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Posts by Aleister Crowley

  1. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    What are you supposed to be fraudulent of?
  2. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Sophie what is Amsterdam like these days?
  3. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I always thought my aunt and uncle were twisted, let’s call them J and D. J once gave me a pair of size 14 pyjamas for Christmas and I’m size 8. She also drunkenly trashed my room, long time ago.

    I had to stay at their house one night, I was throwing up codeine in the bathroom and J just would not leave me alone. I told her I was overwhelmed and needed to be alone. She said she wouldn’t leave until I told her why I was throwing up. How could I explain anything while I’m throwing up and I was an adult at the time so should have privacy. She was trying to trigger me. She also said she was in charge of me now because I have autism and that I couldn’t leave. Note I’ve been diagnosed with aspergers. I left and went to stay with a friend.

    Next year I went to find my ex-British army dad in England, he told me that J and D were very twisted, they were IRA fascists, and that his friend was killed by a bomb supplied by D. He also said D tried to kill his sister, my aunt, by putting a bomb under her car. He said the IRA were after him and he’d been packing a gun for 30 years.

    At a family gathering D suggests putting me in a psych ward.

    2020, at my dad’s wake, J and D show up and there’s a scene, my aunt accuses him of putting a bomb under her car, so they don’t go to the funeral. The fucking nerve showing up to a man’s wake when you tried to kill his sister and want to put his daughter in a psych ward. They hate me because they hate my dad.

    Your lifestory is interesting. Not long ago I finished a book on the "Secret History of the IRA". Fascinating read albeit boring in some parts. I hope to go N.I someday, I heard R.I is dear as fuck.
  4. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    We need to up the ante, mah niggas.
  5. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Tyrant Women don't even squat 300 lb

    136kg isn't really much to squat anyway
  6. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Women do 500 crunches fag
  7. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    "Oh my gawd, you had spaghetti bolognaise for breakfast?"

    Don't you just fucking hate cultural norms like this, as if there's a time you have to eat certain meals? I'll fucking eat what I want, when I want bitch! To be honest it's better getting your carbs in as early as possible, Greg Plitt who's body they used for Dr Manhattan in The Watchmen attested to this.

  8. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    No, OK that clears that up.
  9. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    I was thinking of getting a nail gun incase of a home invasion. I would very much like a bat covered in barb wire.
  10. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    I've pm'd asking lanny if he will, probably won't though.
  11. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ

    THIS IS FUCKING GOLD.

    Lanny, please use this PLLLLLZZZZZZZZZ.
  12. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Corned beef hash also has taters in it where i come from.

  13. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Lol I thought the audio must have cut out when he was doing GreyFox (that was also ArmsMerchant right?) then realized he was just doing a moment of silence to illustrate he literally had no future whatsoever.

    Isn't Armsmerchant dead. This video is lulzy though.
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    Just got this and hope to get stuck into it real soon after I finish re reading "Sapiens".
  15. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra lol, deported to black dolphin

    'they made me dragon walk everywhere fuys'

    Lol I was watching a documentary on that place not so long ago. Some prisoners actually think they'll get out after 25 years.
  16. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Who is OP planning on murdering.
  17. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    One thing I like about Lanny is his enabling of free speech on this forum. I posted a pic of Snoopy (some faggot from Zoklet), and his troll faced gf resulting in a warning from Panny (He was just doing his job).

    That was major Lulz though cause the persona Snoopy had always protrayed soon crumbled and he cried like a bitch.

    My bitch.
  18. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Fuck, the imgur pic doesn't work.

    https://imgur.com/LgdKfSv

    Even the Polish users put two and two together ha ha.
  19. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Holy shit I've hit gold, read this:

    https://polishforums.com/usa-canada/jail-california-met-young-man-ancestry-whilst-69121/#msg1415504
  20. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by blaster master someone post that his name is Maciej Duraj or Mike Lata on there, my IP is banned because im on a mobile phone connection and i share an ip with 1000's of people.

    LOL.

    They'll know it from reading the article bro.
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