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  1. Lol
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  2. Just kidding Lanny I love you and respect you and I would suck yours AND frala's cock if it ever came down to it.
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  3. Originally posted by Sudo I've been through a couple of those too and are a draining ordeal until they're over then you're left feeling a little bit emptier and you're not sure why.





    Why would you say that in a thread about how my biological son has massive balls? Where do you think he got them from? I've got good sized balls and have only taken steroids a few times.

    What did you think of the babies balls when you were changing the diaper of hydro baby? That's gotta be a Lil weird, wondering if you're looking at the business of someone else's child.

    1. This is your second child (after abandoning the first) so you should know by now that an infant's genitals and eyes are disproportionately large and become smaller by ratio as they develop into an adult.

    2. Baby genitals are still small. That you think they are large leads me to believe he got his genetics from his mother's side. They only appear large because your testicles are small. I don't believe you have 'good sized balls' and will need photographic evidence. Plus your girl probably cheats on you.

    3. I didn't think of baby balls, you sick fuck. That's not the only baby I've changed. I change baby diapers when baby's need changing diapers because I am a good person who people entrust with their children. I love kids in a non-gay way. You love kids in a gay way, because here you are making threads about baby balls, you sick fuck. I have seen baby vagina and this is the only time I've ever expressed that thought to another human being, because those are the type of thoughts that decent people repress.

    4. Stop posting in this thread. Every time you post it just re-affirms to me the fact that you are obsessed with infant testicles and prone to molesting your sweet innocent boy, who has NEVER thought about YOUR testicles.

    5. Sick fuck.
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  4. Originally posted by Sudo Stop writing so much about my child's balls you fucking weirdo. My first child I didn't know I had til she was over a year old and have fought to be in her life ever since. She is ready more of a man than you are

    Here you are, yet again, posting about your son's balls.

    Fought? What have you done besides be a little bitch?
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  5. Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga Even though I am vaccinated and literally nobody in Florida is enforcing mask usage… I still wear a KN-95 mask going anywhere because motherfuck you people and your rotten mouth-ass exhalations, regardless of coronavirus.

    Everyone intellectually learns about pathogens spreading through the air but this pandemic really hammered that nail home for me: the constant presence of other people's repulsive, germ filled breath. It feels like I've become aware of a new dimension that already existed in our reality. Anywhere crowded is a swamp.

    Due to vaping and smoking, and videos of people testing masks with vapes to demonstrate their function and effectiveness, I've formed a decent mental model of how people's breath spreads, what the "throw" of someone's breath will typically be etc.

    So now I'm just constantly aware of other people's noses and mouths if they are visible, where they are pointing, what they are doing. Even if they are masked, I imagine their breaths forming small up-backward jets from the gaps of their mask, bouncing off their face and forming a diffusing cloud around them, like a curved cone, some of it being enhancemented through their cloth mask and falling in front of them. Just a random invisible firestorm of bullshit collected from all over the city.

    Fuck you, I'm wearing a quality mask that can keep your kaafir air out of my lungs.

    It's disgusting. Your breath shoots across the room and splashes off walls. You're basically inhaling a fog whenever you're around other people. Vaping/smoking is a good visualization.
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  6. Originally posted by WellHung ^^^fat pig.
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  7. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Many many, many..years ago My friend Eddie and I used to grow tomatoes on the top floor of the building we managed Back in Manchester UK, as there were skylights in the roof and the perfect place for growing tomatoes.

    We had the plants in growbags below the skylights and tied up with string and frames.

    On that floor we also kept various equipment etc and also used it as a temporary garage for working on our motorcycles (which we got up there in the goods lift).

    Anyway, Eddie had bought a new Kawasaki KE 125 junker and was rebuilding it up there…this will be relevant shortly.

    When the tomatoes were ripe and ready to scoff I said to Edward, "Hey, I'm gonna go get some tomatoes, you want some? innit?

    No he said.

    I went and got 6 or 8 plump juice tomatoes and sat there scoffing them while he watched…I said to him

    "Wow, these are so plump and juicey and sweet, I'll never buy store bought tomatoes again"

    After I finished eating them and had a satisfied look on my face and a belly full of natures bounty Eddie said while laughing

    "You know I've been pissing in those grow bags while I've been up there working on my KE right, that's why they taste so sweet"

    Disgusting pig. I went up there and destroyed the remaining plants and for years could not eat home grown tomatoes.

    So, long story short…NO, pissing on your plants does not make them taste sour.

    who the fuck eats half a dozen tomatoes in one sitting?

    Every time you mention food you're always eating way too much of it.
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  8. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Thank goodness…we don't need none of that fancy lad faggotry going on here.

    Yeah and you don't need any electricity in Texas either lmao
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  9. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Mine was white with text that said something like "I got the vaccine" or some shit…looked like something a kid knocked together at school. Quite disappointing.

    I assume different areas have better stickers…I'm sure California has a rainbow one or some shit.

    Not a lot of creatives in Texshit
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  10. Originally posted by Donald Trump Healthy at any size, motherfucker.

    Typical right wing delusion lol
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  11. Originally posted by Donald Trump I was fucked up for 2 days after getting a pfizer shot this week. Flu like symptoms, unable to concentrate, very sore arm. I never had any problems with any vaccine before. It's nasty shit, and I'm not at all afraid of corona because I have a good immune system and am not a massive pussy. But they may want to see vaccination cards before they let you do all sorts of things in future, so may as well grab it while it's going.

    First shot? I hear a strong first reaction is a sign you already had the rona. 30% chance you now have long term damage.

    Also lol @ healthy immune system. You said you were 300lbs... Not very healthy.
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  12. I got the moderna and had weird slightly heavy breathing for like the first 5hrs on both doses. I may be very slightly allergic but I don't really care.

    Nothing but a sore arm on the first dose. Second dose I got yesterday and have some chills from. Pretty mild.

    Definitely worth it to not get COVID. I took all the necessary precautions and now I don't have to worry about it much. Have a flight soonish and its gonna be great.
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  13. Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol. U & §m£ÂgØL need a thread. 😝

    Lol. U need to shut the fuck up.
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  14. you get free wifi with the microchip too, pretty awesome.
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  15. Originally posted by Bradley A very old man, he likely has a wife who appears about half his age (early 50s) but is in fact almost as old as he is.

    How do you know he isn't a womens?
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  16. Originally posted by stl1 Imagine being a U.S. President and not actually putting America first.

    Reminder that Biden had to create a vaccine distribution plan from scratch because the Trump admin DIDN'T HAVE ONE.
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  17. He's cuter than you by a long shot. Like an alcoholic goat or something. You look like an antique Mr. potato head from the 1950s when they still used real potatoes

    Fucking rotten
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  18. You need money to hunt someone down
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  19. Originally posted by Bradley But I told her that's cool because I don't have sex with women, only other men.

    Lol did you really
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  20. Originally posted by Robert Mugabe Octavian race

    demi-god sex guru
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