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Posts by Aleister Crowley

  1. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Believe that when you die, you just sit alone in a pitch black room in the middle of nothingness, your body naturally stays just as nurished as necessary to keep you alive, otherwise you're in constant hunger and thirst pains that only get worse but you'll never have access to food or water ever again. Your body detoriorates to the lowest cusp in which to still maintain a semblance of itself. You have to sit, INDIAN STYLE, crouched down as the ceiling is two-feet high. You feel every ache and pain in every possible nerve and joint and muscle, the entire time. This continues for eternity, and then repeats, eternally. Forever.

    Just think about that before you decide to do it.

    Source?
  2. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    You should just do a rape
  3. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Deliverance
    Hill have eyes
    Casualties of war


    Basically anything that has rape in it.
  4. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    No one laughed
  5. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat They also make weird faces at other polish dudes like me abroad.

    That's because you are weird, Hunch back.
  6. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster

    I can't believe she shit on the bed, that is some real turn off shit.
  7. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lodger Free Pink glove This frequently happens during sex when a girl is not wet enough. When you pull out to give her money, the inside of her twat sticks to your hog. Thus, the pink glove

    I love girls' pussies when they do that.
  8. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? That's not some good or hardcore badass type of thing, we are basically getting low level brain damage from mild sleep deprivation every single day that this happens.

    Yeah I can relate, it's almost as if my brain is shrinking, hard to concentrate. All the years of Cocaine abuse has probably turned it into Swiss Cheese.
  9. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls Nigger I had about 3 hours sleep and have to get up at 6:30 to drop my bitch at work so I’m typin this with a hardon up against her ass while she gets the quality sleep

    You a good nigga
  10. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Putin has Parkinson's. I thought being the richest man on the planet would get you next level health treatment. The guy is going to lose his shit eventually and fire missiles everywhere.
  11. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lucrimosa Enjoy your hemp you fucking clowns.

    Don't you smoke that Spice shit?

    Also you look like Homo Simpson, I bet you vape Semen.
  12. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Niggers?
  13. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo Youtold me about that book but I haven't the stones to pick it up. James Franco has a hard on for Cormac (who's still alive at 102 or something) and wanted to write/produce a blood meridian movie.

    James Franco has more ambition that talent. God bless him for trying but I'm sure anything he made would suck

    It was a good attempt at directing to be fair given it's his debut.
  14. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    ITT: Wariat chums up to Star Trek.

    Cute.
  15. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Smoke less weed faggot
  16. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Sometimes less. I might try and procure some Chloroform and gas myself to sleep everynight.

    This is torture.
  17. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    I watched "Child of God" the other night. I read the book by Cormac McCarthy years ago. They missed the incest rape parts from the book and James Franco directed.
  18. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Is OP Kafka?
  19. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    I have mild serotonin syndrome.
  20. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    No one laughed
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