kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Believe it or not, but I actually have tons of times. I'm the only guy I've ever masturbated to. I think its because I have a girlish figure
2015-08-09 at 10:29 PM UTC
in
Have you met the one?
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
I've met the "one" for right now... haha. But sadly she is moving to go back to teaching at the university in DC.
I've known her for almost 2 months now and we've never really had any problems, we get along great and she even takes interest in my hobbies,(we've gone to 2 concerts in the last 2 weeks of some of my favorite bands.
She's a bit older than me, but she is classier and sexier than a lot of girls my age. She even sewed buttons back onto on of my favorite shirts recently. My ex gf, always said she would do that but was always to tired/busy.. Even though she's just lazy.
She's pretty intelligent she's written several books. I felt kinda weird about seeing her because I felt like she's way to smart for me, but I realize now that doesn't matter.
She even once brought me beer and chicken, and put on lingerie. She told me she doesn't care if I see other girls, just as long as she is my only chicken.
She asked me to move to DC with her, but I told her I can't do that, being as how I'm somewhat bound to austin currently.. or am i?
2015-08-09 at 5:37 PM UTC
in
tried some diacetylmorphine.
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
heroin is my favorite opiate
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
^I'm guessing its about the innocence.. Personally not my thing either but I guess to each their own..
I prefer american women. Preferable dirty blonde ones
2015-08-09 at 6:54 AM UTC
in
I'm so depressed
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Sploo you need to get a fake ID and go get some pussy at the bars, go get your dick wet man. And if you can't get a fake ID to go drinking, go to the rollerskating rink or something
Just make it a game like you do you IQ test
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
We will be spread into factions, the rooty, the tooty, and the fruity. Their will be a real war soon here in america. What side are you on ?
2015-08-07 at 12:50 PM UTC
in
Bill Krozby's joke thread
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Feel free to ad any of your own jokes =)
2015-08-07 at 12:49 PM UTC
in
Bill Krozby's joke thread
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
I finnally started balling again and I was selling exxos by the UT campus and I was able to have a 3sum with 2 girls. We basically had sex all night and fell asleep at 10 am. But my dad who's in the military who pays my rent just randomly showed up and opened the door and walked in. He's like "goddamn son, it smells like goddamn asshole in here?! Wanna get some pancakes?
It was very awakard with these 2 girls and I having pancakes at the waffle house with him...
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I was at a party with my now ex gf with her trendy friends with generic tattoos, she got really drunk and squatted wearing a mini skirt, over a dudes face that was passed out... people were taking pictures and posting them on facebook
Because I'm known to be an asshole I decided to talk to her in private. I said "wtf are you doing babe? you're embarassing me and we just got back together, you said you're "broken" but I figured you'd give me a little respect since you said you missed me.
She said "ohhhhh commmon Bill Krozbyler, we're just having fun, lighten up fly boi.!"
So when she came home from work (i dont have a job) I was fucking a hooker on our bed. She starting yelling and screaming and pulling out her hair, I said
"whats wrong hun we're just having fun? It was cheap it was good... You knew I was a fly boi when you met me...
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I asked my gf if I could titty fuck her, and she said "whats in it for me? it doesn't sound like it would do anything for me."
I said "well when I cum I will stop punching you in the face."
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what do you call the black ghost's favorite cereal?
BOO BERRY
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i woke up early because I had dry mouth from drinking earlier in the night. I went to go sit on the toilet and I sat on my cat who was drinking from the bowl, I pushed his head in slightly and yelled "goddamnit bubba! "
My parents called me and asked how I was doing doing, I said I'm doing alright, just chillin. (even though a cat just scratched my asshole)
2015-08-05 at 3:03 AM UTC
in
Need help feel kinda bad
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
I love her and care about her but i guess it was never meant to be.
2015-08-04 at 5:22 PM UTC
in
Need help feel kinda bad
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Yeah you're right I got to get over it before she moves.
