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Posts by Aleister Crowley

  1. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Was wondering what you would do first.

    I always wanted to rob a bank or post office but that shit just isn't achievable, not without arms or accessible tools at such short notice. Plus the length of planning it would take.

    Do a rape? - Well I always wanted to watch someone I hate get raped by a pig and film/ upload it. Regardless of the consequences, they would most definitely kill themselves so this is a great idea.

    Do Heroin - Most definitely.

    Murder some paedophiles - I could setup a few easily via some chatrooms, black mail then kill them anyway.


    Discuss...
  2. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Tyrant Humans are ultimately animals, mister Pelican. And we are fragile too: no tough hides or scales. We don't have sharp claws or wings either. We are not particularly fast and we are quite vulnerable to panic and fear.

    Pelican stayed silent and watched as Crane began loading a revolver.

    This is the part where someone tells you that what we do have, what makes us special, is something along the lines of intelligence or language or cooperation or maybe even our ability to run long distances…

    Crane turn the revolver around and handed it to Pelican. Then he gestured towards a metallic door behind him.

    When people say "thank God", I think "thank God for the world". And in the world there are people who I should thank. And when they curse god, I say "curse God for the world but in the world there are people you should curse."

    The door slowly slid open and a brightness lay beyond it that cast Crane into shadow.

    And so it is that we generate the basis for the existence of heaven and hell: they are real features of the world, mister Pelican. The roads to heaven and to hell branch from every juncture.

    Pelican's eyes adjusted to the new light.

    And when you look upon the world to make your choices, you must see yourself as Adam in that garden, whose challenge is to distinguish the calls of Lilith and of Eve. Then to answer only to The Word.

    I don't know about all of that said Pelican. He walked past Crane, into the blinding light.

    The door slid shut behind him, leaving Crane again in the dimness with a metallic echo that dulled to silence.

    A laugh rang out from a corner.

    Doesn't it feel like we're picking the road to Hell at every turn, mister Crane?

    Duck rose from his seat and walked over to press his thumb to a panel beside the door.

    Limbo is worse, Crane replied simply.

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    Didn't read.
  3. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley
    image upload

    It wasn't that good.



    Originally posted by Bradley I always eat sushi way too fast

    Look like Pork belly fat wtf?
  4. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Ib4 Wariat Autistic question: "If you could have sex with a dinosaur, would you?"



    "JUST IMAGINE"
  5. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    I've fucked loads of 17 year olds when I was in my 20's, that tight pussy was fucking lush 'yo.

    Now I'm in my 30's I have my memory palace. They were my vitamins.
  6. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat



    3rd degree gurns. 10/10 would beat to death with a shovel.
  7. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    And it fucking hurts not to mention annoying. I think a house spider or some shit has got stuck on my eye as I slept. I am seriously considering spooning my eyeball out and using the shower head to clean out the socket.

    This sounds really fucking dumb and like I'm joking but if I knew how I would. Even if I managed to get my eyeball back in I would probably have permanent derp eye and have to kill myself.

    Damn house spider.
  8. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    How come you don't eat ass?
  9. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    I love having my ass filled.
  10. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kev whats your resolution for this year, motherfucker?

    mine is to….. read some books, gay as that sounds. i wanna get edumacated

    and of course get high with princess nakie and be graced by her perfect body.

    Same bar the paedo shit.
  11. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Stop using your troll alt and say it to him with your regular account.

    everyone on here needs to grow up. become and adult. and send me money for my goals. be a friend. send me 10 (thousand)

    You're a paedophile as confirmed by Bradley.

    Jump off a bridge.
  12. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra yeah OK candy

    Fucking LOL!
  13. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Fresh air
  14. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kev of a white knight? nope

    ok m8
  15. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kev sure

    u jelly?
  16. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kev did the girl reward you with a blowjob afterwards?

    Cream pie.
  17. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    I socked one for getting too rapey with some girl at a party and he tried going the kitchen for a knife. Long story short I got said girl to call the police and say he was forcing himself on her. Police being Police knowing how humanzees cannot be civilized arrested him.
  18. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by BummyMofo Wow so vinny is a verified pedoman. I actually respect you for being honest.

    Filthy nigger.
  19. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat Man I am so glad I dont live in that puritan lawsuit everyone suing shithole of a place known as America with metoo extreme feminism and police state.

    You miss being beat up by Luciano and the Kevin Markley. Just think if you hadn't of tried to rape a 12 year old you wouldn't be living in some Soviet era shit hole apartment unsuccessfully trying to get your ass hole licked.

    You ruined it, RUINED IT.
  20. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready someone deleted my modem driver. someone is DdOSing me too. its only when I log on here. What is the deal?

    Imagine being this retarded and paranoid.

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Actually totse 2k lives in california please check your records you senile old fuck you don't know shit old man go watch more biden fox news and suck the mainstream media dick you bitch. I could punch your lights out with my FRESHLY VACCINATED ARM, kike.

    Shut up, rat face.
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