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2016-03-15 at 8:14 PM UTC in what to do with 2-3lbs of fresh strawberriesI'd make a stawberry toothpaste out of them, I actually did that a few days ago.
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2016-03-15 at 8:07 PM UTC in A song for Bill Krozby^fine, if you come to austin texas we can go to something fun like go get drinks and go to the library near UT, but after that we will fight.
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2016-03-15 at 8:02 PM UTC in Trumps ascention to the throne is proof democracy is for stupid people^yeah that would be pretty annoying. But I like trump because he supporters young people like myself starting up business, and is against most of the red tape that minor bureaucrats like obama and bernie cuck sanders put in place.
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2016-03-15 at 4:38 PM UTC in Got my dick sucked last nightLast night I had a girl that works at the porn shop down the street come over, brought me 40mgs of hydrocodone, a joint, and "nazi comedy porn" dvd
She begged me to put on a condom and fuck her, but I don't use condoms, they are against my religion. *im catholic* So I just let her suck and jerk me, *never came tho cause the opes*
shit was still tight though.
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2016-03-15 at 4:16 PM UTC in What character from its always sunny would you be?^yeah another I got right is tort would be mac because he hits on transvestites.
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2016-03-15 at 3:58 PM UTC in A song for Bill Krozby
You will fail.
I won't, but it is kinda strange how vocal you are about me failing to the point to where you made a song about me lol.
Captain falcon is secretly in love with me, when he's in TC he never cams up , but will practically suck my dick and change his tone. I'm pretty positive he doesn't cam up because he's beating off to anyone that is cammed up.
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2016-03-15 at 3:52 PM UTC in A song for Bill Krozby
This song does a good job at capturing the fuccboi thru song. Good work
Tort would know a thing or two about being a fuccboi considering the only pair of shoes he owns are sketchers and has to suck his "grandfathers" dick so he can sleep on his couch, while pretending that he is joining the navy.... Thats what xpoast told me anyways.
It's gotta be rough.
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2016-03-15 at 3:29 PM UTC in A song for Bill Krozby
I can only wonder what was going through the mind of the dumb son of a bitch who setup a "will make you a song" page on fiverr when he was reading the lyrics. I wonder if he felt pity or disgust at Bill Krozby, a man who's failed dreams he volunteered to immortalize in song.
You sound kinda frothy, haters gonna hate. I think it's actually pretty cool the guy does the whole "will make you a song" thing. But hey I have an appreciation for entrepreneurship and creativity. I come from a long line of entrepreneurs and artist. Some businesses don't last forever and "fail" but I don't see it as failing, you can always learn from the experience, pick yourself up and try something else.
A lot of people are complacent in their little lives and never even dream of something better. -
2016-03-15 at 2:15 PM UTC in How dirty is your toilet?
I used to get paranoid on meth and snort lines off the toilet seat and wait for the cops to kick down the bathroom door so i could flush the stash because im convinced i see jackboots and red and blue flashing lights under the crack of the door.
thats exactly the reason I don't do that stuff anymore. -
2016-03-15 at 2:10 PM UTC in A song for Bill Krozbylol you guys are the living end. when I get my hot dog stand I'm going to have that playing opening day
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2016-03-14 at 7:06 PM UTC in My dad is cringe?I'm just fucking drunk
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2016-03-14 at 6:27 PM UTC in My dad is cringe?My dad and my mom have been drinking a lot lately and he's been sending me pictures and telling me I need to go to church, (he just became an ordained minister of a baptist church and built a 20,000 dollar playground for the church) He told me he's never going to talk to my grandma again because she's a stubborn woman. He said he'd loan me some money (he hasn't given me a cent in the last 10 years) but he always calls me now complaining about how my mom sucks. Has anyone here ever had to deal with this kind of stuff with their parents?
The way they are acting now surprising to be honest. It's like a barely know how to talk to them. My dad even said to me the other day "you know Doug, you've dug your own hole" and started laughing at me. When I was a kid he was pretty much the meanest man in the world
http://imgur.com/NLWqMqa
http://imgur.com/blmR0P6
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2016-03-14 at 5:27 PM UTC in The worst^kreepyk you need to cut out the meth, you've already flown over the coo coo's nest a long time ago.
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2016-03-14 at 5:22 PM UTC in Find out the truth about drugs at drugfreeworld.org
That ad… With a haircut like that they are lucky he is just droppin some acid and isnt shooting up schools. He was fucked before he even took the drugs I tell ya.
These anti-drug campaigns are all the same "Think of the children! You can get hooked on acid in just one hit! The war on drugs is a noble effort! Now please give us more tax money to combat this by arming the mexican drug cartels!" Its all the same crock of shit rehashed to keep america fighting a war on what literally boils down to chemicals. Its an easy path to a police state ill tell ya that and its the people who need help the most who are simply locked away in a federal facility.
If people knew the truth.
The whole truth.
About drugs.
like maybe all the wars and shit would stop.
And we could live in like
harmony
and shit.
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2016-03-14 at 5:22 PM UTC in Find out the truth about drugs at drugfreeworld.orgITT: kreepyk is tweaking
anyways I've never had any drug dealer tell me "i can be with a lot of girls" But I've had some tell me that their pills are "tripple stax dawg" which in my experience means they are bunk pills. -
2016-03-14 at 3:14 PM UTC in What character from its always sunny would you be?bump
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2016-03-14 at 3:12 PM UTC in You have been visited by the BIG FAT MAM of sleepiness^this, your cat should have a pot leaf gold chain, a backwards hat, and a blunt in its paw
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2016-03-14 at 3:08 PM UTC in ATT: Crazy Mike and/or Sophie^ typical woman, always finding something to cry about, and threatens to expose PI. You sound kind of salty. Go ahead and post §m£ÂgØLs parents phone number, nobody here gives a shit you bitch
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2016-03-14 at 10:06 AM UTC in ATT: Crazy Mike and/or Sophieeveryone in this thread needs to cool it
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2016-03-13 at 9:09 PM UTC in Humanities majors should kill themselves^fucking this, both nurses and and psychologist tend to be huge bimbos with a huge air of self importance.
I've worked as a nursing aid when I was younger at a psyche hospital and I can attest to this. It's a "professional" job that almost any woman can get, along with being a social worker / public relations. Those things all go hand and hand god In some ways I wish I went to college so I could be a professional dumbass, but I actually have a mind of my own and don't go along with the narrative the machine has written for me.
The last two times I went to the hospital last month I had to tell everyone from the admin lady to the nurse what to do to get things done, the gay males working there were a lot more with it, but they are just that "gay" and can't speak up and making things run smoothly.
People like social workers and nurses, are over glorified pencil pushers, I met a girl recently who was going to school to get a degree in sociology to be a social worker for "children" yet has no idea about what she'd be doing, the real kicker was she kept telling me she needs a daddy and likes cuddling up with her blanky. I wanted to slap her. People like that don't actually care about other people, especially not patients/clients.
Hospitals, schools, prisons, law offices, are a jedi scam, they are basically a non-profict company posing as a public service that is lacking money, they already get overpaid by the federal government. (thief's)
Fuck that, you should avoid all institutions the best you can because they tend to go hand and hand.
