I was told repeatedly by an anonymous user on this site that they want me to come live with them and take their tranny booty but their jealous boyfriend is worried the sex will be so great, that he will receive a 30 day eviction notice.
what a fucked up world
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So I go to walmart not to steal, like to get good deals and some lemons. I drink lemon water.
So I'm in the back, puttzin with stuff, Maybe I did have my shirt up and maybe there was some product goin some dodgey places
i was finna purchase that! But not when you makin me all uncomfortable and shit watchin me steal and what not.
ABORT MISSION. Mind you I'm drunk as shit, i'm still a little drunk.
So I'm walkin out, and I'm in a like a racing jacket IDK what you call them. I bought it for my boy whose a mechanic, it's dale earnhardt or his dad or some shit. Anyway, point being it's a tight fitting jacket and I was free ballin eqiuvalent of a shirt.
I'm walkin out, and this kid grabs me by my left arm. Now when I say kid, this boy looks about 16. I grab his arm with my left hand, and use my left hand on his bicep and say "What the fuck you grabbin me for"
We walk up he's sputtering his words. I got a fuckin death grip on his bicwep, squeezing like it getting milked, i'm making him explain tot he CSM that he grabbed me.
We're callin the cops.
We're lockin shit down.
We're shuttin shit up.
He said somethings under my shirt. Now I"m in the front of walmart at 8pm on a friday, half naked, demanding to know what's under my shirt that he stopped me and grabbed me.
Tried calling walmart, was told "Shelly" who doesn't know her last name, doesn't know what her position ("ARe you sure ma'am? Walmart.com said to call and get your name and position, but you don't have a last name or a job title?") simultaneously my attornies callin and shit.
So basically shelly who doesn't havea last name, doesn't know who her manager is, doesn't know when the manager works there, and doesn't know whot he young man who grabbed me is.
*half way through*
"Bitch I told you this shits all recorded, can you stop tripping over your own words, please? You're not making sense."
Then I drove to target.
God Bless my dead.
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Originally posted by mmQ
Mine were 25 as I'm known to be a high roller in my community. Also from walmart. I wore them to Alaska. I like clipper ships.
I'm more of a container ship blocking the Suez Canal kind of guy myself.
"Captain we're stuck"
"Quick turn it sidewyze, if we are stuck everyone is"
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