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Posts by Chairman Takeshi Kaga

  1. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    War is cumming
  2. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT I couldn't post it at the time I was doin it but I just kilt a ground hog

    Nice work junior but I just bagged a space hog
  3. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Just got done squatting 600 pounds of your mom's pussy
  4. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    I would fuck meegan the stallone
  5. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Nile I was hoping this thread was going to be about nuclear explosions used as space craft propulsion.

    Nvm that's project orion.

    You'll ever see the zubrin nuclear saltwater engine
  6. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I like to show that's I guess kind of like this were they have to forge steel like knives and s*** anybody watch that show

    Forged in fire or some shit, it's not bad. But iron chef Japan #1
  7. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DontTellEm I ate a chicken chimichanga wit some sour cream & now I’m fucked. My stomach is hurting a lot. I only ate half too
    I know better

    You're becoming a chimichanga
  8. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley i like how attractive non whites have white lady hair

    unless they're asian

    OK

    White ladies don't own that hair, you just don't want to admit you like the way some niggers look
  9. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Unique Faggot Observation
  10. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost Ha! I made your brain interpret an invisible triangle.


    Doesn't work on AMOLED
  11. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    I love using the laundromat. I have an in home washer and dryer but I miss using the laundromat.
  12. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Answer the question, Pakistanimeister. Have you ever eaten bacon?

    Yeah I eat your mom's pussy daily
  13. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT and are you seriously eating a can of mixed veggies???

    U aint on food stamps girl

    Gay hand Luke^
  14. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein That reminds me off my favorite comedian…

    Imma watch this instead lol



    “I tried to be Muslim but I got caught with a ham sandwich” 😭

    “Hold on brother what kinda sandwich is that”?

    Lol!! 😂🤣 That's great!
  15. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Have you tasted bacon before?

    I ate your mom's pussy yeah
  16. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    The pig is an unclean animal and eating it gives one cancer of the ass however I wish you the best and bon appetit
  17. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    It's true. I am truly astounded by how above and beyond normal human capacity I am.
  18. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Well, can you step on the gas pedal a little harder next time?

    I redline it every time.
  19. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley Please don't ever kill yourself.

    Don't worry, I'm too pussy to kill myself. It's literally the source of my power. Every time I reach the point of killing myself, I do some crazy shit that could kill me because the worst that can happen is I'll die. That's how I got into motorsports. I now ride my Suzuki GSX whenever I feel like killing myself and go as fast as I want. Never been pulled over.
  20. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Idk I shower with Old Spice and Neem soap.

    The Saudi royal family are basically inbred jews, nobody accepts them as legitimate religious leaders of jack shit.
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