're white because Indians have straight noses and are from Slavic nations. and Wikipedia claims some of them are from Gypsies.
  8. Spezmose Houston
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ This is all yet another FBI psyop to eat up the news cycle and distract from the continuing fall of the deep state. Rittenhouse had many Facebook posts supporting BLM and Antifa, but they were all wiped by the FBI the same day he was arrested.

    You got something against the FBI, Boy?
  9. Spezmose Houston
    Originally posted by Nile Kaotic neutral with a hard R??

    FTFY
  10. Spezmose Houston
    Originally posted by mmQ Do you ever just huck the kernels away and tear into the rind?

    You're a racist towards American Indians. yet that was pretty funny.
  11. Spezmose Houston
    Originally posted by mmQ Also he gets mad when the flight attendant explains how in the event of a crash you should put the oxygen mask on yourself before anyone else including your own child.

    "That was my plan to begin with you didn't have to fucking blurt it out to the entire plane."

    Its a funny joke. link it.

    but I hate to ruin the joke with the seriousness of why. it's because if you put it on them first, they're clueless as to what to do, you'll passout and they'll just sit there screaming at you for help and die anyways. if you put yours on first, they pass out, you place it on them after yourself and then hopefully have some Dad plan to get them out alive.
  12. Spezmose Houston
    Originally posted by mmQ In his same joke Norm talks about how he's obviously lying when he agrees that in compensation for the extra let room he gets for sitting in that row that he will totally help others off the plane before himself, if there's an emergency crash landing.

    did he then laugh and say "naw that's horse-shit?"

    cause I know Norms jokes.
  13. Spezmose Houston
    I believe in the "Smoking Gun" Pilot ep theory. like in that spinoff of Xfiles just months prior. where someone installed an AI guidance into the cockpits and just cut off communications and played some BS feed of terrorist telling everyone to stay calm.

    it makes the most sense. what happen to the real passenger or their luggage if it was not found at either Pentagon or flight 93 into a PA field. good question
  14. Spezmose Houston
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker There was no wreckage, no strewn luggage, not a single seat, and both black boxes just disappeared.

    You believe in the missile theory? or just making fun of those who did. this guy claims he did it in a simulator as a basic bitch pilot trainee.

    So I guess he's an Expert. I have talked to a seasoned pilot of a commercial airline and he said if you're determined to do it, you can pull it off. its hard but you can do it. He was talking about the WTC and not the corkscrew turn on the Pentagon. that would be a little bit harder. but this guy claims it can be done.

    https://www.metabunk.org/threads/inexperienced-pilot-recreating-9-11-flight-77s-descending-turn-into-the-pentagon.9438/
  15. Spezmose Houston
    Originally posted by mmQ Yeah

    K.. das good.

    it will cheer everyone up. put a balloon coming out of Biden's butt so it looks like he's farting. A green one.
  16. Spezmose Houston
    Originally posted by mmQ Reminds me of that Norm joke where he explains how after a plane crashes, lots of windows shift positions and the people in the exit row usually don't still end up being in the exit row because basically any hole in the airplane is now an exit hole and also you're probably dead and obliterated into mush.

    Im not a plane expert. But the planes with the section where Flight Attendants have their own space at the very back also have a secondary exit. Sit in the back in the row isle. you'll be the first to bust through that door even before they have a chance to open it.

    unless you're a Hero type, then you run and grab mom and baby so you don't look like a bitch pushing everyone the fuck out of the way. or you can push everyone out of the way and say you were "Thrown out" "an angel must have pulled you out cause it wasn't your time to go just yet"
  17. Spezmose Houston
    Originally posted by mmQ I just made a babby snowman I'm freezing him now

    did you make a Joe Biden Snowman sniffing babby's hair?
  18. Spezmose Houston
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Did you hear the conspiracy theory that there are three Bidens?

    It is known that presidents have always had body doubles.
  19. Spezmose Houston
    He didn't fart but rather he shit himself. I thought this was a joke at first but apparently, he's done it more than once. not just a long dry fart but it was clearly long and wet.

    but yeah, it gets worse when we get older. it is funny but it is normal. its going to happen to everyone who lives long enough.

    which is why it's a problem. it's not the shitting diaper but rather its a sign he's at that age of retirement home or even memory care.
  20. Spezmose Houston
    Originally posted by Nile Pussy, like it nice safe and balanced? Get out and hit the the ridges, walk the line or rail one and roll the dice

    Rather be lucky than safe. Cuz I'm safe all the same.

    77.

    77 wasn't so safe for these people.

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