Posts by kroz

2017-07-23 at 7:26 PM UTC in I want to fuck a hipster or skateboarder

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

^@jillthecar
you sound kind of frothy and salty, and I'm pretty sure you weren't using the internet in 1987 posting images. mmmmk?

2017-07-23 at 7:21 PM UTC in I want to fuck a hipster or skateboarder

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Originally posted by NARCassist didn't they have one of those 'keep san antonio weird' appeal thingy's going on for a while?

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thats keep austin weird.

And they have "keep plugerville literate" the next town over because of the failing test scores in schools.

all san antonio really has is a metal scene and the alamo.

2017-07-23 at 7:20 PM UTC in I want to fuck a hipster or skateboarder

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

And by the way jill, thats rich telling me to figure out something I already know how to do considering, it took you months to learn how to use image tags, you fat nigger.

2017-07-23 at 7:17 PM UTC in car problems

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Originally posted by infinityshock said the stupid faggot with a rectum full of nigger jizz and a dead battery who doesnt know how to jump start a car…

Your obsession with nigger jizz is all telling. You need to quit projecting, lil bro.

2017-07-23 at 7:15 PM UTC in I want to fuck a hipster or skateboarder

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

^RETARD!

2017-07-23 at 7:13 PM UTC in I want to fuck a hipster or skateboarder

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Originally posted by mashlehash How many assault charges have you acquired?

I've been charged with 6 but only 2 stuck.

but in the last 4 years i haven't done anything like that.

2017-07-23 at 7:11 PM UTC in I want to fuck a hipster or skateboarder

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Originally posted by mashlehash Dude, that guy looks like he fucks dead bodies.

For being a major city, san antonio is such a backwards place. I didn't know people still wore affliction t-shirts and have scene hair.

I lived there for a summer about ten years ago and I left my girl friend to come back to austin.

2017-07-23 at 7:10 PM UTC in I want to fuck a hipster or skateboarder

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Originally posted by NARCassist arrange to meet him and take a fucking bat with you.

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I literally LOL'd.

I don't need anymore assault charges.

2017-07-23 at 7:06 PM UTC in You know what would be terrifying?

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Originally posted by mashlehash That's crazy cool.

thats scary as shit, but i guess kinda cool. A couple months ago i was showering and this fucking spider just came down on a string of web in front of my face and I started yelling and karate chopped the string and thru water on him. talk about the itsy bitsy spider went down the drain. freaked me out.

2017-07-23 at 7:03 PM UTC in You know what would be terrifying?

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

flying spiders are real and they are almost as scary as astral spiders in heaven.

2017-07-23 at 7:01 PM UTC in I want to fuck a hipster or skateboarder

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

A couple nights ago I put up an ad on craigslist while drunk saying how I wanted to fuck a hipster or skateboarder and I only got 2 replies back one was a chick who invited me to her friends birthday party this evening.

Luckily the party is at a venue right down the street from me so even if I don't get my car working I just have to walk down the street. she's a hipster and horny so I will more than likely get laid. She wanted to come over last night but I had already made plans with my main squeeze a few days prior so I denied her.

And the other reply was from this younger dude like 23 that lives in san antonio and wants to visit austin and have a guy like myself show him around. I'm not into dudes, but I asked for pix and these are what he sent me lol

I don't know people still had that hair style loloool

2017-07-23 at 6:50 PM UTC in car problems

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Originally posted by infinityshock that.

dont think. youre not mentally suited for such things. stick to things your good at…like bottom-fagging for niggers and livestock.

a dead battery can 'die' from more reasons than just leaving lights on 'or anything like that.' cars can have electrical 'leaks' that are completely undetectable.

go look at the battery and find the sticker or tag that has its date of birth. itll probably be a month/year somewhere…or a sticker with a bunch of numbers along with all the months with one of the months punched out along with one of the years punched out. post what you find here…if you think youre capable of such a complicated task. personally, i doubt it.

get someone to jump start your piece of shit. make sure the positive/red aligns with the positive/red on both batteries. if youre not sure…use your tongue to detect the proper polarity. once the cables are attached properly (im not explaining how to jump start a car…if you dont know just go kill yourself and put the universe out of its misery) have the driver of the other car rev the engine to a few thousand RPMs to increase the alternator output of his car and increase the charge speed of your piece of shit. do this for a few minutes, then get ready to turn the key to your piece of shit car. once youre ready to turn the key on your piece of shit car, have the other driver rev his engine a little higher…then you turn your key.

everything after that…figure out for yourself, retard.

I know how to jump start a car you stupid bitch.

2017-07-23 at 6:06 PM UTC in car problems

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Originally posted by Captain Falcon Dead battery.

Yeah probably, but I don't think a jump would help as i didn't leave the lights on or anything like that the last time I drove it this morning.

All my neighbors that I know that are home don't own cars but I guess its worth a try getting machete to give me a jump just to make sure.

2017-07-23 at 5:57 PM UTC in car problems

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

I went out to my car a lil while ago and when I turned the key it just made a fast clicking sound. Think its just a bad battery? I checked the terminals. I'm just not a car guy so I'm kinda clueless, to be honest FAM.

2017-07-23 at 5:43 PM UTC in Some crazy skank came up to my car

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

^
SICK FREAK

2017-07-23 at 3:39 PM UTC in I want to fuck a hipster or skateboarder

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Originally posted by Kinkou You are a hipster. Just stop. Stop fucking anyone. You need to get your sexual shit figured out; without fucking other people.

Spend some time alone dude.

what are you talking about?

2017-07-23 at 2:30 PM UTC in I want to fuck a hipster or skateboarder

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

^thats a hott story man. Did she have tats also or no? Was she a hipster?

2017-07-23 at 2:20 PM UTC in UPDATED AND REVISED: List of people who will never have children:

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

^retard, you mean "your" and "were".

2017-07-23 at 2:19 PM UTC in How to be a motherfucking gimp

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Originally posted by infinityshock you would be the expert on such things. except in youre case, youre own gimp outfit has an easy-access slot for the nigger dick into youre asshole

It's "your" you retard.

2017-07-23 at 2:13 PM UTC in UPDATED AND REVISED: List of people who will never have children:

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

I actually think sploo in a few years would make a great father.

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