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  1. Originally posted by mmG You've always been super charismatic cunt what the fuck? Outright one of the most charismatic niggas I've ever known.

    not irl really. But im getting there. This super pretty tall actress chick just volunteered her number n email today n she said shed show me how to do some yoga stuff for my fucked up back but tbqh i think she tryna get her butt nibbled on. I just feel so much better aboutmyself than i did. And now i wanna go do stuff.
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  2. Feelin pretty good about my charismatic new persona
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  3. give ‘er the OL WAVY DICK

    its like throwing a slider only with ur penis
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  4. Originally posted by RIPtotse Drank some amaretto w dinner… that about sums up my alch consumption now adays

    Or I’ll have a glass of good wine or bubbly but that’s about it

    DAMN NIGGA THATS CLASSY

    just wait till you get off the methadone and you start downing bottles of nail polish.


    I kid, but i drink way more rn than i should, and its apparent even to me lol
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  6. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by WellHung climbing Half Dome

    LOL You couldn't handle the day and a half hike up to the base of Half Dome let alone climb up it.

    Sadly they don't allow these on hiking trails in the park.

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  7. decidedly unwavy
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    All your base are blongus
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    4 miles 40 minutes TOXINS OUT SUNSHINES IN circular circular circular

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  10. Originally posted by Wariat hey well hung domt you think rolling with a woman would be sort of like sex or almost better?


    You're incapable of doing anything not creepy.

    It'd only be better if she dislocated ur nose.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready No actually you are. You just went for a catchall phrase but did the exact same thing to me.

    You posted about the girl in ND not long ago relating to the guy who put her into a coma.

    But there is no prior link to the subject of an oven.
    What could that mean, it's so vague. Like tell her to stop yapping and make me dinner or clean it. How would I know she should off herself. It's electric. Is she supposed to climb in, lock it and set it to self cleaning mode?

    You're fucking lame. No wonder why your mom moved out on you

    ONCE AGAIN you're talking to a different person than you think you are. Lol even after I explained it to you ... SMH JUST SMH
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  12. Originally posted by mmQ False.

    By the way my local news posted an article that I was scrolling past quickly that made me DOUBLE TAKE as I noticed something… What was it you ask?

    It was pictures of that "girl" that had messaged you the pics and nudes and was so eager to hang out. LOL. Apparently thousands and thousands of people have gotten the same messages. As we assumed but it was still funny to actually see it.

    That 2000 timing whore!
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  13. Thinking about all the mosquito bites i have right now.

    Now thatmy body isnt 15% heroin, they like my taste a lot more
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  14. Originally posted by mmG More like WALL Walker, because… he… walked… his car… into… a wall?

    More like PALL MALLKER bc dude got ashed like a loosely wrapped blunt
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by mmG Do you want to get a girlfriend at some point or are you too addicted to being a bachelor playboy pizzanaire?

    The latter. I prefer living alone and frankly I've gotten quite used to it. I don't even really like the idea of always having to be around someone. I have a good balance of social life and personal life lately and at this point anyway, have no urge to seek out a girlfriend for relationship and sexual purposes.

    I don't really even care about sex all that much, but if and when I do, I have my black book go tos.

    The most important thing I need to do is get myself right, get my DUCKLINGS LINED UP WING TO WING, continue trying to improve my mental and physical health, and if my opinion changes at some point, I may certainly seek out a LIFE PARTNER, if it doesn't fall into my lap which things so often seem to do for me so TIME WILL TELL.

    Thanks for asking.
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  16. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by WellHung shut up faggot

    fuck off and play in traffic you poorass retard
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  17. wariat gets a manslaughter charge. 3 years later "i'm happier in here anyways, fucking normis, this ukranian guy bumped me in the chow line so I shanked his ass ITS ALL ABOUT LA RAZA HOMIE"
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  18. OP is a heat seeking missile he seeks out police attention and picks fights to look "tough"

    typical prison retard IM TOUGH IM TOUGH :LETS FIGHT BWO LETS FIGHT YEAH I LIKE PRISON SO I CAN PICK MORE FIGHTS AND GET INTO FAG DRAMA WITH RETARDS ABOUT CLEANING THE TABLE

    literally OP

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  19. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ My triumphant return will prove just how intelligent I really am.

    I read this as “triumphant rectum”
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  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    will respond to vinny when I have a keyboard

    in the meantime,

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