Posts by Aleister Crowley

1. 2022-02-10 at 7:02 PM UTC in Bar code scam
   

   Aleister Crowley African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sudo Do you have self serve checkouts? How will the item be scanned, manually by yourself or by the worker with a handheld scanner?
   
   Also when an item has already been paid for and inventoried it is likely no longer in the stores system,

   
   WELL, that just about fucks that idea.
   
   
2. 2022-02-10 at 5:56 PM UTC in Kafka maybe dead
   

   Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
   Obv not unless you're "Ross Harveyltd" lol.
3. 2022-02-10 at 5:55 PM UTC in Kafka maybe dead
   

   Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
   You selling that Jig?
4. 2022-02-10 at 5:38 PM UTC in lol im at this local pub here in malta
   

   Aleister Crowley African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Wariat picture this: a fst dude obese but with like a maltanese big fat head and he looks retarded

   
   
   
   So basically you then?
5. 2022-02-10 at 5:33 PM UTC in Kafka maybe dead
   

   Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
   Franz Kafka. I read some of his books years ago. Not bad.
6. 2022-02-10 at 5:09 PM UTC in Kafka maybe dead
   

   Aleister Crowley African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ This is the new retareed thread? Cuz it has a girl users name?
   
   Smh just smh

   
   It's called "The Doll Bar"
7. 2022-02-10 at 5:02 PM UTC in Kafka maybe dead
   

   Aleister Crowley African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sudo OK, grandma. Actually my grandma had a much more heterosexual view of bikes, despite knowing the culture surrounding them she didn't really hate on the bikes themselves so much

   
   Didn't read, too salty and homosexual.
8. 2022-02-10 at 4:56 PM UTC in Kafka maybe dead
   

   Aleister Crowley African Astronaut

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny just as i thought you have maxed out on your pussiness you came here and pushed your pussiness to new heights.
   
   what kind of man thinks bikes are dangerous.

   
   You can't even afford a push bike slant eyes, you can only dream of owning a motorbike on your cofee servant salary.
   
   What a loser.
9. 2022-02-10 at 4:51 PM UTC in Bar code scam
   

   Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
   SWIM wants to pay for an item that costs significantly more than another item with the same size barcode. SWIM decides to purchase said cheaper item on an earlier visit, goes home and carefully cuts this barcode off. SWIM returns to store and glues barcode over chosen item. Loads trolly full of his regular shit then proceeds to pay as normal thus saving him £££/$$$.
   
   
   
   
   I'm not poor like you faggots so I need not do this.
10. 2022-02-10 at 4:43 PM UTC in Kafka maybe dead
    

    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Bikes are not worth getting period. Death traps and nigger candy.
11. 2022-02-10 at 4:41 PM UTC in How Have Your Spiritual Beliefs Changed since March of 2020?
    

    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut

    Originally posted by RIPtotse My parents said I could b anything I wanted when I grow up.
    
    What age does that start? I feel like I missed the bus or something cuz I'm 31 now and still not grown up. Do I need to fight a boss or something?

    
    Yeah same although I've thought just how much I've wasted, and this annoys me to no end. A good+ years burned fucked out my skull, I just wish I had not. The only good times was banging womenz and being a total degenerate. When I see how much music has changed and culture, It makes me wish I could have made more of the moment living back then.
12. 2022-02-10 at 4:36 PM UTC in How Have Your Spiritual Beliefs Changed since March of 2020?
    

    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    I've embraced sobriety and sex with lots of women, but abandoned my hedonism once and for all.
    
    The only drug I need is vagina, of which there is no come down.
13. 2022-02-10 at 4:33 PM UTC in Kafka maybe dead
    

    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Sure,
    
    Back in Blighty when I was a young fella me lad, motorcycling to work in -20C temperatures sometimes, I'd wear my girlfriends wooly tights under my jeans to try and keep warm.

    
    Did your bike get stolen? There's not one person I know who hasn't had a bike stolen in their lifetime.
14. 2022-02-10 at 4:32 PM UTC in Do not accept if the security seal is broken.
    

    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Sympathy post
15. 2022-02-10 at 4:19 PM UTC in Kafka maybe dead
    

    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny yea you can buy them jeans or gowns or pinafore.
    
    leggings and yoga pants are alike, in the sense that they serve to illustrate explicitly the sillhoutte of a girls thigh and ass; ie, a flagrant exhibition of their sexual characteristics.
    
    its like theyre almost naked with cakes and fruits printed on their little, tender bodies.
    
    why make them wear it if you dont intend to stare and fantasize about doing pedo stuffs with them.
    
    p/s: i was just reminded of how your girls look like in the other thread and i think those cute leggings are warranted and justified to distract peoples attention away from their hideous faces and bodies.

    
    Too Chinky 🤓
    
    No one read.☹
16. 2022-02-10 at 4:17 PM UTC in Kafka maybe dead
    

    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    I think if an adolescent hits their parents then it should be OK to beat the shit out of them; a child however is defenceless. If the created has the temerity to raise their hand at their creator then they should feel their parents' wrath.
    
    If my son was old enough and attacked me I would round house him. I even told my own dad I would have beaten my teenaged self for the trouble I put them through. I was a real dick back then.
17. 2022-02-10 at 4 PM UTC in Kafka maybe dead
    

    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Detective Fona, on the job
18. 2022-02-10 at 3:16 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
    

    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Yet he still comes back to this thread.
    
    What a fucking dumb ass.
19. 2022-02-10 at 3:14 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
    

    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut

    Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive Nope, you always try to deflect to "you're just mad because [other ineffectual lane shit you did]". You know you're not fooling anybody, right?
    
    You're not even a shitposter, your posts are just cringe and trash.
    
    More than anything they feel forced, like you didn't actually have anything relevant to say but just want to say something. You're pathetic.

    
    

    You're not even a shitposter, your posts are just cringe and trash.

    
    

    You're pathetic.

20. 2022-02-10 at 2:24 PM UTC in weird night
    

    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra

    
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA