Originally posted by CEV
you ever fold your dick inside your ballsack to make it like a puss
I once did that and put it up on craigslist on women seeking men on the casual encounters section (this was like 10 years ago) and my gf and I would troll the shit out of these dudes. People are probably going to think I'm gay for this, but I'm not I'm just edgy
and its not even the people slow / making dumb mistakes cause everyone does sometimes but its the arrogant attitude that comes after it from some people. Then they are shocked when you call them out on their bullshit.
Originally posted by Captain Falcon
Why do people insist on cutting the green part of the watermelon off? It makes for a convenient gripping point. Just cut the watermelon up and leave the skin on.
I have no clue what you're talking about, maybe arabs in your country do that but here in america we don't unless they are bit sized eaten with forks
Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-02-10T02:43:55.873648+00:00
I got off work a lil early and decided to clean up my place and do 2 loads of laundry, but before that I walked by the laundry room to scope out what was in use and the washers were empty but both dryers were in use. So I get back from the store 30 minutes later (the dryers only run for 45 min)
and go up to my place gather up my close and I go down there and the dryers are done. I wash my clothes (the washers take 30 minutes to go thru its cycle) I set an alarm on my phone and go back down when they are done and I open up the dryers to put my clothes in and the clothes are still sitting there. This is wicked annoying but I don't want to touch anyone clothes because I've taken peoples clothes out and put them on the table there and they will get frothy and open up the dryer so when I go back down there 45 min later they haven't dried at all so then I need to go get more quarters.
I go back up stairs and wait 15 minutes for them to get their shit together and get their shit out and I go back down and they are still in there, so I take the clothes out I'm all touching some bitches panties and bras and I put the on the table and load my stuff up.
So I make some coffee and go back down there and this bitch comes out and is like "wtf?!" and I walk up to her and ask "is something wrong?" (I've never seen this chicken in my entire life) And she says someone went thru my clothes, and I tell her I pulled them out and gave her plenty of time to move them and not everything is all about her.
She ask me if I'd like for someone to do that to me and I tell her, that wouldn't happen because I set an alarm and thats why I'm back out here incase you got a wild idea. She told me I'm rude and I told her no you are.
Some peoples kids are fucked up.
I even had someone steal my underwear down there once.
I almost wanted to say "hey lady, some people have stuff to do and don' watch soap operas all day" it was like 8pm
libtards gonna libtard, ami right fam?! lol this lady obviously needs a heavy dose of dementia medication instead of all the cray cray pills she's obviously on
Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-02-10T01:12:06.696306+00:00
I have backed up my words, you're just being a huge assclown and you and mq are always being contrary to my threads just for the sake of being contrary, I know it, you know it, they all know it too
Originally posted by RisiR
Oh, how I'd love to put some paper weights in your face Bill Krozby.
Explain the difference between wearing lipstick and sticking your tongue out. Context sexuality.
you'll really grasping at straws, like whats next you're going to tell women to burn their bras because it pushes up their tits together and looks like an ass?! which a guy see while having sex in a "natural" position. you're such a jackass its unbelievable.
