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  1. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    I mean... the dude was just a crack peddler. There was really no reason to assume "crack dealer who once threatened someone with a gun" would evolve into "serial killing cannibal who eats human hearts". Like it's one thing when it's Sweden or something and they let a convicted child murderer/rapist out after 7 years or some shit, and another thing entirely when some nog gets out 10 years early on a non-violent drug charge.

    15 years for slanging to elementary school kids would be too much. 15 years for being too close to a school where they're taught is fucking absurd.
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  2. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Rabbitweed ITT:
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  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I don't feel the sentiments you are expressing.

    Come at me and I will beat both of you off with both hands
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  4. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    i already tried to hang out with him along with my gf and one of her friends when we went to bloomington last year to visit my relatives but the nigga wasnt interested.
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  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    those are the same things everyone used to say about Malice but Malice was better in every single way. Let us see if the prophecy is fulfilled
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  6. blaster master victim of incest
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  7. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Here's a list of things octavian hates:

    - sex partners over the age of consent
    - dentists
    - sobriety
    - his probation officer
    - losing the lottery
    - heterosexual sports (ie, not soccer)
    - himself
    - posh people who live in semi-detached houses
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  8. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Ur a bonafide nigger. That's not racist. Lol
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  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz interestingly, canada has a slightly higher suicide rate than the US. both countries run on retard sauce though

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/world/suiciderate.html

    interestingly, you should kill yourself
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  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    It was pretty funny though. When you use numbers you lose agility and specialization. They just forced a bunch of slow, fat warm bodies into the capital and outnumbered the slow, fat uniformed bodies guarding it. They completely missed the people they should be beheading and they did it for the dumbest reason ever. If you're going to force your way into the capital and behead the leaders, you have a detailed plan and you do it for real reasons. They walked in unarmed and moved like a bunch of unruly protesters, which is what they are, didn't know where they were going, didn't smash any symbols of power and didn't hold any ground whatsoever.

    There is also the fact that it was done because the former shitty president has an ego that cannot deal with failure. Literally telegraphed and said he would never accept a loss and would call it fraudulent months in advance. Although most Americans are very stupid and gullible it is inconceivable that all who participated were so incredibly stupid and gullible. Some just want to watch the world burn and some just wanted to be part of something. The problem is it was just a demonstration against a result they did not like, mostly because they liked the slow, fat rich piece of shit who just lost, more than the slow, older rich piece of shit who won. So they had a lil party and some of the weakest people died. The whole world saw and lost even more respect for America and we are all worse for it. Now there will never be another opportunity to storm the capital on vote certification day for a legitimate reason. Whenever there is tension they can use proud fags and 3% of a standard IQers to bring in the national guard and outnumber and outgun the typical fat american populace. This was an opportunity to cut SOMEONE'S head off, even though it was for a very stupid, immature reason, it was an opportunity wasted and now the world has seen americas hand and it is soft, fat and covered in festering lesions where there were once the fingers of freedom that the world was afraid of getting digitally penetrated by. Fucking Trump didn't have one fucking war either and failed at diplomacy and his 'trade wars' of incompetence. Fuck americans are stupid, probably too stupid to even read this stupid post. It's hard not to watch/obsess about the dumpster fire down south because holy fuck does it make me feel fortunate
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  11. netstat African Astronaut
    edited for privacy
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  12. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Take your chink lessons somewhere else you Asian faggots. This is a TOPICAL THREAD in ORAL INDULGENCES about FUCKING CHINESE FOOD not your CHING CHONG moon rune bullshit.

    Tell us about your local chink joint or kill yourselves
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  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Bad feelings abound. If I make it through this week it's a miracle. I Love you all and wish nothing but success and fulfillment upon all of you. Thank you for the time we have spent together. Likely worst case scenario I'll be back in 6 months so this thread is just a precursor to an event which may or may not happen. The last 2 years have been unprecedentedly blessed for me, I hope the future is for each and every one of you too.

    If this is my last thread please leave some "kill yourself faggot"'s for when I see it again in 6 months.
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  14. netstat African Astronaut
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  15. DontTellEm Black Hole
    I can't stop myself from masturbating. I'm LITERALLY 30 years old.
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  16. Incessant African Astronaut
    The year is almost over fuckers. How did you level up since quarantine began?

    And if you haven’t changed a single bit in 10 months fuck you and kill yourself.
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  17. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL This is just a test run from the globalists. They just want to document and analyse how people react and how much control they can get. The next one will be much more aggressive and fatal, way worse than the Black Plague. They'll all be in their safe places when they release it, then they'll pop out with a cure, once there's only about a half billion people left worldwide.

    this is another reason why i don't use meth anymore -- if i read this shit while all strung out i'd believe it 100% and start freaking out & shit.

    since i don't use the stuff anymore i only believe 45% of this theory.
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  18. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]


    Lego is the best stuff ever. Its fun, lasts forever, can be used to build anything, and is nearly indestructible.
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  19. There are multiple challenges at the grocery store. Some of which are by design just to fuck with you, and some of which are caused by annoying/oblivious people.

    When the super market is very busy, navigating it is a huge annoyance because there are oblivious people everywhere. They leave their shopping carts in the way, they block paths, they walk slow; they are a general pain in the ass.

    All people who are worthy of life are mindful of their movements at the grocery store. Be mindful of where you stand and where you walk. Be mindful of where you leave your fucking cart. There is most likely someone in the store who is not a pussy bitch gatherer who walks around aimlessly to slowly look and gather; some people are hunters who know what the fuck they're looking for and are going in and out at high speed low drag to be efficient. Hunters are not to be fucked with, so be mindful.

    The root of the problem is society in itself. It is unacceptable to shove people out of the way, shove carts out of the way, climb over/ jump vegetable/fruit stands to navigate efficiently, or throw produce a few isles over in the stationary department. It doesn't matter how old or dumb you are, you should be shoved out of the way if you block a path in a place where parkour is not socially acceptable. Yet, shoving people out of the way or telling them to watch where they walk/stand is seen as "rude". 2020 everyone.

    I, for example, slice the pie when I enter or exit each and every fucking isle. Slicing the pie when going in and out of an isle in super autist speed allows you to fly in there like a bat out of hell without bumping into/knocking down an old lady; because when you bump into a slow bitch you have to tell her to watch here shes walking/standing, which society apparently frowns upon. I slice the pie after I move a product on the shelf to see what is behind it. I hug the shelf and quickly move the product away, so that whatever is behind the product cannot see me when I move the product, and then I slice the pie into the new opening between products that I have made.

    See: slicing the pie; i.e. how to check for people before entering/exiting an isle at the grocery store.


    The other challenge in navigating a supermarket is in the fact that the whole place is a giant fatal funnel. The isles are just long hallways, which connect to other hallways on the other side. How the fuck are you supposed to clear all of that shit every time you walk out of an isle (T-shaped hallways)? Sure, you can do it, but I don't know how many grenades/ flashbangs you need if you're going in solo; fuck stopping at the end of each isle to throw a quick peek into their side, and fuck slicing the pie in one direction and then quickly turning to your six after you entered the fatal funnel and one direction is cleared. Turning your back to territory that you have not cleared is a really bad idea. Like, really bad.

    See: fatal funnels; i.e. the place you want to be in for as short a duration as possible.



    In order to be worthy of the gift of life, people need to vigilantly look around all the time in the grocery store. Weather slicing the pie in and out of isles, or just simply looking to see if you'll block anyones path before you put your cart somewhere, looking around is imperative. You deserve to be stabbed otherwise.


    When I am at the store, I constantly scan 360 degrees all around. My head is like a sphere with many sensors which constantly spins in search of obstacles and threats. Think of a fast spinning disco ball, but instead of colorful lenses there are sensors.



    Occasionally when I see someone who is dressing or acting in an unacceptable manner, the closest to them sensor homes in with great force, making my scanning sphere spin at great speeds. Having achieved liftoff using the force of the spin I look down upon and pass judgement on the informals.

    I thank you for your attention.
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  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Wariat And you sudo judged me for fuking up kevin markley in a bradys dive bar in santa cruz for disrespecting me and playing the santa cruz local food ole boy card or that gypsy whitebtrwsh with 25 kids raphael luciano? What a hypocryte fuk you are. Its ok to hurt people accussed of sex crimes or panty bandits in your book but not ppl who disrespect me and are truant parents to their kids like raphael luciano?

    Kevin Markley told me you were grabbing girls asses at bradys after you cut your eyes at him after he grabbed your hand and told you to stop and made some disrespectful comment towards women so he had to put a beating on you you couldn't handle by yourself. Raphael Luciano is like brethren to me and you should know better you polish scum go kick a ball in the general direction of a net and be sure not to use your hands faggot
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