It's been a long time since theres been any good horror anthologies besides the vhs movies. heres my Idea for a short film within a film. ( and by the way I will constantly edit this) (play the videos in order as you read this for full effect)
It stars a couple dudes, mark whalberg, and mila kunavich the chick from that seventies show
with this song opening the movie
back in the 1950's marky mark moves to japan because its much more profitable for an american to work as a waiter there. (think the man in the high castle)
he's taking a break with his ol chum waitier, smoking a ciggiweed behind the chinese resteraunt, while his buddy complains about not getting enough pussy despite being a big american man in china.. some people can never get enough i guess..
They overlook a cliff and continue their conversation, suddenly giant ghost rabbits with wild eyes start jumping up to the top of the cliff from the bottom over it and sprinting... then comes a wavve of giant ghost draculas doing the same, all the while they are just freaked out standing to the side witnessing this.
It stops.. and markymark exclaims "what the fuck was that shit man?!" and then out of no fucking where a wavve of ghost king kongs come up to the top of the cliff rampaging. mila kunavich comes out to bitch about how they are a couple of lazy faggots, one of the ghost king kongs grabs her and she starts screaming.
The ghost ape carries her to the top of a really tall space needle kinda building and starts screaming, marky mark and his friend are standing down stairs with the army of japan pointing their rifels, yelling "get the fuck down from there ape!" but they still have the draculas protecting the building so they cant get to close.
They have no other choice but to set their souls apart from their body and build turrets within range
They start shooting, its a very dramatic scene. The ape falls along with mila kunavich, automatic turrets placed on the ground not ony turning king kong but mila kuavich into into hamburger meat.
They lay dead and bloody in eachothers arms as marky mark rushes up to see the deadly scene. his glistening eyes show that all hope is lost.. the credits end with this song
I'm not much of a "gamer" anymore, thought I used to really be into pc gaming when I was younger, The last few nights I've had a lot of team fortress classic/quake/ capture the flag esque kinda dreams. Anyone else have dreams like these? very tactically challenging, almost fun dreams?
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Also, just a note, Kr0z is one of the only people here who has actually seen me and I do credit him for introducing me to the term Slamping (although I don't remember anybody "teasing the pants off" of me. So whenever he said that he was telling the truth.
Shout out to Bill Krozby, mmmmmmq, aruthrteacher, hewfil1, Aldra, Lanny for keeping his gay crossdressing faggot site going, and everybody else who I forgot. I'm going away for a long time again.
Also Xpost is still a huge fucking loser that looks like an assed-up puppet and is dating a fat ugly bitch
ahh hey whats up bud good to see you man. I didnt click to who you were in the thread where you mentioned "grimes" stalking me.. I thought you were her for a second. Glad your back.
and sorry if i said something i shouldnt have, im trying to not be a drunkard as much.
over the summer I was seeing a DC girl and she couldn't get me off one night and she got upset and said "I just want to get you off Bill Krozby, i don't want to be just some lame slampig to you" I kinda lol'd on the inside, but felt really close to her at that magic moment
^yeah i was going to make the joke about how he has a hog riding on top of his hog.. but i figured it went without saying so I opted to calling her "tasty"....
the way darkie flashes his money around you'd figure he grew up as a lil lad playing cigarette butt hunter at the landfill his daddy worked at
^no I want my gun to cum in your mouth dumbass, i want it to blow your stupid brains out. You take pictures of some slut sitting on your grandpa motorcycle, your stacks and stacks of money, you're frail fam. come back when you have a picture of that hag sitting on your dick, then you can talk shit you coward.
Yeah garlic burns skin.. so there ya go, plus its an anti viral i believe. Thats why some people eat whole garlic cloves with cayenne tea. I can attest to it making you feel better. Cayenne tea also helps with hemorrhoids (not that i've ever had hermorrhoids) but I've had stomach ulcers which im sure are similar
i did a similar thing to a small wart like think that just recently appeared on my back. Really though the safest way and best way to have remove a wart with no scars is to rub garlic juice on it, apply a peice of duck tape and after 6 hours or so remove the tape, it will pull a layer of wart off. Do this several times.
Glad you're doing well man. Yeah pc is pretty gay, if I hear her say anything more about heroin, Kurt Cobain, or blowing jedi doctors for money I'm going to spit n her mouth
