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Posts by Spezmose

  1. Spezmose Houston
    Does he work at a fulfillment center hub for Amazon?
  2. Spezmose Houston
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Pact, it's pact dumbass

    No, I didn't mean a suicide pact. mind your own business, White Guns
  3. Spezmose Houston
    Originally posted by Nigger Nintendo Going to an 80s karaoke bar this weekend.

    I was looking at your name and for some weird reason, it made me wonder why Legos never made black pieces. I mean not the older ones. the complete kit sets do for like the Titanic or a car or some shit but not the original piece kits. Not that I ever remembered. they had primary colors and white but never black.

    Legos used to be racist.
  4. Spezmose Houston
    Also when driving, if you get bored of Music, ask Alexa to tell you a joke or see if you're smarter than a 5th grader for lols.

    there are other games too.
  5. Spezmose Houston
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked ihave amazon music only bc no commercials and i can use it while i drive. youtube app doesnt always play nice multimasking with google maps n shit

    I might go back to Amazon. I have youtube and it skips off my song list I built and into someones I don't even know. it didn't do that the first year or so I got youtube plus but now its been doing it more and more. So I created a new song list and it still does it. It plays like 6 or 7 songs and then jumps to some music list of another persons mix.

    Amazon is cool when you're driving by just using the alexa ap and telling her to play a specific song or let her find an album.
  6. Spezmose Houston
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny "be close to your friends mr.mulder, but be intimate to your enemies."

    Francis Ford Coppolla script version had that in The God Father I believe. "Be close to your friends, and even closer to your enemies"
  7. Spezmose Houston
    Originally posted by aldra I wonder if Wario is so obsessed with licking asses because someone made him do it in prison

    actually scratch that I'm almost certain of it

    You're giving him the attention he most desires.
  8. Spezmose Houston
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I sent an email to a dear friend this morning which said

    Good morning, I wish I was dead.

    They responded "me too".

    So you guys made a pack then?
  9. Spezmose Houston
    Originally posted by Grylls BRUT

    Well you don't have to name call.
  10. Spezmose Houston
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson And the old man/stale piss eau de toilette? how much for that?

    come on man- Biden

    Who you hustling. I can get that for the price of a beer at any waterhole in town.
  11. Spezmose Houston
    Originally posted by Obbe All the time.


    My friend had something like that framed in his house. It's a type of artwork where it's like MC Escher and Julien Beever style.

    it has a name. anyways, he never saw the obvious right side brain of Artistic most people see. he was a left-brain thinker (like 1 in 6 I guess). he was also a computer wiz from decades back. and just saw a lady in a mirror and perfume bottles. it may have been the oval matting around it. I am pretty sure it was this one but I don't know how old this is. they lived in an old house so a lot of their stuff was from the era of the house built. Collonial
  12. Spezmose Houston
    Uh Oh. Speedy is going to get his white semi-auto and go Rambo on the Russian Defense system All by himself.
  13. Spezmose Houston
    Originally posted by WellHung you still owe her $100. Pay up, schizo.

    You're the one collecting mental state money
  14. Spezmose Houston
    And now pieces of the thing are pinging off of all the other sats in space right now. including the ISS. What dumbasses.

    Probably a prewar strat.. they preconditioned their sats to go into hibernation and pull their solar panels inward while MTV finally gets knocked off the air
  15. Spezmose Houston
    Originally posted by Nigger Nintendo

    Sup with the Grinch's silhouette in the audience
  16. Spezmose Houston
    Originally posted by Irmfried Eberl. no one wants to hear you complain about your mothers boyfriends' and how they mistreat you

    Wariat might
  17. Spezmose Houston
    Also he's younger so it would probably be Hilfiger brand.
  18. Spezmose Houston
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Aramis? it was the cologne of choice for Manchester nightclubs when I was a young-fella-me-lad in the 80s and early 90s. I have a full bottle now for nostalgia…though it's never going to be used now. I prefer the smell of old man and stale piss these days.


    I'll give you 5 US Dollars for it. You pay for the shipping.
  19. Spezmose Houston
    hungtose
  20. Spezmose Houston
    Originally posted by Grylls Good now I know not to get it, or at least wait until the price drops

    Dont talk about Hungwells mum like that
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