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2018-02-23 at 9:34 AM UTC in theres no fucking good places to eat. kfc for dinner again.At Denny's now about tk get a adults meal not some lame chicken nugget happy meal from kfcThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-23 at 9:14 AM UTC in theres no fucking good places to eat. kfc for dinner again.ill be livestreaming my journey to dennys for nachos in 10 minutes to show how a real man lives
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2018-02-19 at 7:09 PM UTC in does anyone else feel like there's a black storm cloud over them 24/7*takes Crouton and smokes weed until nodding*The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-19 at 3:08 PM UTC in The Trainwreck Tale of the Insatiable Bill Krozbyi knew it wouldn't last.
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2018-02-19 at 1:08 PM UTC in Bill Krozby would let his daughter die for a million dollars.This thread reminds me that most of you should join the Illuminati/are capable of carrying the acts out that they require. Obligatory : High End!/How a nigga live.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-19 at 7:32 AM UTC in The Trainwreck Tale of the Insatiable Bill KrozbyBill Krozby was born into this world much like everyone else. Crying and screaming, his little plump legs kicking into the air. The boy was healthy and happy. He ate well, shat well, and in time, even learned how to walk well. To the time-deaf parents of Bill Krozby, everything was as it should be.
At the age of three, Bill Krozby had his first girlfriend. "Cute," his parents called it. They told jokes in private. "Pretty soon they'll be getting married!" His mother once giggled. It became so 'cute' that they began to encourage it. "Well aren't you going to kiss your girlfriend goodbye?" They said. And Bill Krozby did.
Years passed and the children grew up. Bill Krozby had remained friends with this girl, though the wedding jokes had long since passed. They played regularly after school in the small outcrop behind the playground. The children enjoyed how quiet and wide it was back there, but more importantly, they enjoyed the lack of adults. It wasn't often that they got to frolic unsupervised, so they took every chance they could get to slip behind the rocks. And the parents didn't mind. They were good kids after all.
"I'm tired of tag," Bill Krozby said, exasperated. "How about we play a new game?"
Jenny sat in the dirt. "Like what?"
"You wanna play Doctor?" Bill Krozby asked. He'd been planning this for some time.
"Sure, what do I do?"
Bill Krozby smiled.
"Just lay down on that rock like you're at the doctor's office. I'll be the doctor and this will be my sethoscope!"
"Your what?" Jenny questioned.
"You know, that cold thing that the doctors use to listen to your heart?"
"I think it's called a stethoscope."
'Source?' Bill Krozby thought to himself.
"It doesn't matter though," Jenny said sweetly, moving over to the rock. "Let's just play."
Bill Krozby grabbed the rock he'd picked up earlier and put it to Jenny's chest. His heart bounced.
"Uh, Bill Krozby? I don't think the doctors do it like that."
"Oh what?" Bill Krozby rushed to say. He was glad the hot sun hid his red face. "Sorry, I haven't been to the doctor in a while. I forgot how it goes. Why don't you be the doctor instead?"
"Erm, okay." Jenny twirled nervously in her head as they switched spots. She cleared her throat, pretending to look up from a clipboard. "So Mr. Bill Krozby, what seems to be the problem?"
"Well I've got this pain right here."
"In your stomach?"
"No, a little lower."
Jenny placed her hand on Bill Krozby's abdomen. "Here?"
"Lower."
Jenny went lower.
"Lower," Bill Krozby demanded.
"Bill Krozby, I don't think we should be-" Jenny looked down as her hand was pulled away from her. "Bill Krozby WHAT ARE YOU-"
"SHUT UP YOU FUCKING SLAMPIG, THIS IS WHAT DOCTORS DO!"
Yanking herself away, Jenny ran off towards the playground in tears. She thought about telling somebody, but didn't want to get Bill Krozby in trouble. He was such a good friend. Or at least he had been. What Bill Krozby did felt wrong, but maybe it was her who was wrong. Maybe doctors actually did do that. How could she know? She wasn't a doctor. It was all so confusing to young Jenny, who had never seen or heard of anything like what she'd just experienced.
A grin spread slowly over Bill Krozby's face. His father was right, that was fun.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!- kroz,
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2018-02-18 at 6:26 AM UTC in beta beta male philosophy is dumb and fakeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-18 at 1:16 AM UTC in ATTN: I’m One of Bill Krozby’s Victims - AMAits always nice when a girl tells you you got a big cock tho
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2018-02-17 at 5:52 AM UTC in Don't be this dude
Originally posted by Totse 2001 Oh gawd.. ahmmmm ^^^^^^^^^
Borrows Beercat's phrase
Quintessential (though I'm not sure if I know what that means.. blah blah) of faggotry
lol! i actually borrowed that phrase from Bill Krozby . that phrase is now like a pass-around-girl at the bar, like infinity shock's mom wasThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-02-17 at 3:44 AM UTC in sup cuntsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-17 at 2:14 AM UTC in Quitting weed due to noticeable drop in IQWhat a weak ass nigger, blaming the weed for the obviously inferior genetics.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-16 at 10:19 PM UTC in ATTN: I’m One of Bill Krozby’s Victims - AMALOL@ the title. "I'm one of Bill Krozby's victims". As if he's fucking jigsaw or something.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-16 at 4:16 AM UTC in Florida shooting: at least 17 killed in high school attackIf I was their teacher I'd rip into their ass if they didn't have their homework done next time class was scheduled, just to be that guy.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-15 at 2:54 PM UTC in Florida shooting: at least 17 killed in high school attackA LITTLE GUN HISTORY
In 1929, the Soviet Union established gun control. From 1929 to 1953, about 20 million dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
In 1911, Turkey established gun control. From 1915 to 1917, 1.5 million Armenians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
Germany established gun control in 1938 and from 1939 to 1945, a total of 13 million jedis and others who were unable to defend themselves were rounded up and exterminated.
China established gun control in 1935. From 1948 to 1952, 20 million political dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
Guatemala established gun control in 1964. From 1964 to 1981, 100,000 Mayan Indians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
Uganda established gun control in 1970. From 1971 to 1979, 300,000 Christians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
Cambodia established gun control in 1956. From 1975 to 1977, one million educated people, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
Defenseless people rounded up and exterminated in the 20th Century because of gun control: 56 million.
It has now been 12 months since gun owners in Australia were forced by new law to surrender 640,381 personal firearms to be destroyed by their own Government, a program costing Australia taxpayers more than $500 million dollars. The first year results are now in:
List of 7 items:
Australia-wide, homicides are up 3.2 percent.
Australia-wide, assaults are up 8.6 percent.
Australia-wide, armed robberies are up 44 percent (yes, 44 percent)!
In the state of Victoria alone, homicides with firearms are now up 300 percent. Note that while the law-abiding citizens turned them in, the criminals did not, and criminals still possess their guns!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-02-15 at 8:08 AM UTC in Fucking stoned to the bonesmoking "LSD" strain weed, a little etiz, some Crouton, comin off some meth but i feel chill afThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-15 at 2:08 AM UTC in Weird posting habitsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-14 at 9:04 PM UTC in beta beta male philosophy is dumb and fake
Originally posted by benny vader any men, even the wimpiest and the most gamma of them all, can fuck a women. women are by default, a cock receptacle so anyone with a cock, hard, limp, bent or otherwise abysmally small, can fuck a, or many women.
but only beta gets to put their penis into another less beta, less willing man.
Originally posted by infinityshock that.
^2 beta fags trying to tell each other they want each other.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-02-14 at 8:07 AM UTC in Just got pulled over by the pigsI just got joint custody of my son in court and now that my daughter is 18 she talks to me and calls me dad. Far better than your butt buddy Bill Krozby is doing.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-14 at 7:07 AM UTC in InfinityShocks Favorite SongThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-14 at 6:40 AM UTC in InfinityShocks Favorite Song
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