Originally posted by Fuck Your World
Take her to the Olive Garden and to a movie afterwards.
then steal her credit card to pay for the entire meal
How sad of a grandma you must have that youd have to steal her card. Wtf ? In NORMAL worlds we take our grandmas out and they insist on paying and then you just let them.
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Fuck it nigga just get a few 1000w hps lamps, some fans and ducting and light the place up. Use the profits from growing weed to cover the cost of power and smoke for free
Just don't do anything wild like put the bill in shells name, grow a bunch of weed, never pay for the power and one day she comes home and you are gone
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Put temporary weather stripping putty on all the windows and keep them closed. Buy a bean bag thingie to put behind the door crevice to block that. Make a wick out of an old cotton shoelace, and then you can raise the ambient temp by making grease candles from the fat leftover from all the disgusting looking shit you cook.
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
do you see a pattern here? Buying a george forman and cargo shorts and showing us online isn't being "man of the house" … None of it makes sense really.
Originally posted by G
…some spazz running around filming himself cooking fish sticks or installing a light bulb etc. …
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Originally posted by Fonaplats
Yeah, we can afford to pay it but the point is I dont want to.
You ever looked into an assisted living facility ?! Seems it would be ideal for you. Like a halfway house where you could keep your job & someone would look over your income affairs. I mean you couldn't parade around the house filming the earthshaking footage of air frying poppers & such but it would likely help you.
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He needs a steward for his income to ration it out, I mean that's a good move that works for addicts,mental inepts & children, he seems to fit all 3 criteria-wise.
Buying constant bullshit & high grade weed whilest running appliances,lights & shit for your "internet attention fix" isn't an economical game plan. Or get a second job & STFU.
Love, Uncle G
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recently i've been having to take lyft to work because my car is totally fucked. the other night this dude named HONGWEI drove me home. it was an older chinese guy and he was a good driver and didn't talk much which is always nice. then later i was just fucking around looking at the lyft app and it had a "favorite driver" so i was like fuck it im gonna nominate HONGWEI. now apparently if he's driving in my area and its able to conveniently have him pick me up rather than some other driver, it will do so. and he saw that i put him as a favorite driver. maybe i can figure out his schedule and conveniently need lyft rides to places around those, just so it looks like i'm riding with him on purpose. then start tipping him like $5 then $10 and then start asking him all kinds of personal questions. then i'll know how long it takes for him to block me when i go to take my normal route and it's someone else driving
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Can you please post some of hitchhiked into conception? I promise I will try not to make fun of it and would actually respect you for posting it, regardless of its content. I know it would be the funniest thing and most genuine thing you'd ever done but I also know you're a chickenshit bitch who won't.
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Some niggers tried to do something similar to me while I was walking to work. They were hiding behind a fence and when I walked by one of them went "ooogaboogabooga" or some shit waving his hands.
And the other nigger was like "DID THAT STARTLE YOU WHITE BOY" they had a whole song and dance prepared and expected me to stop and look at them and be like "whooaaa man" and then they hold me down and take my shoes
But I was running late, listening to some fast paced music smoking a cig and I just smoked a bowl of meth so I was ZOOMING. By the time that nigger could finish trying to spook me I was 15 meters away.
I didn't even glance in their direction because I know you shouldn't lock eyes with a nigger.
They were astonished that I was voidwalking so quickly and I was too high to accept that they were real so one of them ran into the middle of the road and shouted
"YOU ARE FUCKING CRAZY MADMAN!"
Which in Polish means Wariat.
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