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Posts by Aleister Crowley

  1. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka

    It means, "I'm super frothy", in fat ape language. You will get use to it.
  2. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra

    with the right attitude, you will succeed Blue

    I saw "Skinny Puppy" and immediately thought, "COCK-NOSE".

    I have deducted 5 respect points from Aldra.
  3. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Going on a date/ meal tonight, no sex on the cards nor am I expecting it. This will be my first dry date which should be interesting. Soda and lime, nice conversation and food but if this bitch goes on about her abusive ex I will have no choice but to rape her.

    I woke up this morning to a call from a friend drunk, rambling nonsense and talking about beating some, "hard guy up" which most likely never happened. He was insistant on coming mine, "with a fat bag of Cocaine", and getting prostitutes around which I kindly denied. I instead opted for porridge oats/ coffee then hit the gym. On my way there I was thinking about all the time I have wasted in life consuming drugs and alcohol only to feel like utter garbage the next day.

    Anyways this girl asked me if we are splitting the bill tonight which made me respect her more which I told her. I said I have no problem paying for it but I don't believe in age old customs of chivalry; which is nothing more than a cliche that simps feel they should conform to in order to bring their penises closer to a vagina.

    After this date I'll probably go home and bust a huge nut, bathe, then read a book.

    Hope you guys have a great night.
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  5. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Anyone have any experience with this? Jeffrey Dahmer seemed to enjoy it.

    Fuys?
  6. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    California’s supreme court refused to hear Van Houten’s appeal after she was denied parole for her role in 1969 murders







    https://amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/feb/11/leslie-van-houten-court-ruling-charles-manson

    Gah'dayum 52 years spent in jail, long mother fucking ass time that.

    Just imagine.

    WHA WOULD YOU DO FUYS??
  7. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat did hts noob really stick stuff up his ass as a teen?

    Beats trying to fuck kids and get your ass licked by dogs.
  8. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    It's not interesting though.
  9. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Reading the Quran listening to my loser friends chat absolute shit coked up/ drunk over whatsapp.

    Glad that's not me.
  10. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Leg day
  11. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    What good did that advice do you small penis?
  12. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Use to love Halo growing up.

    Damn I'm old.
  13. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Brad it's a compliment, that bitch like nothin' but simps and syndromes 'yo.
  14. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Is that what you use for your CP and Una Bomber diaries yeah?
  15. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie Inside the Third Reich by Albert Speer.
    Ordinary Men: Reserve Police Battalion 101 and the Final Solution by Browning
    Urfaust by Goethe
    Havamal by Some Viking dudes millenia ago
    The Magician by R. Feist
    Silverthorn by R Feist
    A Darkness at Sethanon by R. Feist

    I like Albert Speer, quite a fascinating guy.
  16. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Just reminded me Bill Krozby would often have videos after posts.

    RIP
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  18. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley Hell yea. Now all your gonna want is DPs, that's what made Oct only ever want black cock

    You know how difficult that must be in Northern Ireland

    I prefer objects.


    Also, I don't live in NI 🥰
  19. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    It's so fun trolling Candy, I literally don't read anything what she says but I bet it's frothy.
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