I'm pretty sure your soul floats away from your body and you're on the astral plane.
that guy muffins that was all about the j-dub on zoklet sent me some of the jwh and I was smoking some with my gf but I also took a bunch of tramadol and had a seizure, i fell into my dishwasher and busted open my chin. My soul left my body and I was floating above my building and I had never seen the roof of my building before so I know it wasn't just me imagining it, and I saw the paramedics wheel me out on a gerny and load me up into the medic van and my gf hopped in the back.
But yeah I believe you go on to do different things, much more important things than what we are doing here. But thats not to say that you shouldn't make the most and do your best with what we have here.
I think I've made a similar thread about this but this is kind of an update, I know this guy for the last few years that lives in the next building and he's like the nicest guy ever, extremely approachable, though he's not a chum that I will go drink with or hang out at his place, but none the less I will see him outside and we will chop it up for a bit. The guys just always typically got a smile on his face.
When I lost my job I loved around this time last year I told him about it because he would come in and I'd hook him up , and he told me to make me feel better that it might be the best thing thats ever happened to me, and in a way he might of been right, I could of been beat up or arrested at that job. I like his positivity and we would play with this cat named pee wee, an alley cat.
All my neighbors like me and are always like hey whats up doug and stuff like that and inviting me over, but his wife is a raging cunt and hates all guys. I was going for a walk and saw his wife playing with pee wee the cat with her friend and I said "hey whats up thats my friend pee wee" and she gave me a really bitchy look and said "his names not pee wee" I was like okay whatever.. I named him over a year ago..
Anyways but this guy was coming from the mail box and we stopped to talk to each other and he showed me his package he got in the mail and it was some silk undnerwear, and he told me that his wife makes him wear certain underwear and he said something like "you know what they say, happy wife, happy life". which is cool i guess, except his wife always looks like a bitch.
I don't say anything, its his life but today I saw him and he was sitting outside and looked really distressed and I've never seen him like that so I asked him whats up and he looked like he was going to break into analytical tears. I had to go pee so I told him I'd be right back and went and peed and then poured him some "squirt" soda, my favorite soda and the only soda I drink and brought it back to him and I asked him what was wrong.
He told me that him and his wife have been having problems for a long time and she makes him sleep on the couch (kinda like discount whore) and she verbally abuses him and even broke his ipad when he took too long to come home.
I see him downtown and he always goes and drinks by himself and thats cool cause I do that too sometimes, and I understand couples need space, but its almost like she wants nothing to do with him. He's not a nigger, he's got a good job and car and pays half the rent so I kinda feel bad for him. I didn't really know what to say to him and I didn't have much to say, I didn't want to tell him to choke her out lol. So I kinda patted him on the back and gave him a quick shoulder rub and patted him on the back again and bounced.
I honestly feel bad for the guy, I had another neighbor, rasheed a muslim guy that goes to the university, very straight laced and nice, he had a hot blond gf and he lived next door to me with his gf rachel. One day she kicked him out of his own place and he told me he was staying at a motel 6... and every few hours I would hear him knocking on his own door whimpering "racharooooo, racharoooooooooooo..!" And I know this wasn't the nicest thing to do but I was kind of annoyed by it and opened my door and started whining "rasheedaroooo rasheedaroooooooo!"
But I'm digressing, I just wonder if anyone here has ever had a friend that went through this and what you did. I have a girl I've been seeing for the last few months and when she gets drunk/weird I just go to sleep and leave in the morning so its not that big of a deal.
Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-05-16T08:03:42.519167+00:00
rape can be smexy, i lost my virginity to a 14 year old girl that asked me to put a knife up to her throat, her mom came home and it was kinda awkward and we left and went to a house that was for sale and the realtor came in when i was banging her and then we just had to go out to the woods and butt bang
Originally posted by Phoenix
You may not like it but this is the ideal style of pizza:
thats chicago deep dish style you nooberoni. I have had that kind of pizza before, but the only thing I don't like about pizza like that is the crust is really hard/dry
Originally posted by Malice
Welcome to the club. Sometimes I lay in bed at night and it genuinely brings me great joy thinking about how wonderful it would have been never to have been. I genuinely consider it the best outcome any person could have had, although due to the non-identity problem no one really benefits from it.
I guess dying early before I knew any better and managed to find some logical reasons to continue to drag would have been pretty great. Dying instantly and never seeing it coming, not having to deal with the fear, the knowledge of the finality of death, non-existence, and the uncertainty, is the best way to go. Just dying in your sleep or randomly being shot in the head would be a great way to die.
Yes yes , we all already know you're a pussy and cry analytical tears, kill urlself
Originally posted by snab_snib
rape should be legalized on private property - ie, if a girl comes back to your place after drinks, that's consent. furthermore, rape should have no more consequences than beating someone up would. women need to fear rape, for us to fix marriage and divorce rates in this country and lower crime.
thats an interesting prospect and I'm not a liberal, but I don't think that would work anytime soon.
fucking this if you ever want to kill some zerglords hit me up. thats the only game i play besides hotline miami. I used to work for blizzard here in austin as w0w customer service rep and while I liked working with nerds I didn't like the job or the game.
