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Posts by Aleister Crowley

  1. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung shut the fuck up ya drunk.
  2. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Shut up cock nose
  3. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Did Doug have CP resulting in hIs suicidez?
  4. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Imagine being Wariat, what a fucking loser.
  5. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Shut up you drunk Nonce.
  6. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Fake news
  7. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka It's meant to be Auschwitz on New Year's Eve, when the children were forced to go on a march in the snow and take ice baths in the water to kill them off, and dead bodies weren't allowed in the barracks so they had to lay the corpses outside, and you could hear the rats eating them. That's what I think about on NYE. The snowmen are the children.


  8. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood American culture is centered around niggers. They have holidays for niggers. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free niggers. They listen to nigger music. They elect a nigger as their president. They dress and act like niggers. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from niggers. They post sassy gifs about niggers. They watch sportsball in worship of niggers. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of niggers playing sports. They use nigger slang like "bruh" and "thot". When you say "Martin Luther" they're not thinking of the father of protestantism. They're thinking of the nigger. Their cities are completely overrun with niggers. They worship their ZOGbot police force disproportionately filled with niggers and their global police force of soldiers filled with niggers. Their men sit around watching nigger ball while their women sit around watching nigger talk shows. They worship niggers like Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson and the late Eddie Murphy while attacking the whites who actually built their country before niggers took over. Their movies are filled with niggers and their music charts are topped by niggers. They send niggers to the Olympics and celebrate when the niggers win because those niggers are true red blooded american niggers. They watch nigger porn to a point where "BBC" does not make them think of an international media company but about nigger penises instead. They will tell you how much they hate niggers and how the mutt's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love niggers but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of nigger loving niggers

    The "late" Eddie Murphy?
  9. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by blaster master Cocaine.

    Anytime you feel like getting your shitstar tongued by a hot young slut, buy about $200 [aka 25 million zlotskies] in cocaine and split it into two bags and go to a bar or night club. A week night is probably going to be your best bet, that's when the real trashy ones will be out.

    Then you find a chick that looks like her dad molested her and ask her if she wants to do some cocaine, only opening the first bag and keeping the second bag a secret. The cocaine is going to be the litmus test, if she agrees to do cocaine with a stranger, she probably rims.

    You guys dance, drink and talk all while doing the bag of cocaine, you keep the whole rimjobs and chicks who fuck dogs kink to yourself at this point in time. Make sure that you aren't doing all the cocaine to yourself and that she's getting more than you, you want your penis to work and cocaine can get in the way of that if you over indulge.

    Then when the bag's empty and she inevitably wants to do more you say something along the lines of, I have some more at my place, wanna grab a 12 pack and go back there?

    If she says no not really, see if you can get her to buy a bag so you can keep partying, she likely has a connect if shes doing coke at a bar on a tuesday. At this point tho you need to stop touching her, buying her drinks, ect and assume the mission is a failure. Go home and jerk ur dick like you usually do.

    If she says yes, take her back to ur place and start with some of the beers you guys got on the way home, youre still not talking about rimming and dog fuckers, and you wait for her to bring up the "more cocaine" convo, in which case go get a couple lines out on a plate and don't let her see the bag until she agrees to rim you, which she probably will because she's a whore who does cocaine at some weirdo's house on a tuesday.

    So true.

    🤣🤣🤣🤣
  10. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    It's cause you're a hideous bell swinging hunch back. There's no hope.
  11. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    It's been months and he's still not been rimmed or had any intercourse. Not so much as a finger up the bum.



    Fuck meh, what a farkin' loser.
  12. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat she kept trying to insinuate or tell me i should try being with a man or have i ever been with one and when i said no she said some stupid shit like you should try.

    She thinks you're gay that's why. Or your emotional retardedness as a result of being an Autist getting in the way.
  13. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Baked
  14. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    What object I can I stick up my arse.
  15. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    They were ok, I've had better. Going to chill today with food and some weed.
  16. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Star Trek doesn't need to pay whereas you'd be lucky getting sucked off a goat.
  17. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Nonce beer more like it.
  18. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no need to brush teeth because wear mask.

    *one year later*

    *teeths rotted*

    nevermind because people cant see thru the mask.

    *mask mandate ended*

    No one laughed..

  19. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka Okay so she said she’s wearing jeans and boots tomorrow night, so maybe lesbian. She also texted me both in messages, WhatsApp, SC and got a missed call from her all while I was in the shower. I’m scared.

    She's going to eat your pussy
  20. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cigreting you sound like a fag calling another male a mate

    You're a massive cucked celibate fag so you can't call anyone.

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