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2021-09-24 at 12:19 AM UTC in Sydney: Army to enforce lockdown
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2021-09-23 at 11:48 PM UTC in imagine just imagine being so cutthroat guysThe field reporter looks like the product of sex between Sam Harris and Seth Meyers
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2021-09-23 at 11:46 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Watching that head of food n drug admin sissy talk about blow darts are the answer for covid..n he goes from joking to serious with drones doing it.
Maybe that's the fucking answer.
But more importantly I'm thinking of watching Eyes Wide Shut. There are hidden messages I have not figured out yet.
This got Stanley Kubrick Deaded as fuck
Originally posted by mmG Walking around Whole foods wearing 2 KN95 masks with prescription swimming goggles to protect the mucus membranes on my eyes and 2 layers of gloves, first nitrile then latex, both with hand sanitizer squirted inside them and jostled and rubbed upside down to spread it out. My stylish clothes, I fashioned them myself out of medical antibacterial curtains. I carry my BIPAP machine on my back as a BACKPAP just in case. I have started keeping 2 pairs of nunchaku on my person as a matter of habit, in case someone tries to violate social distancing protocols and encroach within 6 feet of me. This is my newly defined personal space, this air is my air, and I shall defend my territorial sovereignty against your Chinese lung invaders with my own expertise in asianic martial arts. I am a 6th Dan black belt in Feng Shui and Tai Chi and my chakric potential is unlimited. I have started loading tranquilizer darts with doses of the Johnson & Johnson single-shot vaccine and I openly carry my rifle on my back to summarily vaccinate any coofers I see within a 100YD radius of me.
All this, I do for my fellow man. -
2021-09-23 at 11:41 PM UTC in Sydney: Army to enforce lockdown
Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Shut in is not a lock down. You can still take small walks or get food at markets.
What made 0 sense was letting people inside grocery stores but not allowing farmer markets in the early period of covid
The stores should have brought produce outside to sell. Like a giant farmers market or local farmers markets to exist
Everyone should have switched to curbside pickup or started offering delivery ASAP. -
2021-09-23 at 11:39 PM UTC in Sydney: Army to enforce lockdown
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2021-09-23 at 11:38 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?Peepee cat
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2021-09-23 at 11:32 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
Originally posted by CandyRein I literally got the same good bud before I started being with my guy but he didn’t like the idea of me having “weed men” because I always told him how flirtatious they were with me back when he and I were just friends…so when we got together he said my weed men have to go
I had this weed dude who would call me Teriyaki Tina and a host of other names he made up for me and they’d ask to take me out and stuff so I get it….
Tbh in a recreational legal state, weed guys can go eat shit and FUCK themselves.
In Florida we don't have recreational so I still need a plug, and FUCK that shit.
Faggy ass late ass no commitment ass motherfuckers. They are all bad.
Some of them will clearly only be punctual with girls they think they have a chance with too.
Your boyfriend isn't wrong to distrust them, they have bad intentions. -
2021-09-23 at 11:21 PM UTC in Sydney: Army to enforce lockdown
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2021-09-23 at 11:18 PM UTC in Sydney: Army to enforce lockdown
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2021-09-23 at 7:46 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?Butt dog
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2021-09-23 at 7:45 PM UTC in Sydney: Army to enforce lockdown
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2021-09-23 at 3 PM UTC in the babybel cheese company
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2021-09-23 at 2:58 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
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2021-09-23 at 2:57 PM UTC in Waffles made from chickpeasJapanese sweet red bean soup
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2021-09-23 at 4:50 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....Sex
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2021-09-23 at 4:27 AM UTC in Waffles made from chickpeasLegumé Eggo
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2021-09-23 at 3:13 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentThe phrase "tape her wrists" reminds me of "rape her tits".
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2021-09-23 at 3:11 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment(this joke only works in Base-6)
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2021-09-23 at 3:11 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2021-09-23 at 3:06 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionI have a hypercubic dick
