Posts by Chairman Takeshi Kaga

1. 2021-05-29 at 4:55 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
   

   Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Solstice I'm leaving for good. Fuck this place.

   
   I love you. Have a beautiful journey my nigga.
2. 2021-05-29 at 4:54 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   

   Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
   Oh man hungover as shit
   
   I got violently ill last night
   
   Can't stomach even water or pedialyte rn.
3. 2021-05-29 at 11:55 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   

   Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
   Threw up all over myself, my pillows, my bed etc
4. 2021-05-29 at 7:14 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready How do you build a rocket in stages that will build up enough speed to pull away from earths rotation and fly over Vinnies place?

   
   https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsiolkovsky_rocket_equation
5. 2021-05-29 at 7:04 AM UTC in Killing myself
   

   Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ How many times has Captain FailFaggot died so far?

   
   Officially, like 6
6. 2021-05-29 at 6:56 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   

   Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ We've had hundreds and hundreds of unique characters come through this community over the decades. Most had a unique gimmick, too.

   
   You are not one of either. Your unique gimmick is being really gay.
7. 2021-05-29 at 6:53 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   

   Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Wariat dont you miss em?

   
   I genuinely miss and love Hamp
8. 2021-05-29 at 6:51 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
   Chgayir
9. 2021-05-29 at 1:15 AM UTC in If you had a false memory how would you know?
   

   Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Psychomanthis burnt down a house as a child with a girl in, and then he repressed the memory.

   
   True, he's a fucking child molesting arsonist faggot cuck nigger motherfucker.
10. 2021-05-29 at 12:19 AM UTC in Killing myself
    

    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Just kidding faggot
11. 2021-05-29 at 12:11 AM UTC in If you had a false memory how would you know?
    

    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny onky to your neanderthalian mind.

    
    That only makes sense in the mind of mongo
12. 2021-05-28 at 9:44 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    

    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Corvette Stinggay
13. 2021-05-28 at 9:43 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Cardio is what you do before lifting weights. One is for endurence training and one is for building muscle tone
    
    Theyre two different mechanism the body requires. Guys who lift weights and dont bike or run can damage their hearts. The heart is a muscle too. Needs to be worked out with Cardio

    
    I do heartcep curls
14. 2021-05-28 at 5:19 PM UTC in If you had a false memory how would you know?
    

    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    The faintest ink is better than the strongest memory - ancient Chinaman saying
15. 2021-05-28 at 4:35 PM UTC in I hate milfs
    

    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Unsubscribed
16. 2021-05-28 at 4:35 PM UTC in If you had a false memory how would you know?
    

    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny only appllies to neanderthals.

    
    No but mongoloids are also afflicted by lack of self awareness apparently
17. 2021-05-28 at 9:46 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    I harvested some cherry tomatoes yesterday and made my GF and I a small charcuterie board. This Gouda is a remnant, left over from a story of love.
18. 2021-05-28 at 9:45 AM UTC in If you had a false memory how would you know?
    

    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Phallus memories
19. 2021-05-28 at 9:39 AM UTC in If you had a false memory how would you know?
    

    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    There's no such thing as a veridical memory.
20. 2021-05-28 at 9:36 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut

    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked drinking vodka in bed and eating cheese

    
    Yo my nigga I'm eating night cheese too. Boars head smoked gouda. You?