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  1. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by WellHung The longer they keep u, the more damage they can do to ur vehicle.

    what is that supposed to mean?
  2. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Sophie An appointment was made on my behalf, one they weren't going to let me miss.

    I hope they didn't just throw you away in the garbage but collect all of those parts and make dog food or pig feed out of it.
  3. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    What if suddenly this happened all over the world. In big cities? Surprised SyFy channel hasnt made a B film about this yet
  4. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Hundreds of meters deep. So basicly the debth that the empire state building is tall?
  5. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Sophie I felt bad for this girl at the executioner's office today. I had to go get hung drawn and quartered and they hung me and nothing really happened, well i got a little light headed as i hung there. So they cut me loose and dragged me over the floor hither and fro. Fore and aft, port to starboard if we're using nautical terms. So i am feeling a little woozy by then but i am still having a good time, so then they chop my legs off and i'm not dead i feel great but this girl there,i think it's her job to pronounce me dead or something just looked at me in horror. So you know i start making faces at her to lighten the mood a little and it's not like i can say anything because by this point they had severed my head from my body and i remember the last thing i saw was this girl hurling all over the shop as i'm just kind of looking at her googly eyed. I really felt bad for her, i still do, but whatcha gonna do? I'm here with you guys now, in hell.

    But did you make an appointment first or did you have to wait?
  6. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by POLECAT thats lefty math nigger,, 100 ounces is 100 divided by 16 = 6.25 lbs

    Cool. So I was close
  7. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by G Motivated

    Finna put in a dawn cardio session then pick up my Heli license @ 9 am EST , like a boss.

    Cool, flying road trip. We can all pitch in for fuel
  8. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Wren seems that be a catering place but it had a big sign on the side of Interstate 80 while I was stuck in traffic, I got excited and tried to take a photo but traffic suddenly moved. Also I guess its a type of Bird and also a brand of handle bars.

    Do your u guys like board games?
  9. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    I love how this site shows racism isnt just a white mans disease.


    If we could only get Biden and Nancy Pelosi and Antifa leaders to join in the chaos and prove its a universal problem. I cant wait for space aliens to show up and call each other racist shit. How fun would that be. That would be a party.
  10. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by mmQ I have heard of the towel of babel yes its where they had languages and they were all like what are you talking about Willis? Everyone got confused and the tower fell over and then Jesus christ had to come in and be like uhhh just talk Latin thats the language my dad made fine ill just get crucified and then whatever

    Wow. Almost, but got a bit frayed at the ending
  11. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Solstice This. Every doctor I've seen is usually a condescending prick who acts like you're a cretin and they're doing you a favor by seeing you, or like they're the only option in town for doctors so you have to just put up with their shit and take it.

    I have had maybe 2 Docs like this in 50 Plus years

    Most of my doctors are good people.
  12. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 I hear a whole lot of talking and not a lot of something. What is missing here . Have you heard of the tower of Babel

    Yes. It was in what is now Modern day Iraq. And the thing collapsed. Because people conspired to kill God by reaching the heavens

    So God laughed, destroyed it and forced people to speak different languages.

    There is the base of a tower in Iraq that looks to be what is left of it

    Why did you bring the his up? conspiaring much against the good Lord? (Scoots to the right; away a bit)
  13. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Wentworth?
  14. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Whalesperm?
  15. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Does flow stand for fixed levels of womp?
  16. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Im sorry.were we talking about the same thing?
  17. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by mmQ you me and Luigi and Penny and G and Casper should make a raft and sail from the tenderloin to Hawaii and have a taco meal together

    Only if we make a Polynesian style paddle boat out of plastic jugs and other ocean polution stuff
  18. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Stop causing me more stress
  19. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    The thing is yes he was your typical modern day affemenate male, however the nurse who said this was corrected moments afterwards and Had he just sat back down i would not have been next.

    But i saw it as a staged event, white rat powder in my car vent.

    Plus a parking ticket for thinking i would be out sooner. Theyre usually 55 bucks and 15 processing fee
  20. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by mmQ thank you for not using swear words 🙏 I have little neices reading this forum now I told them its a holesome place to gain life perspective not that any of us know what those words mean.

    Sorry to but in but mom was asking where you put her anal lube at.
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