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Posts by infinityshock lovingly lanced lannys longling little labia along with his lovely lips like the lascivious lovely lass allowed his uncle larry when he was little......

  1. Originally posted by DontTellEm Oh No.

    help stop rape.

    just say yes
  2. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "You got me, grandpa, but I had a long day, you know."

    lucky for him there were witnesses or he would have got something else long. you know.
  3. Originally posted by WellHung What about InfinityShock?

    what about me?
  4. Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready At 15 to 20 years of age I was dropping forward like a board, catch myself an inch from the ground and push out 50 pushups. Rince and repeat.

    I would do one handed pushups or clap pushups.

    I can barely do 10 right now. Chest must be 3 inches off the ground

    that would barely get you to graduate from airforce boot camp.

    im in my late 80s and can physically outperform every single person i know...including teenagers. a teeny-bopper (literally young enough to be my grand-kid) tried to outrun me a few weeks ago then when i caught him he tried pawning off the embarrassment by saying he got tired.

    also, post nude selfies
  5. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny men choose to choose,

    real men choose not to choose.

    amateurs choose

    professionals tell the amateurs what choice theyre going to choose
  6. Originally posted by WellHung Folks, my digits pretty much do the slippery wiggle.

    get someone else to do it for you
  7. Originally posted by Sophie If you can't explode the child after raping them then what's the point.

    stick it in soft then enjoy the symphony of *snap*crackle*pop as you get hard...

    (was perma-banned from eve-online for using that line in reference to sex with geriatrics)
  8. help stop rape

    just say yes
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