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Posts by Aleister Crowley

  1. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Trying to muster some energy to have a scenario wank but I'm not feeling imaginative after a long day at work. I've taken a liking to red heads as of late.
  2. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Awww yeah so hawt
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    Niggers?
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    Drunkeness
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    I'd pull any girl in Poland cause I'm not an ugly Down's syndrome paedophile deported drunk.


    Anna Spysze, da big bucks.
  6. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Lol my ex girlfriend my first love called me yesterday and got all emotional and was basically saying she wanted to get together with me but not with my gf now and I had to explain to her I'm a big boy now and she can't just call me and try to meet up right then and fuck jesus man

    I have a fiance now


    And I mean come on u know if u wanted to do this it takes planning. U can't just dissappear for years then call me up trying to fuck or whatever she wanted without trying to plan it out first a big..Jeez


    Prolly will hear from her within the next few weeks.

    She's super hot and all that good shit but she's pretty wild obviously

    I tried to explain to her that I'm not fucking going anywhere and she was the one who left me like 13 years ago now lol

    And now that I'm clean and am in school and have my head a tiny bit better screwed on she tries to call and derail my current situation lol I think not sweety

    If u couldn't handle me at my heroinist why do you deserve me at my methadonest?

    Doesn't it go something like that?

    I get you with this, as much as you want to fuck you don't want to play the object. Next time this happens I'm just going to have violent rape sex.
  7. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RIPtotse I was in jail with this 80 yr old old as fuck dude who literally could barely eat or take his medz cuz he shook so fucking bad

    He was apparently at the pool or some shit and pulled his dick out or some shit. He was trying to say that he couldn't get his dick back in his pants because he shook so bad but I didn't buy it why was ur dick out anyway


    Fucker got 10 yrs he's prolly croaked by now

    Fucking LOL!
  8. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Yah, I had an addiction to drawing massive veiny cocks in high school.


    Or was that a movie

    Me too even before Superbad came out.
  9. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Wariat fails at even being a paedophile, what a fucking loser.
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    Homeless Nigger.
  11. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    How thick and viscous are your ejaculations? I love not masturbating for a few days then filling some slag's hole full of it but I usually cum quicker when my sack is full.

    Discuss.
  12. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Thinking my ex getting cream pied enfuriates me despite having a gf.

    Molotov everything.
  13. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Wariat constantly confirming his fellow citizens are Pollacks only confirms his retardedness.


    TODAY I SAW A GANG OF ENGLISHMEN SUDIKWKW DKDK SLDJIDN (Drunk ramblings).

    Fucking Idiot Nonce kill yourself.
  14. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Watching a nigger drool over some school girls in the bus station. It must be in their nature to want to commit rape, Goddamn savages.
  15. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Another teen related thread by Wozniack...

  16. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Why after I bust a nut I can't fucking sleep yet when I fuck a girl I instantly fall into a deep coma?
  17. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I always thought jt was weird how this is so glossed over and not discussed. It's in the very beginning too so you know a Lotta Christians have read it. Could be an allegory for how women close to you can lead you astray.

    I've not long finished a book called, "The God Delusion", by Richard Dawkins. He points out loads of hypocrisies within the bible. I just remember laughing my ass of at this particular story. I need to get the book off my shelf and look for other things he pointed out. A good read nonetheless.
  18. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny The Matrices

    I heard the new Matrix is Gaaaaaahhbage.
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    I ASKED WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING!!!
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