He was sitting outside in his wheelchair and his mother came out and I heard her say "do you want your funny hat?"
My Fona hat was a big funny hat with a big "F" on it.
I wonder if his funny hat use to be my Fona hat??? I wouldn't be surprised if he is the one breaking into cars at night as it seems like someone clumsy and disabled is doing the crimes as they lose all their cigarettes on the floor boards and leave them.
I think I will set up a camera and try to catch the SOB.
If it is the wheelchair bound junkie that stole my hat I will be lynching him.
I hope it is him as I don't feel like fighting an able bodied person.
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It blows my mind that free health care (or rather semi free) health care is a divisive issue in countries without it. If you don't think we all deserve free health care from the state then you don't deserve it and will probably die early anyway from eating tide pods or something
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I had a dream the other night where a man killed a woman on her wedding day, her parents caught him, forced him to wear the wedding dress and chained him up in their basement for years.
one night bandits robbed and killed the now-elderly couple and found the man in the basement, allowing him to join them. he accepted, but did not tell them he feared for his sanity as he'd often hear the voice of the woman he'd killed. upon leaving the basement the voices became more frequent and more intense, and he began to see her out of the corner of his eye. she urged him to kill the bandits in revenge for her parents, which he eventually did, not knowing if it was out of thanks for her keeping him company all those years or if he was just an insane animal all along.
I kind of want to write it into a short story but there's not really any structure to it
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Oh, I worried this was a suicide thread like "fuck this shit, I'm gonna drink myself to death"
I heard milk thistle is good, other than that try to look up the best type of diet for alcohol related post recovery because I'm sure you're deficient in other vitamins and enzymes and shit and I guarantee other drunks have optimized a regimen that will help you feel better.
You weren't crushing liquor so you're probably not at risk of seizures especially if you still have gabapentin laying around.
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RIPtotse
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[my adversative decurved garbo]
Fona is way too Midwestern American to ever put himself in such a shit situation. He's too busy telling his boss off, getting physicals, redoing ancient computers and other people's floors and ceilings, and catching squirrels to bother himself with such petty things. People like fona have way to much man shit to do, which you would obviously know nothing about since you just sit around making gay porn and asking girls if they like dogs dicks or licking pedophiles turd cutters.
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Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
imaging larping that taking 0.0001ug of LSD can increase your IQ and make you happier. Maybe it does maybe it doesn't but it's still gay to not take a full dose of a drug.
Imagine getting this sweaty^ about a certain way of using a chemical substance being uncool.
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