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Catching up with Bill Krozby part 19
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2018-01-06 at 7:25 PM UTCMan I just did all my laundry and stuff and called my friend to say whats up and mentioned that my mazda (I luckily have another car) prolly wouldnt make it another two weeks (I'm trying to sell it) and I went to the beer store over off guadelupe by ut and I parked on a hill and when i came back out with my brew and got in it it wouldn't reverse and I started freaking out because there was no one around to push it back while i was in neutral. I called my friend again and he said he's heading to work and can't help me (he lives kinda far) So I walked down the street and found this girl and told her to push my car, but when i put it in neutral it started rolling down the hill and almost killed her as she was trying to push it.
She told me to get someone stronger so this old black guy rolls up with his bitch and I ask him to help me push my car and his wife immediately intterupts and ask where "landrys" is, a sea food/ steak place and I tell her but she doesn't even care, this guy and I are pushing my car together while its in neutral and its not moving far so I yell at this guy to pull into the 711 and help me and we push it back and I get in my car and drive away sipping my brew listening to the meat puppets.
I text my gf telling her I'm not going to work today because of my car and she ask if she can come over sooner and go out to dinner so I tell her to take me to "landrys" where i've always gone for my birthday before it burnt down
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2018-01-06 at 7:38 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby aahhhHHHH-DDDDURRRHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Originally posted by infinityshock youre so fucking stupid and terminally socially retarded that you have no ability to grasp the concept of how fucking absolutely idiotic you are.
that being the case, ill place it into a perspective that you may…or probably wont…be able to cross reference in your own non-functional mind.
every time you make a post, regardless of how epic you think it sounds in your own nigger-cum addled mind, it makes the collective user base literally cringe in pain. the best analogy your broken brain might comprehend is, picture a high-society social gathering in an exclusive facility reserved for only the top 1% where everyone is dressed in their finest attire, doing whatever it is the aristocracy does, then through an abject sense of depraved humor the universe sends some random tourrets-infested retard confined to a wheelchair, drooling all over his saliva-saturated bib, rolling his mechanical wheelchair through the double solid-oak doors at a high rate of speed, plowing over the beautiful-people, then screeches to a halt in the middle of the room, with everyone staring at him aghast. after a few moments of silence, through dribbling strings of saliva, the retard opens its lips and lets out a screeching 'aahhhHHHH-DDDDURRRHHHHHHHH!!!!!'
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2018-01-06 at 7:48 PM UTC
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2018-01-06 at 8:42 PM UTC
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2018-01-06 at 8:45 PM UTC
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2018-01-06 at 8:47 PM UTC
Originally posted by FunnyGreenBirdOfFreedom thats a bad ass story my dude , i love how you had a woman push your car
omfg plot twist did you see the black people at landrys?? i would have ordered them a beer for helping push my BROKE ASS CAR
GOD BLESS YOU
Nah I haven't seen the blacks yet as I haven't gone to landrys yet, still waiting for my gf to comeover. Are you a functional retard by chance? -
2018-01-06 at 9:03 PM UTCwhatever happened to that retard hickie?
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2018-01-06 at 9:09 PM UTC
