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Posts by Chairman Takeshi Kaga

  1. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    To be clear I'm tripping balls right now and that was insane on my phone
  2. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra

    Wow
  3. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked She prolly thought “damn thats a fucked up looking butthole. is it his butthole? Thats fucked up.”

    Looks like my cat's buttho
  4. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked She prolly thought “damn thats a fucked up looking butthole. is it his butthole? Thats fucked up.”

    The Chocolatey Way
  5. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Yeah I have heard that term. Egg on my own face. which clearly is probably a sick perverted faggy ass double entendre.

    However I take it in the platatude term-form of the phrase "egg in your face" and see it as if whatever I have been saying will backfire on me because I have been staying social and not "Fearing away" from the fact this iteration is linked to the mainstream narrative that a pre warning to 9/11 occured. Most people on Totse I was friendly with. Not personal friend but friendly. I tried to be friendly to Jeff after laughing and mocking him with "LIke never work in this town again" like they say in Hollywood. and he said "Try me" and he ended up writing that application tracker to weed out the undesirables in the work force to be a loophole in a law that would normally be seen as a bias or racist or agist, etc. a way to loophole an existing law as a search finder for the "best applicant"

    You are psychologically unwell
  6. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    EGG
  7. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    I showed her this image and tried to tell her what it was about.



    She went "mmmmHMMMMMM?" Like a dumb bitch ass cunt whore faggot bigger retarded basic bitch whore
  8. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Thanks bro.

    Nigger^
  9. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I LOVE EGG

    Egg to meet you
  10. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Unsubscribed
  11. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

    Mongoloid brain^
  12. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ↑ neanderthal brain

    Faggot brain^
  13. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie Assuming the viewpoint of someone you might not necessarily agree with and arguing from their perspective is a sign of intelligence IMHO.

    You have pedophile retard brain
  14. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Then she still needs water, retard
  15. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Nigger
  16. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala Well if they’ve got lemonade they don’t need your water.

    There's water in the lemonade, boom roasted
  17. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Disagree. I believe we are absolutely fascinating creatures that literally have the power to blow up the entire world but we don’t because of god? Or something like that?

    Also we make really cool ass shit. Wouldn’t it be awesome to be an alien flying around in ur spaceship and one day ur bored and ur like oh shit let’s go check out those human things on earth cuz last time we wiz there they was str8 wiillin out making nuclear shit and killin helllllla people

    But in reality there’s multiple races engaged in a multidimensional war that’s lasted like a bagzillion years and they have infiltrated the highest forms of government on the land in order to steer humans into one side or the other for their galactic war.

    Death is only a transformation.

    You must be enlightened to make it past the Saturn moon matrix.

    This makes no sense^
  18. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yes very gay indeed. If you're afraid of people seeing your posts…don't post it.

    Homo assumption^

    Some people just want to feed the mad god
  19. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    You know aliens wouldn't really want much from Earth. There are way more resources, water etc floating around out there.

    But what they might genuinely want is gene samples and... Wood. Did something like nice rich mahogany evolve independently out there? Maybe but good luck locating it specifically.

    They wouldn't stick around for it though, they would collect seed and soil samples and probably genetically engineer it to farm for themselves. Soil is kind of hard to recreate because it's actually a pretty complex thing in how it related to plant health, e.g. there are mycorrhizal fungi in the soil that plants have a symbiotic relationship with. You can also culture these but there's no easy way to just take something way out of the biosphere it was evolved for and have it thrive, you will need to build an ecosystem for them.
  20. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I agree. But if we lose all seeds we can just smoke syncans

    Wait, how are syncans made? Can you synthesize regular THC without plants?
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