Originally posted by Vizier
I think I was the person with the most shitposts on zoklet at one point. If you include totse and all of my accounts I've probably made around 80k posts over the years.
Originally posted by NARCassist
meeting a chicks family for the first time. you got that whole unspoken 'yeah hi i'm fucking your daughter, so nice to meet you' shit going on the whole time, lol. nothing more awkward than that.
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meh its only if you make it awkward, i met my gf's family during thxgiving over skype or someshit over her phone and her dad ask me what I did and some random slut in the background I couldn't see yelled he's a male prostitute so I said "yeah I am your daughter owe's me 250"
nah you're an idiot, i personally know darin bush and the mexican consulate and a dude that works for google that knows jeff hunter from back in the day that was part of totse and you're dead wrong.
Originally posted by infinityshock
not true. Bill Krozbys conception was the direct result of a nigger male and mexican male engaged in mutual butthole-faggotry where one of the males inseminated the rectum of the other male…
The Los Angeles Police Department has arrested a 25-year-old man who is suspected of sending a SWAT team to a private residence in Kansas, resulting in the death of a 28-year-old man.
NBC News (via Engadget) reports that the LAPD arrested Tyler Barriss on Friday after allegedly providing Andrew Finch’s address to Wichita authorities. The incident was precipitated by an argument between two Call of Duty over a $1.50 wagered game, one of which provided Finch’s address to Barriss, who has a history of making bomb threats and went by the Twitter handle SWAuTistic. In an interview with YouTube channel DramaAlert the person allegedly behind handle admitted to placing the call, saying that “he loves swatting kids who think nothing is going to happen,” and alluded to causing an evacuation at the FCC. Sources told NBC News that Finch was not involved in the dispute.
“Swatting” is an incident in which someone makes an anonymous, fake emergency call to a local police department, designed to prompt a tactical response from a local SWAT team. Barriss allegedly called the Wichita Police Department, saying that he shot his father in the head during a family dispute and that he was holding his family hostage. He provided authorities with Finch’s address, believing it to be the location of one of the gamers. Wichita’s SWAT team arrived at the location and ordered Finch to raise his hands when he appeared in the door, and was shot by an officer. Finch’s family has set up a GoFundMe campaign for his funeral.
if i was in the jury for that case id say NOT GUILTY! that chicken was attacking her and her property and said she isn't afraid of the gun, she had it coming.
Originally posted by infinityshock
makes one wonder who thought it would be a good idea to invent hot-dogs and the method of consuming them…and what ulterior motives they had…along with the subliminal programming…
it was the jedis.
jedis didn't create hotdogs. now shut up and suck on my Bill Krozbydog you half faggot
Originally posted by NARCassist
i'm more concerned about the big sign on the restaurant that says kids eat for free, considering what goes on in there.
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Yeah the store that has the kids eat for free is the location in the shitty part of town, makes since though if you think about it.