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  1. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Good idea. I've been meaning to do this. I've heard for real kefir you need to find the actual live kefir grains. Apparently the dried product lacks the ability to properly reproduce itself.

    All I did was pour a cup into an almost full jug of milk like I saw in a video. I will tell you how it goes.

    Same with the kombucha. All these people talk about buying the scoby but you can just pour some of kombucha from the store in a cup and cover it and it will turn into a scoby. Then you just make some sweet tea and toss it in there and do it over again. I think people make things unnecessarily complicated a lot of times.
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  2. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    I like to make jokes about Lindsey Zywiciel but lately I've been sperging like her about probiotic foods watching Dr Berg.

    I've been feementing kombucha, and now I'm going to start doing my own kefir. It's the same idea with kombucha. You mix the cultures in with milk like you do with the kombucha with tea and water but the kefir only has to ferment for like a day.

    It's pretty expensive and I'm going to making gallons of it. I think it's supposed to increase testosterone? I know my balls get huge when I'm drinking it but it could be a number of things that I'm doing at the same time.

    Oh and sauerkraut.
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    I feel like most women will say this about their ex.

    I'm self-aware enough to say generally it does fit me. I never felt empathy for other people until I had kids. But having kids let me relate to other people more. Before that I had to relate to them in some other way to care about them.

    However I don't even think most people are capable of this or worthy of being called a narcissist. Especially people who call me this. If I'm a narcissist it makes them psychopaths. I'm at least capable of real empathy and guilt. Whereas I don't think a lot of people are. Maybe most people. I feel like maybe I'm too good of a person for feeling what I do.
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    This is actually depressing when I think about it.
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    I saw Kafka saying she wouldn't talk about sex with Donald Trump. I don't see how she got that from the book club.

    But a trick I learned, not only to get women I just met talking about sex but getting women on dating apps that I haven't met to not only reply but immediately talk about sex.

    I will usually begin with trolling and saying I'm into pee. But I will make it like I'm vulnerable or embarrassed about it. Usually them peeing on me but I switch it up sometimes. It doesn't have to be pee it could be anything. But it's funny because I start out trolling them about it but the more we talk about it I actually start getting turned on. If this becomes a more common tactic you may have to try scat. It's been a while since I've done this. Idk how the dating scene has (d)evolved. But this works 100% better than spamming dick pics.
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  6. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dirtbag I think he'd care about me more than grandkids and want me to have a happy and stress-free life without them.

    No, from how you describe him he's probably just too much of a pussy to tell you. I'm sure he would like you to continue his bloodline.

    I would like to live with my daughter and grandkids. That would be nice.
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  7. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dirtbag The first time I met him and GG I said several times I didn't want my photo taken. GG looked through my photo album without permission and showed it to Donald, then later when I was drunk she took a photo of me. Donald kept offering to drive me home. I don't want anyone from nis to know where I live so I declined. Later he said he'd been imagining me and GG having sex.

    Next it was Donald offering to drive me home from airports. It just felt like he was trying to get me into his car or find out where I live because he brought it up so many times, offering to pick me up from home, drive me home or drive somewhere.

    Then there was Greece. Donald said I had one night to buy the tickets and that he'd buy them for me. It was the pressure. Asking for my name and email address like it was nothing. I didn't end up going and am glad. I saw Fona's comments to him demanding that he have a baby with me and mentioning me possibly wearing a sailor moon costume on the trip. He had also wanted me to stay in the same apartment as him and GG.

    About a week later I met him again and it was just him. GG wasn't there this time. In a pub he said he'd had a mental health assessment in the past. I never suspected he was insane but now have to take that into account. We went axe throwing. He asked if he could take a video of me and I said no, but he did anyway and had the camera in my face when I walked up to him to give him the axe. He knew I couldn't cause a scene with the instructor being there.

    Since then I've told him to fuck off a few times and he still contacts me. Says we should all meet up after I've said I'm not meeting him again. He said he would bring Bradley here so he could romance me and he knows I hate Bradley and don't want him to know where I live. I don't want to go outside now in case he spots me and follows me home. Then there's other uncomfortable things like making a book club for the smut book I said I was reading. I suspect it was to get me to engage in sexual discussion with him. Just now he messaged me asking me to join Bradley's Telegram. I didn't want to make this post but enough is enough because now I have to worry about someone who could be insane stalking me irl.

    I'm glad you're safe!
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  8. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    I don't believe in fate but I 100% believe I've had the universe or whatever trying to tell me things before so if anything I take things as a warning. For Aldra I would say it's a warning about hesitation once you commit to doing something and against self-sacrifice.
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  9. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Ask me something about a specific aspect of your life and I will give you a tarot card and my interpretation. (It's probably going to be death if I don't like you but you can take your chances.)

    I may cut the deck and draw the top three. It's up to you.
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  10. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ner vegas I had a (likely insane) 'Indian Astrologer' approach me in the street a few weeks ago, and one thing he told me was that 'things would be very different in August'.

    please elaborate

    Istg...I shuffled until one popped out and it was the hanged man again. I cut the deck and 8 of swords was on top 👀 these are your cards. One that almost popped out was the four of wands which is the two females looking like they're getting married or celebrating something that might be relevant. I would be looking out if I was you though.
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  11. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ner vegas I had a (likely insane) 'Indian Astrologer' approach me in the street a few weeks ago, and one thing he told me was that 'things would be very different in August'.

    please elaborate

    I went ahead and did your death before I came on here. I cut it first and flipped over 3. first was 8 of swords. So indecision. It's a woman bound and blindfolded surrounded by 8 swords. The second was 9 of wands I flipped over upside down so I take it to be reversed. It's interesting because it is a similar picture to the first card:

    https://sacred-texts.com/tarot/pkt/pktwa09.htm

    Unsuccessful defense?

    Then queen of pentacles upside down:
    https://sacred-texts.com/tarot/pkt/pktpequ.htm

    Then I shuffled them around and two popped out. The hanged man and 6 of pentacles. Both are about generosity and I think martyrdom. So maybe generosity could be your undoing. It's crazy because the cards I get almost always seem like they could relate to whatever I'm thinking of.

    I'll do the astrolger too. I'll try to do just one card maybe to give a hint.
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  12. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump My current relationship with the Ukrainian girl and how/if it ends.

    Thanks Madame Cowboy.

    Lol I got the hermit first. That's supposed to be like being away from people studying something. I tried for another one and got the knight of cups.

    https://sacred-texts.com/tarot/pkt/pktcukn.htm

    The high priestess came out too but not like the other ones so idk if I wanted to count it. I didn't just want to leave you at hermit though. It's not supposed to be bad though.
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  13. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Yesterday Tacho made some video about A Bronx Tale. I didn't watch that retarded shit but Candace is always posting gifs of it. They're also both black.
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  14. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Our elections don't matter enough to rig them.

    Or vote for that matter.
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    Stella Assange his alleged wife was comparing him to Navalny when Navalny got freedom'd when Assange is the anti-Navalny. He has been persecuted for exposing the crimes of the same people who financed Navalny. Which made me wonder if he actually married this bitch. And who's fucking kids are those. They did some special about the wedding but I don't think anyone has heard from him in years.

    I'll believe what he says once he's safely in North Korea and able to freely speak his mind.
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  16. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Here is some footage of my favorite Tag Team wrestling team "THE DETRACTORS"



    ANd if you don't like them and don't think they will make the WWE then go ahead and post your mailing address so I can mail you a spoon to EAT SHIT OUT OF THEIR ASS!!!! EAT IT!!!! 🥄

    Professional wrestling isn't a sport you fucktard.
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  17. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Jon Stewart one of God's chosen shitlibs said this like not as a joke.

    He was talking about Tucker Carlson going to Russia and talking about how clean the subways were. And Jon Stewart unironically said that the urine was the smell of teh freedumbz.

    He's fallen a long way from his heyday in the 2000s when he could just play Dubya sound bites and make funny faces and showing how silly he sounded carrying out his genocide in Iraq. Obama really freedom'd his career like so many Afghani weddings.
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    When I was in elementary school we played this game with a soccer ball.

    But it was like a mix of soccer, football, hockey and a race war.

    Every day it was blacks vs whites and we would sometimes kick the ball but would also pick it up, run people over, fight daily and afterwards both sides would always say they won. There was strategy involved because we only ran it, tackled and fought when the teachers weren't paying attention.
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  19. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MEGA MOLE Also the dial markings are now used as an aesthetic choice but back in the day they were supposed to be for diving watches, e.g. to use as a dive timer, especially the rotating bezels. So like you could rotate the bezel so the arrow points at the current time, then the minute hand will tell you exactly how many minutes have elapsed along the marked bezel. So say you have a 20 minute oxygen tank, you can mark and time 10 minutes exactly rather than remembering "I went in at 10:33, now it's 10:47, 47-33=14 minutes I've been under".

    They're still good to glow in the dark and I use a rotating bezel to time shit all the time. That part is definitely 100% more convenient than a phone alarm.
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  20. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    *It was more taboo back then

    *bush

    *It just seemed dirtier with the colors of all the furniture and stuff.

    *women weren't all tattooed like prison inmates

    (Ig the last three can apply to all porn).



    https://jjgirls.com/photo/rodox/retro-interracial/black-retro-lady-loves-cock/
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