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Posts by Aleister Crowley

  1. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Well, I'm not dead. I spent the whole night masturbating. In all honesty there's less of a scatty, shitty feeling as opposed to coke when you come down. Considering I only spent £10 as opposed to a couple of hundred as I use to on the coke, I would say that isn't bad.

    That's me for a good couple of months/ year till I relapse. It's inevitable but hey ho.
  2. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cigreting just make her clean it off with her mouth when done

    One time me and my buddy were in a golf cart in the woods drinking beer with this slut and my buddy starts pounding her ass cuz we dont have any condoms then she starts to suk my dik while i laugh sitting there on the cart while her ass is getting destroyed and chuging brews. So my buddy pulls out n skeets in the bushes and i start to pound her butt for a while then pull out and grab her head and tell her to suk me dry. She does n says it tastes like bug spray, i say well i guess u had bugspray up ur ass then

    good times

    Shagging trannies good then yeah?
  3. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Been years since I tried this. More to follow.
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  7. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat ive never done it im saying but i would if shes hot and young enough. when i met up eith star trek i was at the pool and awkward and i sat next to these two young girls man and theyw ere young i mesn young in this hot tub and it felt so fuking good the way the bubbles hit my balls and made me almost get a boner in there and im sitting next to these litersl girls and get wtf they were doing? one put her leg up on the others hand and you could see her entire foot come out of the hot tub and the other the one i found attractive did it later to her and at first i mean at first i thought she the one i found attractive found me attractive despite the humongous age difference and she just may have even though at first she like giggled a bit to her friend and i didnt see any further signs like they just talked and ignored me somewhat made little eye contact i did the same just glancing every few seconds not starting at them or anything as i was terrified since this was a public place and this was a gig hot tub full of many people in it. I just happened to get lucky and a spot near them was. the only one without people when i entered. anyway get this later these small things walked by or left and i stayed there but they walked back and she kept making eye contact like either looking at me or checking me out even thiugh they were not even newr the hot tub or gone. all of a sudden. like she didnt have a smile didnt have fear in her eyes so it was this neutral look but she kept staring the whole time at me or glanced back even once and i held my gaze ho emotion no smile nothing. like we either both wanted it or im going nuts.



    Originally posted by Wariat but yea getting back to the subject at hand do some chicks really swallow without a fuy asking them like the thing to do? usually i assume only ones that have men or guys ask first do it? i usually never come inside mouths so i wouldnt know.

    Didn't read
  8. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat id probably only do thst with a teenager and the teenager would have to be super hot and 16 max.

    Thank God teenagers are not attracted to Hunch backs then isn't it.
  9. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Star Trek?
  10. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Anyone found some, rape, hostage slayings?
  11. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Iseedivision Wanted to go somewhere today but am too anxious to leave unless someone is with me idk what is wrong with me I'm a grown man and I hate this about myself I am so aggravated at myself I feel like punching a wall or something if someone else did this to me I would be so disappointed

    Stop smoking weed then loser
  12. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Tenerife was the last place I went and it didn't look like that. Looks like Canada where you are.
  13. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cigreting Only simp faggots lick vaginer
    The splash your referring to is piss and fluids from their period they just got over

    Ok Maximus Virginius Incelidus
  14. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    The faggot homo looking cunt Jack Dempsey. He just personifies the edgey tech billionaire yuppie faggot persona with that beard.


    **cringe**
  15. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Anyone who ingests another human's bodily fluids is committing cannibalism. On the back of that there is no fucking way I would swallow some thick, viscous fluid that came out a vagina, gross!

    I've eaten pussy and enjoyed being splashed with female cum like I'm sailing in rough waves, but I ain't consuming another fucker oh hell no.

    Discuss...
  16. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Mad how much your body can go to shit after a few months not going the gym. My triceps look saggy but almost as if they're hanging off the bone skinny saggy.

    Fuck I need to put the work in and get some size back.
  17. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka How long is she painting the house for? If it was me I’d mainly ignore them, just say hello that’s it. Maybe only try talking to her when she’s almost done, not flirting, just to find out if she’s with someone, but don’t ask that directly. Idk why I’m trying to help.

    Yeah, 37 year old guy that lives with his mother is going to soak her panties.

    uh-huh
  18. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I would force wariat to do shots of jager and lines of cocaine but not in the bathroom I will pour out a line on your phone and we can use bar straws to snort it just be cool you are just straw sniffing your phone just keep it open on a white screen and angle your head to see the line and 9/10 times nobody will even notice you are sniffing cocaine right out in the open

    I used to do it in mcdonalds all the time right next to families eating their sunday church lunch

    This never happened, stfu.
  19. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Why won't you get off welfare, Scron? Cuz you like being a parasite?

    lol
  20. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    I'm still only sleeping 2 hours a night, I might go the gym and exhaust myself.
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