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Poll: What will you do with this information?

  • Sell it to benny vindar
    0%
  • Write it on a piece of paper and put it in a time capsule?
    0%
  • Repress it and drink
    85.7%
  • Consult with Elon musk to create a synthetic version of my son's testicles to plate armored vehicles with
    0%
  • Write a song about it, have the video directed by Cole bennet
    14.3%
  • Bow down
    0%
  • Kill gollum
    0%

My son has inordinately large testicles

  1. #21
    Ghost Black Hole
    blf
  2. #22
    Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by WellHung It would suck to have an 8 inch dick, but have grapes for testes.

    It doesn't for me.
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  3. #23
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    AC/DC!!
    Big Balls.
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  4. #24
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    This thread is dusturbing.
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  5. #25
    Sounds like The Mumps.

    Careful with that it can render a dude sterile. I had it when I was a young-fella-me-lad though my swimmers later proved themselves still to be active.
  6. #26
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Sounds like The Mumps.

    Careful with that it can render a dude sterile. I had it when I was a young-fella-me-lad though my swimmers later proved themselves still to be active.

    I thought you didn't have any kids, I guess that means it resulted in an abortion or miscarriage

    Also if it wasn't obvious, I didn't mean to make this a poll, I just accidentally clicked the box and went with it after realizing what I'd done
  7. #27
    Originally posted by Sudo I thought you didn't have any kids, I guess that means it resulted in an abortion or miscarriage

    Also if it wasn't obvious, I didn't mean to make this a poll, I just accidentally clicked the box and went with it after realizing what I'd done

    Abortion(s) yes.
  8. #28
    Deanna Troi Tuskegee Airman
    op has small testes haha
  9. #29
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Abortion(s) yes.

    I've been through a couple of those too and are a draining ordeal until they're over then you're left feeling a little bit emptier and you're not sure why.



    Originally posted by Deanna Troi op has small testes haha

    Why would you say that in a thread about how my biological son has massive balls? Where do you think he got them from? I've got good sized balls and have only taken steroids a few times.

    What did you think of the babies balls when you were changing the diaper of hydro baby? That's gotta be a Lil weird, wondering if you're looking at the business of someone else's child.
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  10. #30
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Weird flex for sure, but alright.
  11. #31
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    How many PMs have you gotten from the pedos on here requesting pics of Jr.'s scrotum?
  12. #32
    Originally posted by Sudo I've been through a couple of those too and are a draining ordeal until they're over then you're left feeling a little bit emptier and you're not sure why.





    Why would you say that in a thread about how my biological son has massive balls? Where do you think he got them from? I've got good sized balls and have only taken steroids a few times.

    What did you think of the babies balls when you were changing the diaper of hydro baby? That's gotta be a Lil weird, wondering if you're looking at the business of someone else's child.

    1. This is your second child (after abandoning the first) so you should know by now that an infant's genitals and eyes are disproportionately large and become smaller by ratio as they develop into an adult.

    2. Baby genitals are still small. That you think they are large leads me to believe he got his genetics from his mother's side. They only appear large because your testicles are small. I don't believe you have 'good sized balls' and will need photographic evidence. Plus your girl probably cheats on you.

    3. I didn't think of baby balls, you sick fuck. That's not the only baby I've changed. I change baby diapers when baby's need changing diapers because I am a good person who people entrust with their children. I love kids in a non-gay way. You love kids in a gay way, because here you are making threads about baby balls, you sick fuck. I have seen baby vagina and this is the only time I've ever expressed that thought to another human being, because those are the type of thoughts that decent people repress.

    4. Stop posting in this thread. Every time you post it just re-affirms to me the fact that you are obsessed with infant testicles and prone to molesting your sweet innocent boy, who has NEVER thought about YOUR testicles.

    5. Sick fuck.
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  13. #33
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Worf, son of Mogh 1. This is your second child (after abandoning the first) so you should know by now that an infant's genitals and eyes are disproportionately large and become smaller by ratio as they develop into an adult.

    2. Baby genitals are still small. That you think they are large leads me to believe he got his genetics from his mother's side. They only appear large because your testicles are small. I don't believe you have 'good sized balls' and will need photographic evidence. Plus your girl probably cheats on you.

    3. I didn't think of baby balls, you sick fuck. That's not the only baby I've changed. I change baby diapers when baby's need changing diapers because I am a good person who people entrust with their children. I love kids in a non-gay way. You love kids in a gay way, because here you are making threads about baby balls, you sick fuck. I have seen baby vagina and this is the only time I've ever expressed that thought to another human being, because those are the type of thoughts that decent people repress.

    4. Stop posting in this thread. Every time you post it just re-affirms to me the fact that you are obsessed with infant testicles and prone to molesting your sweet innocent boy, who has NEVER thought about YOUR testicles.

    5. Sick fuck.

    Stop writing so much about my child's balls you fucking weirdo. My first child I didn't know I had til she was over a year old and have fought to be in her life ever since. She is ready more of a man than you are
  14. #34
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Worf, son of Mogh 1. This is your second child (after abandoning the first) so you should know by now that an infant's genitals and eyes are disproportionately large and become smaller by ratio as they develop into an adult.

    2. Baby genitals are still small. That you think they are large leads me to believe he got his genetics from his mother's side. They only appear large because your testicles are small. I don't believe you have 'good sized balls' and will need photographic evidence. Plus your girl probably cheats on you.

    3. I didn't think of baby balls, you sick fuck. That's not the only baby I've changed. I change baby diapers when baby's need changing diapers because I am a good person who people entrust with their children. I love kids in a non-gay way. You love kids in a gay way, because here you are making threads about baby balls, you sick fuck. I have seen baby vagina and this is the only time I've ever expressed that thought to another human being, because those are the type of thoughts that decent people repress.

    4. Stop posting in this thread. Every time you post it just re-affirms to me the fact that you are obsessed with infant testicles and prone to molesting your sweet innocent boy, who has NEVER thought about YOUR testicles.

    5. Sick fuck.

    worf is a nonce
  15. #35
    Originally posted by Sudo Stop writing so much about my child's balls you fucking weirdo. My first child I didn't know I had til she was over a year old and have fought to be in her life ever since. She is ready more of a man than you are

    Here you are, yet again, posting about your son's balls.

    Fought? What have you done besides be a little bitch?
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  16. #36
    Bradley Black Hole
    I'm proud whenever my male animals in my breedery demeonstrate huge testicles, excessive masculinity, or cum on the backs of other animals (wheen they reject seexual advances)

    this is noo different

    cuck
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