I have something under my eye lid

1. 2022-01-01 at 1:39 PM UTC

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   Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
   And it fucking hurts not to mention annoying. I think a house spider or some shit has got stuck on my eye as I slept. I am seriously considering spooning my eyeball out and using the shower head to clean out the socket.
   
   This sounds really fucking dumb and like I'm joking but if I knew how I would. Even if I managed to get my eyeball back in I would probably have permanent derp eye and have to kill myself.
   
   Damn house spider.
2. 2022-01-01 at 1:52 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   Look in the mirror to find and remove it with a tweasers. Dig around for it