Posts by Aleister Crowley

1. 2022-01-10 at 6:51 AM UTC in So I’m going on a coffee date with a Eurasian this afternoon
   

   Aleister Crowley African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready

   
   I could have done with this the other week when I had shit behind my eye lid.
   
   Glad the dating is going well for 'ya grylls.
2. 2022-01-10 at 6:25 AM UTC in Wariat has fucked off
   

   Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
   Only jail can remedy this. It would be so hilarious if we didn't hear from him for ages then googled his name and found out he was jailed for noncing.
3. 2022-01-09 at 8:08 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
   

   Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
   Can't believe people use to consume ground up Mummies. Fucking gross.
4. 2022-01-09 at 3:35 PM UTC in This shit is weird as fuk
   

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   "Have you seen a petite 12 year old?"
   
   Him using petite & 12 year old in the same sentence just reeks of Nonce.
5. 2022-01-09 at 2:21 PM UTC in 15 Anti-Vaxxers Who Died A factual list of people who thought COVID was a hoax
   

   Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
   Approx 9% of London is black, I refuse to believe this. Fucking place looks like Nigeria in some parts.
6. 2022-01-09 at 2:18 PM UTC in 15 Anti-Vaxxers Who Died A factual list of people who thought COVID was a hoax
   

   Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
   Are there more niggers in the South?
7. 2022-01-09 at 2:16 PM UTC in 15 Anti-Vaxxers Who Died A factual list of people who thought COVID was a hoax
   

   Aleister Crowley African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra now list their ages and BMIs

8. 2022-01-09 at 1:43 PM UTC in How to get away with murder?
   

   Aleister Crowley African Astronaut

   Originally posted by WellHung why? i want to help you. i want you to be happy becuz i love you like a brother

   
   Sobriety doesn't subtract fun or socializing unless you let it. It allows you to maintain a hard on and save money and comedowns.
   
   How is that shit?
9. 2022-01-09 at 1:42 PM UTC in Wariat has fucked off
   

   Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
   You have to think about the noncequences.
10. 2022-01-09 at 1:33 PM UTC in How to get away with murder?
    

    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    That's true so Joke's on you chin nuts
11. 2022-01-09 at 1:26 PM UTC in How to get away with murder?
    

    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Heroin overdose
12. 2022-01-09 at 12:36 PM UTC in Who here has high blood pressure?
    

    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Wariat how often doe?

    
    Depends on my schedule, almost everytime I go out I pull and I have a few girls that are always game to be filled up.
    
    If you wasn't such a child molesting Beta you would be cool and fuck like me.
    
    
13. 2022-01-09 at 12:29 PM UTC in Who here has high blood pressure?
    

    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut

    Originally posted by WellHung when you were high, at least you cared about your appearance and getting laid. Sobriety isn't always the best option for everyone. Rethink things, Augustus. Be who you really want to be. 👍⚘🖐🤟🤙

    
    I still get laid bitch tits, sobriety is awesome.
14. 2022-01-09 at 12:20 PM UTC in CORNED BEEF HASH and eggs
    

    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    There's no corn in corn beef doe.
15. 2022-01-09 at 12:19 PM UTC in Wariat has fucked off
    

    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    fucks sake.
16. 2022-01-09 at 12:09 PM UTC in Who here has high blood pressure?
    

    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Suck a dick nigger
17. 2022-01-09 at 11:57 AM UTC in Who here has high blood pressure?
    

    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut

    Originally posted by WellHung

    
    
    
    Scrotum chin?
18. 2022-01-09 at 10:11 AM UTC in Wariat has fucked off
    

    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    And then there was peace.
    
    The End
19. 2022-01-09 at 9:59 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
    

    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra

    
    That game looks awful.
20. 2022-01-09 at 9:48 AM UTC in It's here
    

    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Homer Simpson