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2024-05-11 at 12:10 AM UTC in A short poem I'm startingfMy ex had a dream about me
I'm guessing about this dick
Two butt cheeks and me
Call that a Bradley split
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2024-05-09 at 2:04 AM UTC in boner pillz
Originally posted by Kingoffrogs I thought you where a girl. Why would you need boner pills? Pretty SUS if you ask me…
Lots of girls buy boner pills in case the guy gets whiskey dick, it's more of a problem than you would think. I've had girls tell me their boyfriend can't keep it up so I wait until shes not looking and steal the entire supply of boner pills because fuck that cuck he ain't gonna need them
nobody will ever press you for stealing boner pills so girls with boyfriends are sometimes the best lickThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-05-08 at 8:18 PM UTC in Who Will Be Invited To My 21st Birthday So Far:why would you hurt me? I'm a nudist expressing myself at my friend's 21st birthday party.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-05-08 at 6:18 PM UTC in Super soup
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Carrots, red onions, mushrooms, green peppers, horse radish, peas, cauliflower, spinach, green olive, corn, green beans in a cream of mushroom base.
Topped with shaved mozzarella.
Took six minutes. Paired with an old acacado and a sweet espressoThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-05-08 at 3:42 PM UTC in Who Will Be Invited To My 21st Birthday So Far:I vote we all go to Poland for ur 21st and just beat the fuck out of wariat and cripple.him for.life and castrate himThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-05-08 at 7:05 AM UTC in Who Will Be Invited To My 21st Birthday So Far:
Originally posted by Warcry the only reason im not invited because me like wellhung fucks as an entity to humanity bitches for sport.
it's been brought up before
You're middle age and don't joke about fucking kids (which is super cringe but people do it) rather you really do this.
This would get you killed in both Prison and Outside of Prison. from Decent upstanding Fathers and Mother to the worse criminal minded dudes (outside of being found guilty of fucking kids) you find in Prisons. Like MC or Drug Cartel guys. because they too have kids.
You're not funny.
TOTSE/Zoklet type sites are full of degenerate people that are adorably cute in the degeneracy stages that spawn films like Animal House or Daze and Confused.
You.. You think somehow you're amusing people with harming children's growing period. You're the lowest.. maybe second only to child rape then murderers or child torturers. You have no sense of shame. you think people are laughing with you. you are just a sad middle aged guy. If you came towards my children I would nail you to a plank and cut you 1000 times with a rusty piece of metal and float you out to sea.
PLEASE FUCK THE HELL OFF!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-05-07 at 11:11 PM UTC in Who Will Be Invited To My 21st Birthday So Far:15 months is a little while away still, I have no idea what I may be doing by then and I believe I'm quite far from you but I'll do my best to be there, I appreciate the invite my dude, it sounds like a good time but damn that's a whole lot of crazy you are about to be having in one place 🤣The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-05-07 at 8:38 PM UTC in Who Will Be Invited To My 21st Birthday So Far:
Originally posted by Kinks All dudes huh lol
Bros before hoes.
Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Also maybe Roshambo, I'd like to talk to him a bit first and get to know him before pulling the trigger on inviting him.
He won't be able to make it but go ahead and invite him so he doesn't feel left out.
Originally posted by Kinks Where ?
https://www.schaumburgconventioncenter.com/
You'll need to reserve a room or hook up with MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING.
Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy You clearly forgot Candy and Blaster
both from your neck of the woods. I wont be traveling anywhere anytime soon. I'm broke and the fucking Government is taking back about 300 bucks of mine for Part A Part B Medical
Candy is not invited. That stupid ugly worthless cunt can stay in dumbbitchville. Besides, black people ruin everything.
Originally posted by Bill Krozby's Ghost He got out at midnight last night.
and he was never heard from again.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-05-06 at 10:41 PM UTC in thots on single mothers?you know when she wears yoga pants and gets on the bus with a stroller that she aint got no man for a ride and if you weren't also taking the bus she would be riding you instead (because she would probably fuck anyone with a car so her kids can get to school on time at this point am I right fellas)
And honestly there's nothing wrong with that. It's only "wrong" if you are a catholic that believes you can't actually get divorced except in rare circumstances and there is no such thing as a "single mother" just a world filled with broken families that need to return to christ and remember it's until DEATH do you partThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-05-06 at 10:23 PM UTC in thots on single mothers?99% of men aren't manly enough to enter a relationship with a single mother. Fonaplats is the exception
If you think you are "raising another mans cum" or that every time you kiss your wife you are kissing every penis she ever sucked than you are probably just a closet homosexual with a cum/penis fetish that always watches the "money shot" in porn scenesThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-05-06 at 11:45 AM UTC in IN Lannies abscense SG has turned into more of a dumping ground than HB or mongolvoid combinedThe entire site is the same exact subforum
It's a shitposting festivalThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-05-05 at 7:21 PM UTC in Kingoffrogs is probably the last user with the true "totse" spirit
Originally posted by Grimace I haven't been around since 2019, so forgive me if I am not up to par with the sociodynamics.
It seems to me, based purely on his thread titles alone, that Kingoffrogs is the only "real" totse-minded user left among us. He posts about getting fucked up on anything and everything. His nativity is intoxicating. Reminds me of the noobs on totse, looking for a way to get high for free.
Kingoffrogs, I don't know you, but I think you're probably a cool cat and I approve of your degeneracy.
Kingoffrogs seems like a stand up dude, I believe he told me we will smoke a blunt together one day and I'm holding him to that. You aight in my book homie.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-05-05 at 2:59 PM UTC in Kingoffrogs is probably the last user with the true "totse" spiritThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-05-05 at 1:46 PM UTC in Kingoffrogs is probably the last user with the true "totse" spiritThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-05-05 at 5:39 AM UTC in Kingoffrogs is probably the last user with the true "totse" spiritThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-05-04 at 6:51 PM UTC in Your Guy's Thoughts On Fireball "Whiskey"?I cannot call it whiskey
It is cinnamon syrup and some whiskey mixed in or whatever and thinking about it has got me bout to GAGThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-05-04 at 6:35 PM UTC in Your Guy's Thoughts On Fireball "Whiskey"?also don't say shots bro, it makes u seem like ur some fu fu ass faggot bartender whose gonna pull out the little stainless steel shot glass to do this right. Here in our family we use "parts" which is supposed to be a ratio but not really
1 part vodka
1 part tequila
4 parts OJ
4 pages lemonade
some lime if you got it
that's how you make a yellaThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-05-04 at 6:27 PM UTC in Your Guy's Thoughts On Fireball "Whiskey"?bro you're in Wisconsin, fuck new amsterdamn I only had to switch because they dind't have my favorite here
Get FLEISCHMAN's VODKA in the plastic jug (1.75) or the glass (1liter) it's red and white label it will cost like 13$ or 7$.
Go to the soda aisle of the store and get Jarritos Pineapple soda. Sold as "Pina" it's Yellow. Get 4 or 2 of the Liter bottles
YOu're gonna wanna do the ratio of 2 parts soda 1 part vodka in the biggest plastic cup u have. The big gulp plastic cups from the gas station work great!!!
Get 3 ice cubes in there too keep it classy, one time this bitch put actual pieces of pineapple in my drink, I loved it but u don't have to do that!!!!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-05-04 at 5:55 PM UTC in Your Guy's Thoughts On Fireball "Whiskey"?Fun fact in Miami aka Little Havana, it is universally called Diablito, which means little devilThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-05-04 at 12:39 AM UTC in Weird fact about me.I always knew watching pornography was "kinda" bad for you in the same way like smoking crack and drinking from the moment you wake up to the moment you go to bed is.
However having known Wariat for over a decade I have really come to understand the damage porn can do to someone.
This guy was like 20 years old and obviously retarded socially but well meaning (I think) in his pursuit of giving neckrubs to 10 yearolds at the water park. However by watching more and more extreme porn it's turned him into something more akin to a monster than a simple retard.
I noticed that since quitting pornography I have a more healthy attraction to other people, normal people turn me on more and I don't find myself yearning for more extreme stuff.
So Wariat you helped me not become a weirdo (more than I am) or a sex monster by curving me away from porn because you were able to show me what it does to someone and how badly it can destroy their mind until you crave watching old men get their ass eaten by children or girls making out with dogs while the dogs fuck them in order to get a boner.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
