2022-01-18 at 12:01 PM UTC
Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
I felt so freaking old when she all of a sudden asked how old I am and called me a sir. I wanted to go after the pool was closing and eveeryone was leaving and give them my snapchat but didnt have the balls to guys as i didnt know if her dad or parents were there or were gonnaa show up out of the blue as I start talking to her or that other people nearby would have heard and make me feel ackward if she asked again how old I was as I didnt even answer and soe guy cae into the sauna so I just left as i heard the whistle the place was closing and told her and her friend next time Ill tell you. Now Im depressed guys starting to think there wont be a next tie because I feel so old and awkward now and dont know if Ill even have the balls to approach them again or talk.
2022-01-18 at 12:12 PM UTC
Originally posted by Wariat
I felt so freaking old when she all of a sudden asked how old I am and called me a sir. I wanted to go after the pool was closing and eveeryone was leaving and give them my snapchat but didnt have the balls to guys as i didnt know if her dad or parents were there or were gonnaa show up out of the blue as I start talking to her or that other people nearby would have heard and make me feel ackward if she asked again how old I was as I didnt even answer and soe guy cae into the sauna so I just left as i heard the whistle the place was closing and told her and her friend next time Ill tell you. Now Im depressed guys starting to think there wont be a next tie because I feel so old and awkward now and dont know if Ill even have the balls to approach them again or talk.
Lol
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2022-01-18 at 12:19 PM UTC
Just because they consent doesn't mean you aren't a pedophile
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2022-01-18 at 12:23 PM UTC
Clearly hasnt learned his lesson about trying to pick up children at the pool
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2022-01-18 at 12:24 PM UTC
Wariat fails at even being a paedophile, what a fucking loser.
2022-01-18 at 12:53 PM UTC
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
I was in jail with this 80 yr old old as fuck dude who literally could barely eat or take his medz cuz he shook so fucking bad
He was apparently at the pool or some shit and pulled his dick out or some shit. He was trying to say that he couldn't get his dick back in his pants because he shook so bad but I didn't buy it why was ur dick out anyway
Fucker got 10 yrs he's prolly croaked by now
2022-01-18 at 12:54 PM UTC
Wariat have you tried dating an older woman?
2022-01-18 at 1:38 PM UTC
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Then call me great grandma fucker cuz I just pulled my dick out of a 26 yr old
Feels good man