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Posts by Aleister Crowley

  1. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Incessant My small penis has been known to repel females.
  2. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Incessant What rumors? I swear I remember it coming from your mouth.

    True dat. I thought it was cause of the steroid abuse but a mamogram at the local hospital confirmed it was a benign lump which has since been removed.

    How about you get flexing and show yourself faggot.
  3. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    "7 days of Peter Crumb" is by far the most interesting book about someone going absolutely fucking insane
  4. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    House of Leaves? Not read that.

    You sound like you would love, "The Wasp factory".
  5. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol. Ur not worth it.

    I'll send you some of my massive cock, washboard abs and chiselled chest. That will end all these disgusting rumors of me having breasticles.
  6. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Kev makes him sound British. I've never known Americans to shorten it, it's always Kevin.

    Like, that film would sound dumb if it was, "We need to talk about Kev".

    "We need to talk about Kevin". That just rings out more personal.

    "Kev" sounds like that fat uncle that takes drugs and wears a vest in his rundown apartment.

    Or the scummy paedophile in some shithole apartment that downloads CP and posts on a site called, "niggasinspace".
  7. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Show some. Ones with tits preferably.
  8. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley he posts daily on an alt lol otherwise i would tell u

    Ah no way.
  9. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I miss Enter

    I heard he OD'd on Assburgers.
  10. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    I wonder what happened to him.
  11. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    There's literally hundreds of me on here plus all those on the archived Zoklet website.
  12. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    I hope he's well.
  13. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    I've only seen two of you. One with derp eye and one of you weighing 300 pounds more than said derp eye pic.
  14. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    I'd want a hot Polish girl but I wouldn't want her using me for my money or trying to get citizenship fast by getting pregnant. That shit happens a lot here.
  15. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Omg share that cake you fat bitch.
  16. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    I wonder if rimming is liked by Polaks who are of legal age. 20's and such.
  17. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    She can take her Type A personality and rim my ass before I break her fucking jaw the dough eyed whore. As if I would stand for that bull shit.
  18. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    What's more concering is that there are 14 year olds on insta who get rimmed by dogs.

    WTF
  19. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol. It’s all so hard to put together… a quandary 😛

    Cake?
  20. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Glasgae is grooned zera of all tha' scotsman ya radge bastard ya.
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