Man I just did all my laundry and stuff and called my friend to say whats up and mentioned that my mazda (I luckily have another car) prolly wouldnt make it another two weeks (I'm trying to sell it) and I went to the beer store over off guadelupe by ut and I parked on a hill and when i came back out with my brew and got in it it wouldn't reverse and I started freaking out because there was no one around to push it back while i was in neutral. I called my friend again and he said he's heading to work and can't help me (he lives kinda far) So I walked down the street and found this girl and told her to push my car, but when i put it in neutral it started rolling down the hill and almost killed her as she was trying to push it.
She told me to get someone stronger so this old black guy rolls up with his bitch and I ask him to help me push my car and his wife immediately intterupts and ask where "landrys" is, a sea food/ steak place and I tell her but she doesn't even care, this guy and I are pushing my car together while its in neutral and its not moving far so I yell at this guy to pull into the 711 and help me and we push it back and I get in my car and drive away sipping my brew listening to the meat puppets.
I text my gf telling her I'm not going to work today because of my car and she ask if she can come over sooner and go out to dinner so I tell her to take me to "landrys" where i've always gone for my birthday before it burnt down
almost everyone on this site is a rattox, panthrax, spectral, dargo, captain falcon, sophie, §m£ÂgØL, hydrofatmoan, yet will continuously spam that its not an sg thread or how you're shithol posting or you're a bad human being... ect..
