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Posts by mmG

  1. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked resounding yes

    How about physically gay?
  2. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra would be pretty funny if they're just fucking around with radar gear the US left behind

    Start beeping out alien transmissions congratulating the new Afghan government in mort's code
  3. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra it's a prion disease

    Buttpenis syndrome
  4. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood no, the soul is like a different being that you need psychic energy to connect with

    Psychic = related to ur brain or mind
  5. mmG African Astronaut
    Nicotino dosnt even get u hi
  6. mmG African Astronaut
    Drummers have jacked forearms. Beware that grip nigga. If they use the dragon claw then you must be prepared to use the eagle fang.
  7. mmG African Astronaut
    Probably a drummer wouldn't care
  8. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Everyone outside was an asshole there was no cool females outside just retards like the homeless guy with a guitar that always calls me mam. He said something about "twelve dollars" so I said stick your $12 up your fucking ass

    I thought people with guitars were supposed to be cool, i'm gonna break it over his head one day

    Did you ever think of beating one up and stealing their guitar. I always thought of doing that whenever I see a guitar guy out and about, specially one with a "storied" looking guitar, old and worn, stickers on it.

    I think of kicking their fucking ass and smashing their precious guitar in front of their very eyes while they scream. It's basically like killing someone's dog but nobody will feel as sorry for it. It will be a deeply personal pain that they would feel. Their guitar, possibly their very livelihood and most certainly their closest secret friend, with all their stories of being a musician stored in it.

    Just annihilate that motherfucker on the pavement while they are powerless to stop me, because I already beat their fucking ass down and took their shit.
  9. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra rumor that someone is radar locking evacuation planes and forcing them to fire off flares lol

    They should open fire randomly and see how the amrikis react.
  10. mmG African Astronaut
    Wats rong wit sum nicotino
  11. mmG African Astronaut
    Emulate Eazy E:

    "Started talking shit, wouldn't you know: reached back like a pimp, slapped da hoe."
  12. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Simple question: are you over 400lbs?

    No, washing dishes at a pizza bar burns a lot of calories. Now what's your IQ!¡
  13. mmG African Astronaut
    That counts as mental
  14. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls 1. i am indeed 1/4 nigha

    Haha mudblood.

    2. i am edumacated to a college level at telecommunications and cross networks

    Great you would be very compatible with Indian and Pakistani tech support girls

    3. U are a janitor or dishwasher lol

    Actually I'm an astronomist.
  15. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ How fat are you?

    What's your IQ!
  16. mmG African Astronaut
    You a high school nigga lmao
  17. mmG African Astronaut
    You just gotta meet a nice Pakistani girl, an educated one.
  18. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Your gimmick is attacking the messenger of true facts and spamming people with reams of worthless garbage.

    Stfu faggot
  19. mmG African Astronaut
    Rape her tits
  20. mmG African Astronaut
    Today I was just drinking copious amounts of alcohol next to my WINDOW when I saw someone on the street below being brutally assaulted by six young Puerto RICANS.

    I saw an ugly stray puppy on the street but ugly in a lovable cute kind of way. I thought about kicking him so hard that I punted him to the literal moon but I would feed him and pet him in reality. I like dogs.

    Cigarettes feel really good to smoke but I should stop doing it. Maybe I'll only smoke jazz cigarettes.
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