Yet still manages to not get laid despite "having" money. He be simpin and movin' and groovin' to the music, play that funky music fuccboi.. play funky music fuccbbooi..
this is basically tort on a normal day, while in his sugar daddies garage.
I work at night, so I sleep during the day and I've very tired lately, about 10 am I "heard" a knock on my door and my first reaction as that it was my land lady, I heard the door open but I couldn't move, I just laid there and I saw a very slim black figure standing by my bed just looking at me, for once I wasn't afraid (this has happened numerous times), though it definitely aroused my attention. It's figure was shaking back and forth and a part of it's head was elongated. Almost like a triangle was trying to pull out of it.
I tried as hard as I could to shake myself up even though I was awake. I think that to an extent when you are in a vulnerable sleep state, entities are easily able to slip into "your" reality.
I wasn't on anything at the time really, i was sober, i had been drinking whiskey every day for the last week, i did coke once and did vicodin once, but I don't think that it was a delayed reaction.
anyone here ever had something like that happen to them?
He's one of my favorite authors, I like stuff like a scanner darkly, flow my tears the police man said, and his short stories that inspired total recall, and pay check.
In a way he was heavily pretentious, but at least he put himself out there in such a strong way. I also like Robert Heinlein, but he was even more cheezier and always found a way to relate his form of sci fi to homosexual sex.
Met this older lady at my work the other night, she asked me when I get off... I had her come over and while banging her she was like "oh doug, do you like the way I feel?" I didn't say anything
And I just finished and then smoked one of her cigarettes. shit was cash, I've been taking lecithin to increase the amount of cum I shoot [h=2][/h]
^I just thought it would be funnier, the fact that you even replied to my original post about being to much of a pussy to show yourself on tc , shows that I unwittingly cucked you, when I wasnt even referring to you.
And anyways, a lot of people here don't "have anything to gain" they are just cucks who come onto tc who are to afraid to show themselves because everyone can see into their eyes that they are very small on the inside.
keep on dreaming sophie, you would come into tc saying you cant cam up because you don't have a cam and if someone bought you a cam you would, instead of just being a man and saying you won't do it.
Now that Bill Krozby has been sufficiently cucked and had his balls clipped, I'm taking votes on who to do next.
I haven't been cucked yet, I enjoyed the song actually, I played it at work and they thought it was good. What you should do next is let me write a song about hts and tort and get another hired gun to record the song. It would be fun.
Yeah I have them local as well. I've bought them from both places And the grocery store ones didn't seen to be anything special. I think I read somewhere they are de-opiated unlike natural poppy seeds which have some residual alkaloids.
If it was a good buzz there would be lots of people doing it by now. Nutmeg is way better than poppy tea and easier to get. Poppy seeds are meant to be GROWN you savages!.
Grown and processed into heroin/oxyxcodone
Here we have both the real ones and the de-opiated ones. A friend of mine didn't know any better and bought the deopiated ones one time. You can tell the difference because they are almost a tan/white color. At least here anyways.
But anyways, shits put me on the nod whenever I do them. Last time I bought some I was weighing them out on the store scale and some bitch that works there came up to me and asked me where I go them.... And I was like.. from the spice rack here in the store and looked at her like she was a total dumbass. She said Oh those are supposed to be behind the counter. I asked her why and she said "because people abuse them and we don't want to sell them to people that do" I then asked her "so why do you sell alcohol and cigarettes?" I told her to fuck off and went and paid for them.
And I guess to each their own, I tried nutmeg a few times and wouldn't ever do it again.
Do you have any poppy seed vendors at the moment? You mentioned getting a line on heroin so maybe not but it seems like something worth giving a whirl.
lol I just go to the grocery store and buy poppy seeds if I want them, you can get a 1.5lbs for like 14 dollars you noobs...
I mix a 1.25 lbs in with white grapefruit juice, shake , twist the cap off slightly and drain into a glass and drink. I had a friend who I call crazy mike that did poppy seed tea all the time, he's a flunky though. The stuff isn't really worth doing often. I rather just take a few vicodins or smoke some heroin If I'm going to do an opiate.
Hey guys give captain faggot a break, sometimes its not all about looks, sometimes its about how a slam pig can rock dat pussy on a smelly dick hole, you fucking faggots!
