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2023-08-24 at 11:10 PM UTC in Akward shit with GG"Oh, hi, honey. This is Betty. She'll be our sex assistant for the next few months."The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-24 at 10:51 PM UTC in Songs that embody NiSI always think of shit like this
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2023-08-24 at 10:20 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬Don’t try to make me laugh and get on my good side again..we enemies…. againThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-24 at 9:16 PM UTC in Coming out of retirement
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood lol
post a video of you taking a sharp knife and running it across your throat until you create a bleeding gaping wound and then LEAN YOUR NECK ALL THE WAY BACK like you are looking at a plane fly over and then take that same blade and plunge it through your heart and try to cut it out before you pass out from the blood loss
OK But I get to do it to you and HTS first.. KbyeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-08-24 at 9:07 PM UTC in Coming out of retirementThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-24 at 4:04 PM UTC in Wagner PMC leader Prigozhin Plane Crashno he's a retarded tweaker who links to stuff he doesn't watch
anyway, OT I'm thinking about faking my death in a helicopter crash and play Kobe Bryant in some Madden but the black people one for basketball , plan on it, enjoy me while u got me, i enter the florida power ball ONCE a week! and i tell everyone we'd be rich if i won, but the first thing I plan to do is buy a helicopter and not tell anyone.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-08-24 at 2:44 PM UTC in Wagner PMC leader Prigozhin Plane CrashThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-24 at 2:18 AM UTC in Akward shit with GG
Originally posted by Kafka If Donald wants a better relationship with GG he will have to be understanding and empathetic, not the opposite of that and rapey. You don't understand autists.
Wrong. I have it stacked. I am young and successful. GG is older and has nothing going on career wise. Tall, strong, good looking 39 year old professionals with decent incomes like me are what all the city girls with their menopausal biological clocks ticking want.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-08-24 at 2:16 AM UTC in Elon Musk bans blocking and says it's for pussiesFreedom of speech without a corresponding freedom to be heard is meaningless. Imagine a monkey's paw wish: "I wish I lived in a world where I could say whatever I want, without consequence". The finger curls, and you are placed in a world where nothing you say is of any consequence to anyone. A technology exists in that world that allows people to mute and block you. Everyone does. You have all the "freedom of speech" in the world, and it is utterly meaningless. Freedom of speech that can be easily silenced is - to those who truly value the right - what an ocean of salt water is to a man dying of dehydration.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-24 at 1:51 AM UTC in Wagner PMC leader Prigozhin Plane Crashhe looks like a fucking goblin
doubt he'd be faking his death, he has way too many huge assets that'd be disputed like the catering empire.In addition to Prigozhin, Rosaviatsiya said Dmitry Utkin – a former Russian special forces operator and alleged co-founder of the PMC – was also traveling on the jet, as was Valery Chekalov, whom the US considers to be the deputy head of Wagner. The remaining passengers listed were Sergey Propustin, Evgeny Makaryan, Alexander Totmin, and Nikolay Matuseev, identified by Russian news outlets as Wagner.
sounds like punishment for his handlers allowing him to get out of controlThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-08-24 at 1:16 AM UTC in Wagner PMC leader Prigozhin Plane CrashI would not be surprised if this was an effort to fake his death. Though i imagine russian security forces would not be so easily duped.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-23 at 11:55 PM UTC in Akward shit with GGBasically I don't want to keep GG but also I don't want to let her go.
I still live with my mom at 39 like a loser. It's better than paying rent and I can't afford a decent place on mortgage by myself. That gives me free income to do with as I please. I have paid rent in the past, and I gag handing money over just for a place to live. Besides the house is big, and it's comfy having other people around.
GG moved in about 9 months ago and it hasn't been great. She's lazy, sleeps in till 12pm most days. Won't do any gardening, won't mow the lawns, etc. She does laundry sometimes, but fucks it up. My mom hates her, and thinks she's autistic (she seems to have some sort of high functioning autism) and too old and wants to get rid of her.
GG likes groceries shopping. I told GG we need to stop buying so many vegetables, since the fridge fills up with them, they go off, and we wind up eating not fresh food just to use it up. We had just gotten thai food at a nice restaurant, and I was commenting on how fresh the broccoli there was, and how I am honestly fed up eating rotten food.
She didn't like that. Later she said "you were cranky" and I lost it and told her to cop on and start paying for stuff. She gets various benefits, but won't pay for anything, so I pay for everything for her. She won't do any work, but she expects to be taken care of anyway. She won't do BJs or decent sex either. Despite being 42 she has a typical lazy and entitled Ukrainian bitchy attitude.
I told her we should just be friends. This is something I was opposed to on principle, since if you're paying for someone they should be fucking you. But things are so bad I don't even care anymore.
GG is hitting the wall I think. When she moved in I thought she was about 35, and she could pass for it. Lately she has gained a lot of weight and looks a lot older. She doesn't live in Kiev anymore, so doesn't walk as much. She eats healthy, but too much, so she's getting fat on nuts and berries and weight loss coffees. And her slavic hormones are flexing - she's slowly turning babushka.
I just don't want to fuck her anymore. She's a horrible fuck anyway, always complaining and being awkward. For instance you go down on her and she squeezes your head in between her thighs, then kicks you as you're licking. You fuck her and she just lies there and expects you to fuck her from the side. She doesn't have orgasms or vaginal contractions. Her vagina is fairly lose. It's not fun.
I had a long argument with her (think months) over condoms, and she'll finally let me cum inside her. But she's 42, so even though she still has periods, she's not going to get pregnant.
So told her we should just be friends. I'd like her to move out. Thing is she has no where to go. Her mom's place back in Kiev, but she doesn't want to go there cos there's a war on and her brother (who is older and a NEET) will fight with her. And she has become accustomed to the space and luxury here, including having a good welfare income from bravely being a refugee and not working, and the nice things we have that she didn't believe me about when I told her "hey you should come here, we have x".
She doesn't want to leave, and wants to keep trying the relationship thing. I'm not interested, but I'd feel jealous if she went out with someone else. I'd also feel bad if she left. Ideally I'd like to get a new GF and keep GG around. Getting rid of her isn't something I can do, even I tell her to leave she just won't go.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-08-23 at 11:34 PM UTC in Elon Musk bans blocking and says it's for pussiesThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-23 at 11:04 PM UTC in Wagner PMC leader Prigozhin Plane CrashPutin made a truce with Prig, Prig goes into exile in Belarus and does his shit there, and Putin forgets about the coup and the betrayal and the servicemen Prig killed on his way to Moscow.
That's generous. That's more than generous. That's probably more than anyone has ever gotten. That sort of forgiveness is Jesus tier.
Within a month Prig was back in Russia flying around, rustling jimmies. Even Jesus would have gave the nod. I'm sure the air defence guys got a kick out of shooting Prig's jet down considering it was their guys Prig killed exactly 2 months ago on his gay little march towards Red Square.
Putin needs to learn the iron rule of Hebrewnomics, with jedis you lose.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-08-23 at 10:42 PM UTC in Wagner PMC leader Prigozhin Plane CrashLook at the video bigot the wing fell off happens all the time with these planes.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-23 at 9:32 PM UTC in NIS fitness clubI don’t trust impossible meat honestly…I don’t know why I just don’t trust it …
It’s kinda like smokers using a vape to not smoke but the vape is probably worse
That’s how I feel about impossible meat
Thank you love ❤️The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-08-23 at 6:27 PM UTC in Elon Musk bans blocking and says it's for pussiesElon reminds me a lot of of Trump and seems childish in a bad way. He kind of looks like Trump too.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-23 at 6:14 PM UTC in NIS fitness clubMaking some sketti right now with ground turkey to bring to work for lunch …
Where’s the beef?! Not in my sketti ❤️The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-08-23 at 5:03 PM UTC in Explain the "Gigi", Donald Trump, fonolats love triangleOH and to clear fonaplats of involvement, he's neither dating the old asian lady that divorced Paul Wozny nor is he with a parasitic ukrainian leach that never gives my boy pussy cuz she's allergic to cum, allergic to latex, allergic to sex (despite having sex with him before when they initially met) and any other excuse to not fuck.
Fonaplats being the nicest person on this website (his alt being the second nicest) told us naively about his first girlfriend, buying her a couch, a 14,000$ bed (or some shit it was really expensive) and fixing her house, she got tired of him, punched him a couple times and made him leave her newly furnished, remodeled house. Her name was Chelle or Chell, "chell's couch" brings up a lot of funny threads relating to him spending a ridiculous amount of money on furniture he will never see again after they broke up.
now he doesn't talk about his relationship very much since he doesn't want everyone to talk about it and lol at the (mostly) funny parts.
Also one lives in Arizona/California (wozny), one lives in England (Donald Trump) and one lives in Ohio (Fona) and they have never met in person, nor know any of the same females.
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2023-08-23 at 4:52 PM UTC in Explain the "Gigi", Donald Trump, fonolats love triangle
Originally posted by Cowboy2013 So Donald Trump and fonoplats were both with GG?
No fona gg and donald are no way related...other than donald visited fona recently on his US vacation. (I believe).
Fona has his own woman unrelated to anyone here, is a good guy and shouldn't be referenced with the mentioned 2 degenerates.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
