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2021-02-26 at 11:31 PM UTC in The Forgotten Art of SquatingYou didn't read because you're illiterate as all retards can be.
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2021-02-26 at 11:22 PM UTC in Im so Happy I got a New Job!! 😊 💰 🏭
Originally posted by mmQ If I wasnt being held captive in my own torture sex chamber that the gals i had in there overtook and replaced me with them I would allow you to do that. I'm not sure why they still give me a phone with internet access but I love them for it.
You're a health care worker? why did they let you go. your statement about Torture Sex chamber sounds kind of self prophetic.
they can take your cert away and black ball you from future employment.
Unless you get a job at a state prison, then you can get black-balled either way -
2021-02-26 at 11:18 PM UTC in 1 day until my drug test.
Originally posted by RIPtotse r u even 100% sure its a piss test? loads of places give mouth swab tests now and if u can't fake a mouth swab test then God help u
They're not "Mouth Swab" they dont just swab it. you have to place it between your cheeks and gums (like tobacco) and hold it there for 10 solid minutes.
then you have to place it back into a cradle container that it came out of (with solution) and you have to kind of dig up on this solid thing inside at the bottom before capping it off. it's very very specific. and they walk around and double and triple check people to make sure it's in there properly. if its not, it won't pass anyways. Job wont be offered. -
2021-02-26 at 11:07 PM UTC in Drug Test Day
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2021-02-26 at 10:45 PM UTC in Drug Test Day
Originally posted by Ghost i would cum in the jar
I would then walk into that bathroom, open that jar up and place homeless shit I collect for funs out of public toilets into that jar and close it back up and put it in that little compartment shelf and wait for the lab person to open it up and push my eye real close to it and say "Hey pal, thats my sample. you want anything else I should add to it" and watch them bug out from my looking at them and run away.
then watch you get arrested on the local news for being the weirdo creep with a cum-shit fetish -
2021-02-26 at 10:42 PM UTC in Drug Test Day
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2021-02-26 at 10:40 PM UTC in Im so Happy I got a New Job!! 😊 💰 🏭
Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 This space gunt goes hard!!
Hey Jethro
Why the fuck don't you learn to speak English you inbred redneck mongrel. try setting your goals higher up. Buy a pair of shoes that fit with some clean white socks. get them teeth capped and find Listerine at your local corner market. -
2021-02-26 at 10:38 PM UTC in Im so Happy I got a New Job!! 😊 💰 🏭
Originally posted by mmQ Shell is the breadwinner plus she let's him facefuck her and rims him so you have to account for that.
You're awesome. I want to adopt you and place you in my cage with other fury creatures I have picked up here and there. In my basement. the one 3 floors down hidden behind a wall. teeheehee -
2021-02-26 at 10:36 PM UTC in Im so Happy I got a New Job!! 😊 💰 🏭You got the job until your second or third tier result come back, and they suspect more stuff is going on.
Sorry Fona, the second test results came in. We were a bit apprehensive in hiring you. In light of new findings we will have to let you go"
Job1 gone, Job2 gone.
Note:takes on average 2 months to find new work.
Also, Can I borrow 20 as well? -
2021-02-26 at 10:28 PM UTC in The Forgotten Art of SquatingWhy do these third world press' try and normalize something that clearly seems unsanitary.
How about "The forgotten world of women relaxing their legs and allowing them to spread when sitting in a lower cut dress?
No one wants to smell someone's ass. People flatulate like multiple times an hour without noticing it. you squatting down and hadn't had a chance to wipe the butt from the fart sprays (dry or wet) into the undergarment (assuming they're even wearing them) isn't exactly sanitary nor going to smell nice for the person next to them. you dont' even smell your own brand half the time. but others will and they will most likely be slightly or very much offended by it.
ie:A young boy in Delhi, India looks pretty comfortable in this posture. Photo by Reuters/Anindito Mukherjee.
Now I agree from a health point, we shouldn't sit and squatting is healthy for you. gets your heart going when you stand up more then sitting and standing. it uses more muscles.
but back to the photo at the top. that is so unsanitary. First, the kid might have to grab at his clothing while serving the food and it might cause a dirty transfer at some point. or just the fact the food is sitting on plates, yet on the ground. are those paper plates? Easily bacteria could transfer through those plates. I mean people relieve themselves all over in cities like that. not saying someone took a shit or piss right there. but people walking around transferring curb goop onto the sidewalk. even small amounts. even if they washed that street with a high pressure. things are floating around and more likely the heavier goop in micro doses will float lower.
all kinds of things going on here that makes me never want to "experience" going to India if I have a high chance of getting Hepatitis C or something else from this place.
Not bashing on the Indian Culture itself, just their current lifestyle. they must modernize their fucking system better. And it's not just India. its all over the place in this world. Indians seem super smart. at least the ones that are sent to the UK or USA to be educated (or any other parts of the world) but the ones left behind are like the America's Watered down backwater inbred or England dumb down sport thuggies. Sure everyone has them. but this looks like trying to have breakfast in those tent city type areas of big cities. I mean gross.
I read this article about how India was angry at UK Indians and or Americans (Canada, USA, Maybe other North, Central, South American cities) because they forget India and or don't want to go back. they realized how FUCK UP India has become. So who's fault is it? The guys who get educated and fall in love with their host countries or is it India for not wanting to shed some of its current traditions? -
2021-02-25 at 9:03 PM UTC in Scientists Predict There's 90% Chance Civilization Will Collapse Within 'Decades'Filthy fucking Niggrants
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2021-02-25 at 8:52 PM UTC in Scientists Predict There's 90% Chance Civilization Will Collapse Within 'Decades'It's Gods will.
the plan is this ends and there is a start over plan. A New Earth and a New Heaven.
there is no Reincarnation as the curb shitters will have you believe in. there is no Do-Over for this life or in this same world. It's moving onward. One Step Beyond.
Maybe the 1.4 Billion fuckers you see as an enlightened culture could pull together and make pipes from clay and build a simple but effective sewer system. Instead, they just like to climb up in each other's personal bubble and breathe on one another.
I go to the Doctor and I see their Doctor Degree, but it says it's from India. How the fuck does anyone know if their Indian Doctor isn't faking it? They're all mad at Westerners in the UK and America and they are all scamming and moving into specific neighborhoods making them specificity Indian. it's easier that way than blending in like handsome and well tanned individual nigs want to do. -
2021-02-25 at 8:16 PM UTC in MUGSHOTS OF KROTZ LEAKED
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2021-02-25 at 7:30 PM UTC in 2 down. 10 to go
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2021-02-25 at 7:09 PM UTC in If Space Aliens Are Really Here NowWhoa, what the hell is this?
https://nypost.com/2020/12/07/aliens-in-hiding-until-mankind-is-ready-ex-israeli-space-head/
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‘It’s only a matter of time’: UFO investigator claims aliens will be discovered
The truth may be out there — but nowhere near as out there as this tale.
Space aliens have reached an agreement with the US government to stay mum on the experiments they conduct on Earth — as well as their secret base on Mars — until mankind is ready to accept them, the former head of Israel’s space program claimed in a new interview.
“The aliens have asked not to announce that they are here [because] humanity is not ready yet,” Haim Eshed told Israeli paper Yedioth Aharonoth, according to the jedi Press.
The jedi Press — speculating that Eshed, 87, may have gone to insanity and beyond — goes on to unspool his tangled web, which claims the involvement of President Trump and interplanetary diplomacy.
“Trump was on the verge of revealing [aliens existence], but the aliens in the Galactic Federation are saying, ‘Wait, let people calm down first,'” Eshed, who helmed Israel’s space security program from 1981 to 2010, reportedly said. “They don’t want to start mass hysteria. They want to first make us sane and understanding.”
Until that day, aliens have secured an agreement to keep their moves under wraps, said Eshed, noting that the extraterrestrials come in peace.
“They have been waiting for humanity to evolve and reach a stage where we will generally understand what space and spaceships are,” said Eshed, according to the jedi Press.
“There’s an agreement between the US government and the aliens. They signed a contract with us to do experiments here. They, too, are researching and trying to understand the whole fabric of the universe, and they want us as helpers.”
One of the hubs of the cooperation is a base on Mars — where, by the way, Eshed claims American astronauts have already set foot.
“There’s an underground base in the depths of Mars, where their representatives are, and also our American astronauts,” Eshed reportedly said.
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Eshed acknowledged that it all sounds like science fiction, but claimed that some of his peers are coming around.
“If I had come up with what I’m saying today five years ago, I would have been hospitalized. Wherever I’ve gone with this in academia, they’ve said, ‘The man has lost his mind,'” he reportedly said. “Today they’re already talking differently. I have nothing to lose. I’ve received my degrees and awards, I am respected in universities abroad, where the trend is also changi -
2021-02-25 at 6:49 PM UTC in MUGSHOTS OF KROTZ LEAKED
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2021-02-25 at 6:47 PM UTC in MUGSHOTS OF KROTZ LEAKED
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2021-02-25 at 6:47 PM UTC in MUGSHOTS OF KROTZ LEAKED
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2021-02-25 at 6:44 PM UTC in 1 day until my drug test.
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2021-02-25 at 6:43 PM UTC in 1 day until my drug test.
