is there anything worse than eating food at a table with your family

1. 2018-01-03 at 4:01 AM UTC

   #21
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   having dinner with someone else's family
   
   on the floor
2. 2018-01-03 at 4:31 AM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by aldra having dinner with someone else's family
   
   on the floor

   
   meeting a chicks family for the first time. you got that whole unspoken 'yeah hi i'm fucking your daughter, so nice to meet you' shit going on the whole time, lol. nothing more awkward than that.
   
   
   
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3. 2018-01-03 at 4:36 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by NARCassist meeting a chicks family for the first time. you got that whole unspoken 'yeah hi i'm fucking your daughter, so nice to meet you' shit going on the whole time, lol. nothing more awkward than that.
   
   
   
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   meh its only if you make it awkward, i met my gf's family during thxgiving over skype or someshit over her phone and her dad ask me what I did and some random slut in the background I couldn't see yelled he's a male prostitute so I said "yeah I am your daughter owe's me 250"
   
   they had it coming.
4. 2018-01-03 at 4:43 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   ITT narcy is a mangina and a shy lil pussy lol
5. 2018-01-03 at 7:08 AM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   Getting eaten by your parents
6. 2018-01-03 at 10:40 AM UTC

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   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by aldra having dinner with someone else's family
   
   on the floor

   
   what inferior culture were they from ???
7. 2018-01-03 at 11:10 AM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby ITT narcy is a mangina and a shy lil pussy lol

   
   i just know what i'd be thinking if i had a daughter and she brought me home
   
   
   
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8. 2018-01-03 at 11:27 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   the moms don't care, but you know the dads wanna fuckin' kill you.
9. 2018-01-03 at 11:29 AM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   exactly, you know they just tolerating you coz they don't want their little girl to hate them.
   
   
   
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10. 2018-01-03 at 11:31 AM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by NARCassist i just know what i'd be thinking if i had a daughter and she brought me home

    
    i reap what i sowed ???
    
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11. 2018-01-03 at 12:12 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by benny vader i reap what i sowed ???
    
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    if a girl brought you home her parents would be wishing you'd hurry up and murder her so they could start grieving properly.
    
    
    
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12. 2018-01-03 at 3:53 PM UTC

    #32
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by NARCassist if a girl brought you home her parents would be wishing you'd hurry up and murder her so they could start grieving properly.

    
    they'd probably assume it was parent-teacher night
13. 2018-01-03 at 4:45 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I remember a couple winters ago i was porking this peach and she wanted me to go to dinner and church with her parents on xmas eve and I did. I really wasn't to excited about it but whatever, I put my best foot forward and wore a sweater vest and a tie. Her dad though totally talk covert shit to me when we were sitting in the living room. And I will admit I did feel a little uncomfortable.
    
    His daughter got on the couch and laid her head on my lap and started nuzzling me and making little moaning sounds in front of her whole family and I started getting a huge boner.
    
    We then went to church and thats when things got really interesting....
14. 2018-01-03 at 5:45 PM UTC

    #34
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I remember a couple winters ago i was porking this peach and she wanted me to go to dinner and church with her parents on xmas eve and I did. I really wasn't to excited about it but whatever, I put my best foot forward and wore a sweater vest and a tie. Her dad though totally talk covert shit to me when we were sitting in the living room. And I will admit I did feel a little uncomfortable.
    
    Her daughter got on the couch and laid her on lap and started nuzzling me and making little moaning sounds in front of her whole family and I started getting a huge boner.
    
    We then went to church and thats when things got really interesting….

    
    what happened at church what happened at church??
    
    
    
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15. 2018-01-03 at 5:49 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole (banned)

    Originally posted by NARCassist what happened at church what happened at church??

    the priest gave him christmas dinner in the form of a big juicy sausage and drowned him in gravy.
16. 2018-01-03 at 5:50 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i wasn't asking you, jedi.
    
    
    
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17. 2018-01-03 at 5:52 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole (banned)

    Originally posted by NARCassist i wasn't asking you, jedi

    stop playing stupid...its not like you were never an altar boy where the priests gave you their blessings.
18. 2018-01-03 at 6:29 PM UTC

    #38
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by NARCassist what happened at church what happened at church??
    
    
    
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    Basically just told her before going to church I didn't do all of this for her to not come home with me after midnight mass and she can go back to her parents for xmas in the morning. So i got my cock rubbed in church and ent up laughing at her grandma when she spilled hot candle wax on her hand (I was trying really hard to not laugh) And she came home with me.
    
    She was a very pretty girl but in the end I realized I didn't like her personality and left her shortly after all this. I dunno I prolly should of just kept tagging that tang until she decided to leave me but I get self righteous and feel like I'm on a high moral ground when I drink. (aka a prick)
19. 2018-01-03 at 6:30 PM UTC

    #39
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by infinityshock the priest gave him christmas dinner in the form of a big juicy sausage and drowned him in gravy.

    
    It was a Protestant church so no priest. Though the Pasteur was definitely a gay.
20. 2018-01-03 at 6:35 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    The church I was baptized at was a fairly liberal church a presbyterian, my mom was raised catholic and my dad baptist. It's weird because there are two different types of presbyterian churches, but living in austin it was the liberal side. When going through confirmation we had I guess "mentors" or something like that assigned to us (i dont even remember who mine was or don't even think we spoke) It was a formality I guess to make it baptism a community thing.. which it is. My dad said that he's never going to let my little brother be around that faggot he was assigned.
    
    the guy looked exactly like that guy craig from malcom in the middle.