User Controls

  1. 1
  2. 2
  3. 3
  4. ...
  5. 16
  6. 17
  7. 18
  8. 19
  9. 20
  10. 21
  11. ...
  12. 132
  13. 133
  14. 134
  15. 135

Posts by Aleister Crowley

  1. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Pressuring is as good as rape.

    You got deported for trying to Nonce a 12 year old.
  2. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by BummyMofo yea bro tell me about it whats the last time you sow some boys smoking that clone shit

    It use to be quite bad in Warrington where I live. Spice zombies bent over in mad positions, that shit looks painful.
  3. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Lol I wonder how many hotel rooms Wariat has rented only for the girl not to show/ block him.
  4. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat what would be fun and awesome is to get like a barely legal by polish aoc standards so like a 15/16 yr old chick like a nerdy one whose never even kissed a boy to put enough pressure on her like tell her how its normal or just try it or come on i love it or i love when girls do this and put pressure on her to do it.

    Basically rape then.

    God you are such a paedophile.
  5. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Taking my slaves out to pasture.
  6. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    You have Autism, kill yourself.
  7. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Lol 400 bucks to lick ass.
  8. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    You're just a hunch back is all.
  9. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The ones here you have to scan the item, then place each item individually on a weigh-scale immediately afterward. The item is measured to the tenth of a gram and verified against the price. If you weigh it, but don't scan it, an audible warning sounds. If the item is scanned, but not weighed, an audible warning sounds. If you even remove a plastic bag from the hooks before the purchase is fully complete, an audible warning sounds.

    Yes Spectral, that's how a self scanner works.
  10. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I'm really bad at stealing. When I don't pay for items in self checkout my arms get heavy my knees get weak and my palms get sweaty and one time I even threw up a bit of my Moms spaghetti on my sweater due to my anxiety

    Yeah I actually enjoy doing this knowing I can afford it then act all insulted when they ask why I haven't scanned half the items.
  11. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood try giving instead of taking

    Giving Cocaine all the time is gay, and costly.
  12. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by BummyMofo Get on thatr clone shit in the UK. I was in the UK once and smoked some clone with a ratgher chipper whiteboy and he suddenly flipped out and was trying to go in the sewer but his homie was pulling him out.

    That sounds gay.
  13. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls Just like wariat by looking at the title

    This is a rage post cause I said you were like Wariat for taking pics of strangers in gyms.

    It's ok, everyone noticed that observation.
  14. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo Backing up trailers is hard af for anyone their first time.

    Remember Microsoft flight simulator from like 1996? Isn't it crazy pilots used to actually Train with it

    I wonder if any of the 9/11 pilots trained using simulators.
  15. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson

  16. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Lol stop trying to fit in Wariat you Nonce.
  17. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Jesus Christ I can imagine some ass hole in a vest top playing this as if it's real.

  18. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    You can't murder prostitutes in this one?
  19. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Cock nosed transvestites.
  20. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    I'm having a bath, I've been lying awkwardly and now my back is all discombobulated.

    Fuck my life.
  1. 1
  2. 2
  3. 3
  4. ...
  5. 16
  6. 17
  7. 18
  8. 19
  9. 20
  10. 21
  11. ...
  12. 132
  13. 133
  14. 134
  15. 135
Jump to Top