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  1. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Um microsoft paint nigga..

    Who tf is on a computer
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    It would be nice to have a job putting down cats and dogs at the pound. Just to see the reaction of mayo women. I may just start telling them that anyway.
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  3. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Find where they're laying eggs and give no quarter.

    I had them once and they just kept coming. I moved my refrigerator one day and found where they were breeding. It was a holocaust. Idk why under the refrigerator but I think it's usually that or the dishwasher for some reason.
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  4. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    For their times?

    RuneScape
    San Andreas
    New Vegas
    Far Cry 3
    Idk fuck your mom...or that Mario game on Nintendo
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    Prolly not right? I was thinking of framing it idk
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  6. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein I make the choices ..I choose who I want to be with ..anyone who has had the pleasure of loving me …will always love me …

    So you wear the pants in the relationship?

    Butts a good man though...
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  7. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Happy Monday Everyone 🥰


    I love Chucky memes. I feel like we're kindred spirits.
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    What do you think? I'm trying to find Mexican music that isn't that polka shit...or Spanish music in general that sounds good.
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    Somebody has to post stuff like this since Candace is too busy having great meth-sex with her new beau.
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    I'm making Mexican pork chops with a side of Mexican sauerkraut for the probiotics.

    And that's Adobo I got from an authentic Mexican store where nobody spoke English.
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  11. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Not exclusively bitches, but if I tell you I dreamed about you it's a good idea to be extra nice for at least a day or two.
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  12. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    I was looking at a Hardees commercial and it got me thinking about how good their biscuits are. I don't think it's biscuits so much as them using a lot of salted butter on the outside somehow.

    I make pretty good buttermilk biscuits by mixing lard, self rising flour and buttermilk. I should probably melt the lard, mix it and let it cool. My grandma taught me with crisco but I tried lard for some reason and it tastes a little like pizza hut deep dish crusts to use goyslop as a reference.
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  13. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    I was listening to some podcast a couple years ago. I forget which one.

    But they were talking about a haunted house in Savannah called the Sorrel Weed house and they played this EVP that sounded like a porno that was supposed to be the slave Molly's screams of horror as she was being SA'd. Some comments pointed out they weren't screams of horror but I can't find it now
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    Somebody had to say it
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    Cunt
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    Let this be a lesson though. You thought black people were unintelligent but you were outwitted by one who is enjoying your broccoli stuffed chicken breasts.
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    I would rather dress like a Mexican cartel member in fancy Western wear and drive a big truck.
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    I feel special because I remember seeing the original post. I can't remember it exactly but I think it was in Bad Ideas maybe some Hawaiian or Samoan guy but I definitely remember seeing it before everybody started doing it.

    I sometimes do it here and if nobody acknowledges it idk if they even know wtf I'm talking about.
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  19. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-mark-zuckerberg-prison-election-facebook-b2603963.html

    When you celebrate Rosh Hashanah how does it differ from how Zuckerberg and the Trumps/Kushners celebrate?
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  20. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Oh and sliding phones. I hate flip phones but I would love a basic up sliding phone. But back then the one to have was the side sliding one.
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