Posts by Aleister Crowley

1. 2022-01-25 at 5:57 AM UTC in I saw this today and thought it was funny.
   

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   Are they hard to work on? A friend of mine says they're never out the garage which I called bull shit. I've never had issues when I had a 320d and 1 series sport.
2. 2022-01-25 at 5:55 AM UTC in Contact is objectively the superior Matthew Mcconaughey Wormhole Magic Film
   

   Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
   No you will not be excused, eat your vegetables.
3. 2022-01-25 at 5:54 AM UTC in What happened to Gadzooks?
   

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   I hope he's OK. He went through a period of letting random bums off the street stay at his pad which I found concerning.
4. 2022-01-25 at 5:53 AM UTC in Contact is objectively the superior Matthew Mcconaughey Wormhole Magic Film
   

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   In law affairs 'n sheeeeiiiit.
5. 2022-01-25 at 5:40 AM UTC in Contact is objectively the superior Matthew Mcconaughey Wormhole Magic Film
   

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   Originally posted by aldra I can never take it seriously when a wormhole takes people apart to the atom, then puts them back together perfectly in precisely the right place (in an ostensibly infinite universe) for the plot to progress.

   
   So that explains Cloverfield III with the woman stuck inside the wall. If you've not seen it please do, I cba explaining this part but I thought it was a good film.
6. 2022-01-25 at 5:33 AM UTC in thst chick reached out to me guys weird
   

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   What a fucking loser.
   
   Kill yourself.
7. 2022-01-25 at 5:31 AM UTC in Idk
   

   Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
   Another attention seeking thread, this isn't the Samaritans bitch. Your beau is off fucking someone less damaged and more better than you. If she's not better then that's even worse that he's chose her. Pick yourself up and stop being an melancholic drama queen.
   
   *Yawn*
8. 2022-01-25 at 5:25 AM UTC in Cabaret Voltaire
   

   Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
   STFU cock nose, your grandad looks like a gay Woody Allan. Another Kike with an even bigger cock nose.
9. 2022-01-25 at 5:24 AM UTC in Neinchan anon claims the jedi flew is a second part of an attack against the US
   

   Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
   OP fucks kids with his MASSIVE cock nose ha ha ha.
10. 2022-01-24 at 11:52 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
    

    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    I enjoy whipping my nigger slaves then raping them in the cotton fields.
11. 2022-01-24 at 11:07 PM UTC in What happened to Squirrel?
    

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    She was just so cool and forward about everything. She said she loved it up the ass.
    
    Larry was a lucky son of a.
12. 2022-01-24 at 10:49 PM UTC in What happened to Squirrel?
    

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    God damn she's hawt. I miss the way DTE & Candy would rage with jealousy over her. Now she's gone, we're left with all the ugly females.
    
    
    ***Sigh***
13. 2022-01-24 at 10:46 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
    

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    I feel bad Candy is so triggered by me all the time.
    
    Whimpy whimpers.
    
    Futureman?
14. 2022-01-24 at 10:32 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
    

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    Cry harder bish
15. 2022-01-24 at 10:14 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
    

    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    This isn't your thread so enough of that chit . Also simping is when one drools over another like the imaginary alt you made, Futureman, ya dumb bish!
    
    
    
    OT
    
    
16. 2022-01-24 at 10:04 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
    

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    We didn't ask for lyrics bitch.
    
    
    OT
    
    I'm sipping tea watching some poor bastard get raped on the dark net.
17. 2022-01-24 at 9:58 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
    

    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Tyrant I like noids

    
    More like smoids
18. 2022-01-24 at 9:42 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
    

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19. 2022-01-24 at 9:34 PM UTC in My. Live
    

    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    I'd rent my ass to Bradley but I already have moniez so I would be just doing him a favor.
20. 2022-01-24 at 9:33 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
    

    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    I wonder what another 20 years of Putin will be like.
    
    Just imagine Fuys!